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Arksenth
Apr 22, 2014, 09:56 PM
Attendance is compulsory.

Shake the hand of the prettiest magical idol of all of PSO-World High!

Everyone gets a turn in the dressing room also!

This might be a good time to share how slutty my weekend was:

1) I went to a daytime coffee socialization-type event and groped six separate boys within the same hour.
2) I found out that a hot dad I've been crushing on for a while is actually 64 years old. Does not change my willingness to bang.
3) [CENSORED FOR THE LITTLE ONES]

I am not a slut!

-spins-

BIG OLAF
Apr 22, 2014, 09:57 PM
Trying mad hard to stay relevant.

HIT0SHI
Apr 22, 2014, 10:03 PM
http://x3.fjcdn.com/comments/but+who+was+camera+_09e2335ff437832a98252398139703 f0.png

Arksenth
Apr 22, 2014, 10:05 PM
Trying mad hard to stay relevant.

Idols burn out fast, really. Just trying to squeeze every last drop out of this gig.

Afterwards I can become a children's book author.

Or a porn star.

-high kicks-

HIT0SHI
Apr 22, 2014, 10:16 PM
I don't wear underwear, remember?

-continues to high-kick-Afterwards I can become a children's book author.

Or a porn star.

-high kicks-
http://i.imgur.com/yilxT.jpg

BIG OLAF
Apr 22, 2014, 10:21 PM
Or a porn star.

I can relate.

:wacko:

Arksenth
Apr 22, 2014, 10:27 PM
I can relate.

:wacko:

Gasp!

I have competition?

This cannot be!

The only solution - we must now mud wrestle.

I'll go get my easily-torn thong!

HIT0SHI
Apr 22, 2014, 10:33 PM
I'll go get my easily-torn thong!
http://weirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Dale-Face-150x150.jpg

Vintasticvin
Apr 22, 2014, 10:39 PM
Gasp!

I have competition?

This cannot be!

The only solution - we must now mud wrestle.

I'll go get my easily-torn thong!

Been a porn star for a god while, great stuff by the way and I even considered getting some porn made as well.

BIG OLAF
Apr 22, 2014, 10:43 PM
The only solution - we must now mud wrestle.

I'll go get my easily-torn thong!

I don't think you could handle that, half-pint. http://yoursmiles.org/ssmile/misc/s0414.gif

Arksenth
Apr 22, 2014, 10:57 PM
I don't think you could handle that, half-pint. http://yoursmiles.org/ssmile/misc/s0414.gif

It's okay, I'm used to bottoming.

-loud perverse moaning-

Cyron Tanryoku
Apr 22, 2014, 11:04 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/5cce668a35afaf777d86fbf16cb9d3ee/tumblr_mu10m0H8LQ1ranqoeo4_500.png

HIT0SHI
Apr 22, 2014, 11:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GpDBIXK.gif

Palle
Apr 22, 2014, 11:27 PM
http://img.rp.vhd.me/4521424_l4.jpg

Enforcer MKV
Apr 22, 2014, 11:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GpDBIXK.gif

http://i.imgur.com/3ryDCkN.gif

strikerhunter
Apr 23, 2014, 12:06 AM
I would give you a handshake and be more like the following picture
[SPOILER-BOX]http://www.pso-world.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=2750&pictureid=38661[/SPOILER-BOX]

If you where to do something like this first
[SPOILER-BOX]http://www.pso-world.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=2750&pictureid=38662[/SPOILER-BOX]

yoshiblue
Apr 23, 2014, 12:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PrDU2p7.gif

Nitro Vordex
Apr 23, 2014, 12:13 AM
:wacko: off, ya little cockroach.

http://i.minus.com/imXikzR6W0xQT.gif

CelestialBlade
Apr 23, 2014, 04:21 AM
http://fireden.net/4chan/images.4chan.org//vg/src/1394569829143.jpg

Arksenth
Apr 23, 2014, 03:58 PM
Everyone is just stunned by my beauty!

And lack of underwear!

-continues to high-kick-

Nitro Vordex
Apr 23, 2014, 07:09 PM
-continues to high-kick-
http://i.minus.com/ibngJ2yubfPcFF.gif

mctastee
Apr 23, 2014, 09:43 PM
Arksenth be tryin' mad hard.

Sayara
Apr 23, 2014, 10:03 PM
http://i.minus.com/i9sRcfsqtdtrx.jpg

Thats enough