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Xria
03-07-2001, 11:42 PM
Everyone in PSO hates it when one of their party is going out of their way to piss everyone off, and the bastard is probably having a hell of a lot of fun doing it.

Sometimes I, myself, like to clear a room of people by being a complete bastard. Here are some fun things to do to make no one ever want to play with you again.

1. During a boss fight, simply stand still and constantly ask everyone if they want to have a tea party. When they die, pick their weapon up and go sit it in the corner. Tell them they need to stay in the corner so you can serve the tea.( I did this today and everyone left right after calling me an ass 50 times)

2:Run circles around them for the whole level. follow them toe for toe, and the second they stand still to attack start making laps around them. Do this for say....the entire extent of caves 1,2, and 3, and they will get pretty agitated.

2:Be the ultimate item whore. Shoot one RAzonde the minute the enemy's pop up, then do your absolute best to grab every item that every creature drops. If your parters die, don't revive them until you have made sure every little item is up off the floor(except their own weapons, of course. stealing is bad)

3:When a teamate dies, stand over him and ask him why he is having sex with the ground. Ask him this about 16 times and then force him to say "you are sexy I want your body" before you revive him.

4:kill everything before they can. If you are a level 100 ranger or hunter, grab a spread needle, run ahead of the group, and kill everything as fast as you possibly can. After each room, say "NO EXP FOR YOU!".(keep this phrase on one of your shortcuts) Make sure you say this after every room for the full effect.

5: The ultimate way to piss your teammates off. This is the harder thing to pull off, because it requires all of your teammates to die in a boss fight except for you. When they die, pick up all of their weapons, and then finish the boss of yourself. Now right now they are gonna be really pissed at you because they won't get any experience from the boss. Now what you do is you return to pioneer 2 with all of their weapons. Go to the big warp, and randomly choose a stage to enter. When you enter, run through the stage and hide their weapons as well as you can. Then tell them which level you are in and that you are now going to play easter egg hunt. Tell them their weapons are scattered throughout the level and that they will have to find them on their own. Then you simply sit there and be a smartass while they rush to find their weapons. (make sure that before you do this, that you know it's an honest crowd so that no one gets their weapon jacked.) But anyway, no one wants to go searching through a level for about half an hour to find their weapon do they? This will get you hated really fast. Great isn't it?


Yes yes yes, I am a damn genious. Only I could pull such bastardy schemes and actually enjoy it.

PePiTo
03-08-2001, 01:38 AM
I love you Xria...

Arcadean
03-08-2001, 01:46 AM
I played with you today, you were furious when someone wanted to go to town and kept saying "&#&$E# Get down here now!!!!" and you proposed to take all items with someone else named Zero who I dislike. You leave others behind and run off, very impatient, like to be an item whore, and you threaten to take items from corpses. Tho I have never seen this I would not be surprised. Remind me never to group with you again.

DarkWolf
03-08-2001, 02:48 AM
Hey Xria, are you the same person who wrote "101 Ways to be a Complete Jerk in an Elevator?" or "101 Ways to be a Complete Jerk in McDonalds?" LOL!

Hey, how 'bout you make "102 ways to be a complete jerk in an online game?" I'd pay meseta to see that. ROTF!

PSO_Krunk
03-08-2001, 04:51 AM
WELL!

I guess you have to expect that kind of behaviour from someone in a silly hat with two pom-poms on it...

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

you read it here first, folks... it's all in the hat. goofy hat = bastard player.

it's as simple as that.

VampireLR
03-08-2001, 05:21 AM
Oh there's another thing you can add to that. Anyone ever did that trick of phasing through a locked door..? Anyways, I did it and it's a room completely locked. At the same time a new player joined the game so I created a telepipe left the locked room and he transported into it.

Me and my friend had a good chuckle. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Acel
03-08-2001, 05:56 AM
Anyways, I did it and it's a room completely locked. At the same time a new player joined the game so I created a telepipe left the locked room and he transported into it.


My, that is a good one(esp if the other guy doesnt know how to do the trick or too "stunned" to comprehend). Anyway, I also remember someone (sequet1? cant remember his name) mentioned earlier about opening a pipe under that crushing beam in caves... that one really got me naughty. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif All I know in the past was to simply open a pipe in the middle of a room in VH ruins, now I like to put em next to the "trap points" LOL... *dong~!* http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Spy
03-08-2001, 06:02 AM
The best thing to do when somebody joins is to pretend that they aren't there. Say something like, "Gee, it sure was laggy there for a min." Carry on conversations between everyone else like normal and don't acknowledge anything the other person says. If they manage to catch up to your party pretend not to see them, and act surprised becasue "monsters are falling over dead for no reason." If you die and that person revives you, thank your mag. If they die let them sit for a bit, then apologize and explain it was all a prank.

Drake
03-10-2001, 01:36 AM
I can't stop laughing at the "tea party" one. ^^;; You certainly have a way with people...

THX
03-10-2001, 02:07 AM
Does everyone know the old Meseta-in-the-transporter trick?


It's hilarious. If there's ever someone who's in your game and you want them to leave, try this.


Go to town, go to the Lobby transporter, and drop as much meseta as you're willing to give up to see something this funny happen (usually 1000 meseta will do). When the sucker tries to take your money, he gets zapped back to the lobby, and out of your game.


I've seen this happen. A guy made a trail of 1 meseta after another from the bank to the transporter, and another player followed him, picking them all up, and fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

We all had a hearty laugh.

But of course, you don't get your money back. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

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Glider
03-10-2001, 02:09 AM
heheheheh Those are good sugestions. I might do a few with my new "Evil" character. Don't tell anyone....Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Heero_Yuy
03-10-2001, 02:11 AM
Xria we all should hail you as ultimate bastard. Those things are funny as hell! sure i would probably yell every variation of a 4 letter word that would not be censored at you if you tried one of them but i would have a gd laugh if you did it to someone else.
the thing is i always make sure i stay at the front and steal exp and items if someone runs off somewhere i know why nd i follow them i am a sub-bastard i still wit for others if i am in front and i heal ppl immediately and an very helpful.
I make too many friends i bet you have the opposite effect on people you little bastard youhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

-Matrix-
03-10-2001, 02:14 AM
bas?tard (bstrd)
n.

An illegitimate child.
Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
Vulgar. Slang A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
adj.
Born of unwed parents; illegitimate.
Not genuine; spurious: a bastard style of architecture.
Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such.


Dont worry, you're not the only one who had unwed parents at birth.

iNiGHTS
03-10-2001, 02:27 AM
Hey if you are really good you probably can get a guy to drop all his telepipes and if he is low level enough he won't have ryuker, so you tell him to go in you locked door pipe and tell him there is good items there (of course tell him its a trick and won't work if you can create pipes in anyway) and once he is in there you leave, causing him to be stuck and if he don't know the trick he has to disconnect, lols i never tried it but i think it will be interested if it worked...

iNiGHTS
03-10-2001, 02:34 AM
oh yeah i forgot to mention, if you are a force and want to have a good laugh, keep on using ryuker wherever a teamate has to fight, cast it right on him, once he attack he will get piped back to town, i tried it a few times with a telepipe item, only worked twice because the guy started to get pissed off and i keep on saying "it was customized on my buttons, and i keep on hitting that button"



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You have no chance to survive make your time!
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Eowyn
03-10-2001, 04:26 AM
I love doing the telepipe one http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif It gets really annoying after a few times.

Ukyou
03-10-2001, 06:22 AM
If you do the telepipe in locked room, make sure to make another one as soon as the person pipes in. Hopefully he won't have a telepipe/ryuker ^_^

All hail Xria, supreme bastard ^_^

Samuel-Vimes
03-14-2001, 07:01 PM
"All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is *bastards*."
-- (Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent)