I messed with the government and now my knob glows in the dark. [Archive]

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xcanox

Jul 3, 2014, 02:07 PM

I'm an anarchist and I recently launched a campaign of violence against my government. I was arrested and underwent what appears to have been medical experimentation, and now my knob glows in the dark.

Any other anarchists out there having this problem?

CelestialBlade

Jul 3, 2014, 02:20 PM

Knob? Your home inspector should've had that listed in the assessment...

xcanox

Jul 3, 2014, 02:26 PM

Knob? Your home inspector should've had that listed in the assessment...

Yes it was quite a shock to find that my knob now glows in the dark. I'm afraid to touch it now, and consequently, I can't even leave my home. I should sue.

Arksenth

Jul 3, 2014, 03:01 PM

I need photographic evidence, please~

From multiple angles.

-loud sustained moaning-

Sayara

Jul 3, 2014, 04:14 PM

http://i.minus.com/iqKnVRRCqfktg.png

yoshiblue

Jul 3, 2014, 05:17 PM

"Obsessions are like fire and water. Good servants, but bad masters. Do you rule your obsession, or does your obsession rule you?"[SPOILER-BOX]http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/Redmage64/YoshiMainextradark1366x768.png[/SPOILER-BOX]

xcanox

Jul 4, 2014, 12:37 PM