-sparkles prettily-

[Arksenth]

-continuous sparkles-

[AlexCraig]

You call those sparkles?!

THESE ARE SPARKLES!!!
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/19821/694167-armstrong.jpg

[Chrysheight]

Did you take a meseta bath, Ark?

[chaoko99]

I think he found the nude mod, took them way to frigging long..

must be a new record.

[yoshiblue]

Passed down for generations.

[Vampy]

-puts on sunglasses- Tone it down a bit my poor eyes are sensitive D:

[Arksenth]

-puts on sunglasses- Tone it down a bit my poor eyes are sensitive D:

-sparkling intensifies-

[PhotonDrop]

You should probably get that checked out, excessive sparkling killed our last magical girl.

I should know, I was that magical girl.

[Arksenth]

You should probably get that checked out, excessive sparkling killed our last magical girl.

I should know, I was that magical girl.

That's because you were an utterly inferior and ineffective magical girl!

I'm better than you!!!

[PhotonDrop]

I was better than the one before me as well. Some day, after Sparklitis claims you, a new magical girl will take your place and the annals of history will beg one question: "Who is Arksenth?"

[Arksenth]

I was better than the one before me as well. Some day, after Sparklitis claims you, a new magical girl will take your place and the annals of history will beg one question: "Who is Arksenth?"

Please! There is literally no magical girl better than me - it is literally impossible!

Watch as as I sparkle more!

My source of sparkles is infinite, because I am infinitely pretty!

-sparkles-

[AlexCraig]

Ichiya has you beat for sparkles, MAAAAAAAN
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And Ayumu is a better guy dressed as a pretty magical girl
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*Mic drop*

[Arksenth]

*Mic drop*

LOL

That's what you say!

In reality, my sparklingness and prettiness just overwhelm your sensory organs so much that you aren't even able to perceive more than a small fraction of it!

-sparkles intensely-

[blace]

Onlookers beware, Arksenth's true form!

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[Dhylec]

o.o
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbuqF5-nL3zy2DOHgqJvvRAYaF0Vz6BYIoS7sZSoU1UZlOTTp00w

[Cyron Tanryoku]

its not even funny anymore
why do we let him keep posting these threads

[Crazyleo]

I was better than the one before me as well. Some day, after Sparklitis claims you, a new magical girl will take your place and the annals of history will beg one question: "Who is Arksenth?"

Hey!!! I asked that question now. "who is she"?

[Zorafim]

its not even funny anymore
why do we let him keep posting these threads

..."anymore"?

At least now he's not taking out his insecurities by insulting people with less gear then him. He was insufferable back then.
Well, more insufferable than he is now. I wish he would at least change up his routine every now and again. I can pretty much fill out his posts with an assumed filler text, and be able to follow along with the conversation just fine.

[Arksenth]

..."anymore"?

At least now he's not taking out his insecurities by insulting people with less gear then him. He was insufferable back then.
Well, more insufferable than he is now. I wish he would at least change up his routine every now and again. I can pretty much fill out his posts with an assumed filler text, and be able to follow along with the conversation just fine.

Hm, you're right, like the poor people thing it doesn't piss off people as much as it should now.

I'll have to think of the newest thing!

Maybe I can be a Naughty Nun or something!

[Zorafim]

The variety would be nice.

[Arksenth]

The variety would be nice.

Hm!

If it pisses you off so much, maybe I'll just keep doing the same thing!

Poor person with crappy gear!

-sparkles prettily-

[CelestialBlade]

its not even funny anymore
why do we let him keep posting these threads
Better question: why do people keep replying and giving him exactly what he wants?

[Zorafim]

...you take pleasure in annoying people? Why? That's the easiest thing you can possibly do, especially on the internet.
It's like taking pleasure in making squirrels flee. They'll do it whether you work at it or not.
Or, you could take a bullhorn, and blow it in someone's ear non-stop. That will give you exactly the same reaction, with even less effort from you than typing the same thing over and over.

I would say that if such a simple thing gives you pleasure, then go ahead and do it. But, you are, by definition, making the world a worse place by doing that. Still, it's not like there's anything I can do to stop you.


You know, you could just write "You're an asshole" over and over. That'll give the exact same response, with less thought from you.

[Chrysheight]

I just pictured Arksenth as Don Corneo from FF7. All my lulz.

[Vintasticvin]

I just pictured Arksenth as Don Corneo from FF7. All my lulz.

I just had that image too and choked on a piece of my granola bar

[Arksenth]

...you take pleasure in annoying people? Why? That's the easiest thing you can possibly do, especially on the internet.
It's like taking pleasure in making squirrels flee. They'll do it whether you work at it or not.
Or, you could take a bullhorn, and blow it in someone's ear non-stop. That will give you exactly the same reaction, with even less effort from you than typing the same thing over and over.

I would say that if such a simple thing gives you pleasure, then go ahead and do it. But, you are, by definition, making the world a worse place by doing that. Still, it's not like there's anything I can do to stop you.


You know, you could just write "You're an asshole" over and over. That'll give the exact same response, with less thought from you.

lol loud cranky rant

Try being pretty and rich, like me!


I just pictured Arksenth as Don Corneo from FF7. All my lulz.

I would choose Cloud, every time!

[Chrysheight]

So is he good in bed or is Zack better?

[Arksenth]

So is he good in bed or is Zack better?

I don't know, I'd need both at once to properly assess their skills, you know?

I guess you should arrange this for me!

[Chrysheight]

Well. That might be an issue. Zack died. Fix that and we'll talk.

[Arksenth]

Well. That might be an issue. Zack died. Fix that and we'll talk.

I'm pretty sure the excessive amounts of radiation pumped into him preserved his body from decomposition, just dig him up and we're ready to go pretty much.

[Chrysheight]

Well... I... Uh... Wow.


I got nothing.

[Arksenth]

I am not a slut!

[Chrysheight]

You're a liar! -sets your pants on fire-

[Vampy]

-pulls saya away-

[Chrysheight]

-is pulled away- THIS ISN'T OVER!!!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

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http://i1.minus.com/ibf2yvZ9X6qyZo.jpg

Wtfuggs

should've just rehosted this, what a hassle

Yoda and Blanka T shirt, graphic (http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_konsqoBb1l1qzjh2mo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1402548658&Signature=5o9SslMxFmMrPmDlZC%2BQIF3vpZI%3D#_=_)

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:neutral: + :fire: = :lightning:

Who knew?!

[Nitro Vordex]

I'm pretty sure the excessive amounts of radiation pumped into him preserved his body from decomposition, just dig him up and we're ready to go pretty much.
Wonder how long rigor mortis lasts.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

So is Yodamang \-*sparkling*-/ while he dies

or is he megaman, first name ROCK

or is blanka bootleg t-shirt greasy

like

-you :burger: 98% fat guys-