Spammy post for some kind of excuse and reason to do something elsewhere

[Meyfei]

Page: ?
Number: ?
Color: ?
Favorite Year and Why?:

Fill the above, and I'll use my magic to find a player to draw on paper with a pencil

[Palle]

You want my pager number? But I haven't used a pager since Clinton's first term.

:-?

[Meyfei]

lmao xD