View Full Version : What firearm would Jesus buy?
W0LB0T
Jul 29, 2014, 12:37 PM
I saw this question on a bumper sticker today, and it got me thinking. I've always felt that Jesus would be a 1911 kind of person, but what do you guys think.
Outrider
Jul 29, 2014, 01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyH5Vj1iVY
NoiseHERO
Jul 29, 2014, 02:21 PM
http://blog.chron.com/narcoconfidential/2012/02/atf-the-favorite-guns-of-mexican-drug-cartels/#2946101=2
Arksenth
Jul 29, 2014, 03:38 PM
Jesus would buy me since he's a hot dad!
And then we'd have yaoi!!!
Sayara
Jul 29, 2014, 04:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Snoopychan/GOT-DAM.gif
NoiseHERO
Jul 29, 2014, 05:42 PM
http://gossip.rateometer.com/wp-content/plugins/auto-blogster/images/elisha-cuthbert-24-fire.jpg
Randomness
Jul 29, 2014, 06:29 PM
Holy hand grenade... launcher.
Palle
Jul 29, 2014, 06:55 PM
http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2008/10/01/fish_guns_2.jpg
He wasn't Greek, though. :-?
Edson Drake
Jul 29, 2014, 08:58 PM
ICBMs. There's no substitute.
CelestialBlade
Jul 29, 2014, 09:35 PM
Killer Elite 50% Light
BIG OLAF
Jul 29, 2014, 09:54 PM
That was a bumper sticker?
The amount of Republican must have burned white-hot.
Pun intended.
Stealthcmc1974
Jul 29, 2014, 10:26 PM
S&W .500 Magnum
This is why:
http://youtu.be/rvnpUpMeD8s
ShinMaruku
Jul 31, 2014, 01:57 AM
Jesus would buy a spirit Bomb
Chidori
Jul 31, 2014, 08:23 AM
idk about firearms but Jesus would definetly use The Combat Cross of Gabriel Belmont from Lord of Shadows 8-)
Outrider
Jul 31, 2014, 11:19 AM
http://www.facebookemoticons.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/thumbs-up-emoticon-facebook.jpgThe NSA likes this post.
Nitro Vordex
Jul 31, 2014, 04:37 PM
You think the dude that turns water into wine would buy a gun? He'd just turn the cross into a friggin' bazooka.
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
*loads*
Ye Guilty.
Outrider
Jul 31, 2014, 05:23 PM
For some reason I always thought of Jesus as a nunchuks kinda guy.
Nitro Vordex
Jul 31, 2014, 06:11 PM
Bruce Christ
PhotonDrop
Jul 31, 2014, 06:40 PM
You think the dude that turns water into wine would buy a gun? He'd just turn the cross into a friggin' bazooka.
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
*loads*
Ye Guilty.
It's heavy because it's full of mercy.
Nitro Vordex
Aug 3, 2014, 05:32 PM
It's heavy because it's full of mercy.
Terminal case of mercy.
BIG OLAF
Aug 3, 2014, 09:16 PM
Wouldn't he have Wolfwood's giant cross gun?
http://www.pureanimegallery.com/d/1725-1/nicholas-wolfwood-from-trig.jpg
Sinue_v2
Aug 8, 2014, 09:15 PM
AK-47 or an RPG
Seriously, when was the last time you saw a middle-eastern religious radial not carry an AK-47 or an RPG?
Chidori
Aug 13, 2014, 10:26 PM
i agree with wolfwood's cross gun lol ^^
Nitro Vordex
Aug 14, 2014, 01:17 AM
AK-47 or an RPG
Seriously, when was the last time you saw a middle-eastern religious radial not carry an AK-47 or an RPG?
When they're in respawn.
Enforcer MKV
Aug 15, 2014, 12:13 AM
Peacemaker.
Duh? :wacko:
AlexCraig
Aug 16, 2014, 03:55 PM
He and Charlton Heston Moses could team up to fight the armies of the Romans and the Egyptians.
HUnewearl_Meira
Aug 16, 2014, 08:27 PM
I submit that He would buy precisely the gun He needed, and none other.
Conversely, if He had no need of a gun, then He would buy none.
Chidori
Aug 18, 2014, 09:00 PM
no need for guns when he can go rambo and use an explosive recurve bow ^^
Jyasupa
Aug 18, 2014, 09:19 PM
Black Jesus answers this question.
chaoko99
Aug 18, 2014, 11:44 PM
He and Charlton Heston Moses could team up to fight the armies of the Romans and the Egyptians.
I got that.. and I feel ashamed that I do..
Atbar
Aug 21, 2014, 06:13 PM
For some reason, a gunblade...mostly to find his quote in the Gospel about swords and mixing with the society we live in now. Double standards exist.
W0LB0T
Nov 16, 2015, 11:04 AM
After all this time it turns out we where all wrong. He actually uses a Chiappa triple threat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3x30iamHc
Zorafim
Nov 16, 2015, 01:38 PM
WWJS What Would Jesus Shoot?
Scejntjynahl
Jan 8, 2016, 03:32 PM
http://www.rena.free.fr/snap/20040209screen0271d.jpg
Duh...
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