Poor People! Your Lord Prettiest Magical Cheerleader President Idol is bored!

[Arksenth]

Therefore!

As the poor people you are, you all have a duty to amuse me!

Dance!

-high kicks-

[BIG OLAF]

dumb.

[Vampy]

Find some poor fool to go behind the bleachers with if you want fun. Leave the rest of us alone and put some underwear on.

[Arksenth]

I can't because my janitor is currently preoccupied with a thousand sentient golden statues of buff men in her office, and no one will roll with me on that mess!

[Vampy]

Maybe if you payed her she'd be willing to leave the buff men for a little while and clean your mess.

[Arksenth]

I pay her through the rich radiance that is my godly presence!

-sparkles prettily-

[Vampy]

That doesn't put food on her table though.

[Arksenth]

Why does she need food when she can just bask in my prettiness and richness to nourish herself?

[Vampy]

She's not a plant? So she can't photosynthesize your rays.

[Arksenth]

Well, she should just try harder not to be poor then!

[Vampy]

Well if you payed her for her work maybe she would not be poor.

[Arksenth]

Ohohohohohohoho!

No wonder you poor people are so poor.

So uncreative, honey!

Working to make money, what an antiquated concept!

[Vampy]

>.> not everyone has your luck in the market.

[Arksenth]

Sigh! I'm so tired of explaining logic to poor people!

Try not being poor! Then you'll be lucky too!

[Vampy]

>.> good thing your money can buy you protection

[Arksenth]

And as usual, when I have entirely trounced you poor people with my magnificent and glorious teachings and wisdoms, you resort to animalistic threats of violence, like the poor people you are!

How terrible, but I will endure these slings and arrows!

-sparkles greatly-

[Vampy]

Only wisdom you have is when it comes to men

[Arksenth]

mmmmmmm men

-moans loudly-

I am not a slut!

[Vampy]

No one called you one so that means you admit to being one.

[Arksenth]

Shut up!

I am not a slut!!!

[Vampy]

Such denial

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

Um... If... If Arksenth is the queen bee of PSO-W High School, does that make me the awkward nerd? ...Who seems to like silly memes?

[PhotonDrop]

I can't because my janitor is currently preoccupied with a thousand sentient golden statues of buff men in her office, and no one will roll with me on that mess!

I told you I'm allergic to gold. Your statue men have been converted into currency and donated to charities that feed starving children in Spamada.

And I'm not a janitor, that continuity was reset.

[Vampy]

I think he secretly likes you

[PhotonDrop]

That's silly, students can't love teachers!

[Vampy]

It's forbidden but it still happens!

[PhotonDrop]

I'd say "That's a paddlin'." but I'm afraid it'd encourage that behavior! :disapprove:

[Sayara]

Girls cant love girls !?
GIRLS CANT LOVE GIRLS>

[PhotonDrop]

Girls cant love girls !?
GIRLS CANT LOVE GIRLS>

That's forbidden love.

[Vampy]

Now if it was you and me that would be forbidden.

[Arksenth]

Why does everyone think I'm a girl/transgender?

You see this bulge, darlings?

What, boys can't be cheerleader magical student presidents in 2014?

Sexist!

[Vampy]

You call yourself a magical girl!

[Arksenth]

So boys can't be magical girls now too?

I'm reporting you to Human Resources for discrimination!

[PhotonDrop]

That's extra forbidden!

[Vampy]

So boys can't be magical girls now too?

I'm reporting you to Human Resources for discrimination!

Not unless they are super cute

[Arksenth]

How dare you imply that I'm not super cute!

You have gone too far!

I give you permission to kill yourself!!!

[Vampy]

Nope this is too much fun.

I am officially the bully of pso-w high.

[Nitro Vordex]

And I'm not a janitor, that continuity was reset.
If you're a sexy teacher, I think I'm okay with this continuity. Though I'm not sold with it yet.

[Sayara]

So boys can't be magical girls now too?

I'm reporting you to Human Resources for discrimination!

Theres only 3 in existence. And you're not one of them.
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[Arksenth]

I'm better than all of them!

[BIG OLAF]

I am officially the bully of pso-w high.

Are you?

[Nitro Vordex]

I'm better than all of them!
I'm pretty sure you're just in denial now.