is santa claus even real

[Cyron Tanryoku]

im starting to have doubts

[ShinMaruku]

Like Santa would visit a bitchass house.

[PhotonDrop]

Slow down there Jaden Smith, that kind of talk gets you a one-way ticket to the naughty list!

[Noblewine]

santa had to move out of his house due to the recession. He's living with Mr Hanky in a sewer.

[Cyron Tanryoku]

but can he still deliver the presents

[Squall179]

Santa ah...mutated while in the Sewers.

He has become Dudu. His only gifts are grind fails.

[Outrider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_g1qYCJlzg

[Noblewine]

^ that reminds me of that Christmas song Weird Al sings The Night Santa Went Crazy.