Xria
03-07-2001, 11:42 PM
Everyone in PSO hates it when one of their party is going out of their way to piss everyone off, and the bastard is probably having a hell of a lot of fun doing it.
Sometimes I, myself, like to clear a room of people by being a complete bastard. Here are some fun things to do to make no one ever want to play with you again.
1. During a boss fight, simply stand still and constantly ask everyone if they want to have a tea party. When they die, pick their weapon up and go sit it in the corner. Tell them they need to stay in the corner so you can serve the tea.( I did this today and everyone left right after calling me an ass 50 times)
2:Run circles around them for the whole level. follow them toe for toe, and the second they stand still to attack start making laps around them. Do this for say....the entire extent of caves 1,2, and 3, and they will get pretty agitated.
2:Be the ultimate item whore. Shoot one RAzonde the minute the enemy's pop up, then do your absolute best to grab every item that every creature drops. If your parters die, don't revive them until you have made sure every little item is up off the floor(except their own weapons, of course. stealing is bad)
3:When a teamate dies, stand over him and ask him why he is having sex with the ground. Ask him this about 16 times and then force him to say "you are sexy I want your body" before you revive him.
4:kill everything before they can. If you are a level 100 ranger or hunter, grab a spread needle, run ahead of the group, and kill everything as fast as you possibly can. After each room, say "NO EXP FOR YOU!".(keep this phrase on one of your shortcuts) Make sure you say this after every room for the full effect.
5: The ultimate way to piss your teammates off. This is the harder thing to pull off, because it requires all of your teammates to die in a boss fight except for you. When they die, pick up all of their weapons, and then finish the boss of yourself. Now right now they are gonna be really pissed at you because they won't get any experience from the boss. Now what you do is you return to pioneer 2 with all of their weapons. Go to the big warp, and randomly choose a stage to enter. When you enter, run through the stage and hide their weapons as well as you can. Then tell them which level you are in and that you are now going to play easter egg hunt. Tell them their weapons are scattered throughout the level and that they will have to find them on their own. Then you simply sit there and be a smartass while they rush to find their weapons. (make sure that before you do this, that you know it's an honest crowd so that no one gets their weapon jacked.) But anyway, no one wants to go searching through a level for about half an hour to find their weapon do they? This will get you hated really fast. Great isn't it?
Yes yes yes, I am a damn genious. Only I could pull such bastardy schemes and actually enjoy it.
Sometimes I, myself, like to clear a room of people by being a complete bastard. Here are some fun things to do to make no one ever want to play with you again.
1. During a boss fight, simply stand still and constantly ask everyone if they want to have a tea party. When they die, pick their weapon up and go sit it in the corner. Tell them they need to stay in the corner so you can serve the tea.( I did this today and everyone left right after calling me an ass 50 times)
2:Run circles around them for the whole level. follow them toe for toe, and the second they stand still to attack start making laps around them. Do this for say....the entire extent of caves 1,2, and 3, and they will get pretty agitated.
2:Be the ultimate item whore. Shoot one RAzonde the minute the enemy's pop up, then do your absolute best to grab every item that every creature drops. If your parters die, don't revive them until you have made sure every little item is up off the floor(except their own weapons, of course. stealing is bad)
3:When a teamate dies, stand over him and ask him why he is having sex with the ground. Ask him this about 16 times and then force him to say "you are sexy I want your body" before you revive him.
4:kill everything before they can. If you are a level 100 ranger or hunter, grab a spread needle, run ahead of the group, and kill everything as fast as you possibly can. After each room, say "NO EXP FOR YOU!".(keep this phrase on one of your shortcuts) Make sure you say this after every room for the full effect.
5: The ultimate way to piss your teammates off. This is the harder thing to pull off, because it requires all of your teammates to die in a boss fight except for you. When they die, pick up all of their weapons, and then finish the boss of yourself. Now right now they are gonna be really pissed at you because they won't get any experience from the boss. Now what you do is you return to pioneer 2 with all of their weapons. Go to the big warp, and randomly choose a stage to enter. When you enter, run through the stage and hide their weapons as well as you can. Then tell them which level you are in and that you are now going to play easter egg hunt. Tell them their weapons are scattered throughout the level and that they will have to find them on their own. Then you simply sit there and be a smartass while they rush to find their weapons. (make sure that before you do this, that you know it's an honest crowd so that no one gets their weapon jacked.) But anyway, no one wants to go searching through a level for about half an hour to find their weapon do they? This will get you hated really fast. Great isn't it?
Yes yes yes, I am a damn genious. Only I could pull such bastardy schemes and actually enjoy it.