keywen
Jun 25, 2014, 01:03 PM
Hey all, in my boredom during the server downtime I decided to write this up. It's a parody of the song One Day More from Les Mis. Shoutouts to /u/QueenEclair who's actually going to be covering it in the near future! Not sure if it's okay to post this here, so it's okay for the thread to be taken down if need be <_>.
PJSalt: One day more,
Another day, another D-D-o-S,
This never ending stream of packets sent;
These men who strive to waste our time
Will surely strike a second time,
One day more...
Hopeless Addict: I tried to log in once today,
How can I live when we are parted?
PJSalt: One day more...
Couple: Tomor-row we might get to play..
And yet my boredom has restarted.
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day all on my own..
Couple: Will we ever play again?
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day with him not caring...
Couple: I was born to play with you!
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: Such no-life I might have known..
Couple: And I swear I'll wait for you!
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: But he never saw me there!
Expectant Player: One more day before the tweet!
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Do I follow all the news?
Expectant Player: At the barricades of Reddit!
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Shall I join the facebook group?
Expectant Player: When our ranks begin to troll,
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Do I play and do I dare?
Expectant Player: Will you give your upvotes to me?
All: The time is now!
The tweet is here!
SEGA: One day more!
DDoSer: One day more of saturation,
We'll turn the servers into mud!
We will be ready for these tarpits,
They will wait for weeks to come!
PJSalt: One day more!
Reddit Mods: Watch 'em run amuck,
Ban 'em as they troll,
Never knew you sucked
'Till there's attention to be sold,
Here a little snip
There a little touch,
Most of them are trollers
So they won't miss much!
Various PSO-W Users: One day to a new beginning
Raise the flag of the ARKS high!
Every man will be a chick
(Every man will be a chick)
There's a new world for the killing
(There's a new world to be found)
Everyone: Rumor they won't be up 'till spring?
Hopeless Addict: My place is here,
I 'plain with you!
PJSalt: One day more!
[All voices interjecting upon eachother]
Couple: I did not play a game today...
How can I live when we are parted?
Tomor-row we might get to play..
And yet my boredom has restarted.
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day all on my own!
Such no-life I might have known!
DDoSer: We will bore these hopeless people
We will strike where they go
We'll read their little frustrations,
We will laugh at the fit they throw.
PJSalt: One day more!
Reddit Mods: Watch 'em run amuck
Ban 'em as they troll
Never knew you sucked
'Till there's attention to be sold!
DDoSer: One more day to decision
We will nip it in the bud
We'll continue the attack, boys
PJSalt: Tomorrow is so far away!
PJSalt and DDoSers: Tomorrow is the judgement day!
All: Tomorrow we'll discover
What our Devs at SEGA have in store!
One more dawn...
One more day...
One day more!
The tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkf0fLU2Ao&feature=kp
I did my best to remain true to the song itself.
PJSalt: One day more,
Another day, another D-D-o-S,
This never ending stream of packets sent;
These men who strive to waste our time
Will surely strike a second time,
One day more...
Hopeless Addict: I tried to log in once today,
How can I live when we are parted?
PJSalt: One day more...
Couple: Tomor-row we might get to play..
And yet my boredom has restarted.
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day all on my own..
Couple: Will we ever play again?
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day with him not caring...
Couple: I was born to play with you!
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: Such no-life I might have known..
Couple: And I swear I'll wait for you!
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: But he never saw me there!
Expectant Player: One more day before the tweet!
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Do I follow all the news?
Expectant Player: At the barricades of Reddit!
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Shall I join the facebook group?
Expectant Player: When our ranks begin to troll,
Worried Player: [Interjecting] Do I play and do I dare?
Expectant Player: Will you give your upvotes to me?
All: The time is now!
The tweet is here!
SEGA: One day more!
DDoSer: One day more of saturation,
We'll turn the servers into mud!
We will be ready for these tarpits,
They will wait for weeks to come!
PJSalt: One day more!
Reddit Mods: Watch 'em run amuck,
Ban 'em as they troll,
Never knew you sucked
'Till there's attention to be sold,
Here a little snip
There a little touch,
Most of them are trollers
So they won't miss much!
Various PSO-W Users: One day to a new beginning
Raise the flag of the ARKS high!
Every man will be a chick
(Every man will be a chick)
There's a new world for the killing
(There's a new world to be found)
Everyone: Rumor they won't be up 'till spring?
Hopeless Addict: My place is here,
I 'plain with you!
PJSalt: One day more!
[All voices interjecting upon eachother]
Couple: I did not play a game today...
How can I live when we are parted?
Tomor-row we might get to play..
And yet my boredom has restarted.
Player's [forgotten] girlfriend: One more day all on my own!
Such no-life I might have known!
DDoSer: We will bore these hopeless people
We will strike where they go
We'll read their little frustrations,
We will laugh at the fit they throw.
PJSalt: One day more!
Reddit Mods: Watch 'em run amuck
Ban 'em as they troll
Never knew you sucked
'Till there's attention to be sold!
DDoSer: One more day to decision
We will nip it in the bud
We'll continue the attack, boys
PJSalt: Tomorrow is so far away!
PJSalt and DDoSers: Tomorrow is the judgement day!
All: Tomorrow we'll discover
What our Devs at SEGA have in store!
One more dawn...
One more day...
One day more!
The tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkf0fLU2Ao&feature=kp
I did my best to remain true to the song itself.