I Want Splashback To GTFO Already!

[xcanox]

I have had it. I can not take this anymore. Splashback needs to stop, and it needs to stop now.

I can't tell you how many times I've been taking a shit and had water splash back up onto my ass. It is literally the worst feeling one could encounter. It gets everywhere, on my cheeks, in my ass crack, and the worst; on my fucking asshole. It's so gross and uncomfortable, I don't even have a natural reaction to it, because it's the kind of thing that is so inane and out-there that it just shouldn't happen. My toilet needs to get a life and stop tormenting me like this.

FUCK SPLASHBACK!!

[Sp-24]

Let's IP block it.

[Edson Drake]

You need to send a ticket to Hydra, but good luck getting any reponse, I've been complaning about this ever since the last toilet update. Not going to spend a dime on their toilets anymore.

[gigawuts]

FUCK SPLASHBACK!!

no i don't think doing that will solve your problem

[CelestialBlade]

You should write to your congressman.

[Sayara]

Get a lower water bowl? Or stop having nuclear hard shits?

[NoiseHERO]

Poop slower and longer it's all about control, diet and technique.

[gigawuts]

Or eat undercooked pizza for dinner every night and never worry about it again!

[Sayara]

No dont even joke about constipation like that

EUGH

[Cyron Tanryoku]

but thats not my problem

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Put down a layer on the water. As a preventive measure.

Paper layer, before you poop drop it like its - puzzle games.

Magical Dropoop V.

Get a lower water bowl? Or stop having nuclear hard shits?
Not only Japan but Euro got the floor squatting vacuum toilets.

They "need to step their doo doo game up, B"

Or maybe everyone else does... yogayogayoga

[mctastee]

Poop slower and longer it's all about control, diet and technique.
Pretty much this. Sounds to me like you need to work on your shitting technique.

[Squall179]

DO what the Squirrel King does.

Stick your butt out as you hunch from a standing position, and fire HARD.

Impress your friends today, destroy a car with a single shot!

[Chidori]

well there goes my noodles, spit it all out laughing reading the comments lmao ^^;

[Scrub]

Sorry until you've gotten water to splash back UP your butt you ain't nothin'.

[Chidori]

lmao :3