What firearm would Jesus buy?

[W0LB0T]

I saw this question on a bumper sticker today, and it got me thinking. I've always felt that Jesus would be a 1911 kind of person, but what do you guys think.

[Outrider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyH5Vj1iVY

[NoiseHERO]

http://blog.chron.com/narcoconfidential/2012/02/atf-the-favorite-guns-of-mexican-drug-cartels/#2946101=2

[Arksenth]

Jesus would buy me since he's a hot dad!

And then we'd have yaoi!!!

[Sayara]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Snoopychan/GOT-DAM.gif

[NoiseHERO]

http://gossip.rateometer.com/wp-content/plugins/auto-blogster/images/elisha-cuthbert-24-fire.jpg

[Randomness]

Holy hand grenade... launcher.

[Palle]

http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2008/10/01/fish_guns_2.jpg

He wasn't Greek, though. :-?

[Edson Drake]

ICBMs. There's no substitute.

[CelestialBlade]

Killer Elite 50% Light

[BIG OLAF]

That was a bumper sticker?

The amount of Republican must have burned white-hot.

Pun intended.

[Stealthcmc1974]

S&W .500 Magnum

This is why:

http://youtu.be/rvnpUpMeD8s

[ShinMaruku]

Jesus would buy a spirit Bomb

[Chidori]

idk about firearms but Jesus would definetly use The Combat Cross of Gabriel Belmont from Lord of Shadows 8-)

[Outrider]

http://www.facebookemoticons.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/thumbs-up-emoticon-facebook.jpgThe NSA likes this post.

[Nitro Vordex]

You think the dude that turns water into wine would buy a gun? He'd just turn the cross into a friggin' bazooka.

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD

*loads*

Ye Guilty.

[Outrider]

For some reason I always thought of Jesus as a nunchuks kinda guy.

[Nitro Vordex]

Bruce Christ

[PhotonDrop]

You think the dude that turns water into wine would buy a gun? He'd just turn the cross into a friggin' bazooka.

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD

*loads*

Ye Guilty.

It's heavy because it's full of mercy.

[Nitro Vordex]

It's heavy because it's full of mercy.
Terminal case of mercy.

[BIG OLAF]

Wouldn't he have Wolfwood's giant cross gun?

http://www.pureanimegallery.com/d/1725-1/nicholas-wolfwood-from-trig.jpg

[Sinue_v2]

AK-47 or an RPG

Seriously, when was the last time you saw a middle-eastern religious radial not carry an AK-47 or an RPG?

[Chidori]

i agree with wolfwood's cross gun lol ^^

[Nitro Vordex]

AK-47 or an RPG

Seriously, when was the last time you saw a middle-eastern religious radial not carry an AK-47 or an RPG?
When they're in respawn.

[Enforcer MKV]

Peacemaker.

Duh? :wacko:

[AlexCraig]

He and Charlton Heston Moses could team up to fight the armies of the Romans and the Egyptians.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I submit that He would buy precisely the gun He needed, and none other.

Conversely, if He had no need of a gun, then He would buy none.

[Chidori]

no need for guns when he can go rambo and use an explosive recurve bow ^^

[Jyasupa]

Black Jesus answers this question.

[chaoko99]

He and Charlton Heston Moses could team up to fight the armies of the Romans and the Egyptians.

I got that.. and I feel ashamed that I do..

[Atbar]

For some reason, a gunblade...mostly to find his quote in the Gospel about swords and mixing with the society we live in now. Double standards exist.

[W0LB0T]

After all this time it turns out we where all wrong. He actually uses a Chiappa triple threat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3x30iamHc

[Zorafim]

WWJS What Would Jesus Shoot?

[Scejntjynahl]

http://www.rena.free.fr/snap/20040209screen0271d.jpg

Duh...