DIG 4 GOLD 2 D X BABY

[BIG OLAF]

YOUR 'DOOK* COULD, INDEED, BE WORTH MILLIONS! (http://news.yahoo.com/feces-contains-gold-worth-millions-224632128.html)

*patent pending

[Sayara]

IM SICK OF YER SHIT
...EVEN IF ITS 2 D X GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[strikerhunter]

More gold means more money means more inflation means it'll worth "shit".

[Noblewine]

I also have a gold mine. lulz

[yoshiblue]

Stop picking your nose. Das gross.

[Adriano]

Stop drinkin that damn goldschlager

[mctastee]

You mean I have literally been flushing money down the toilet all these years?

[Noblewine]

Stop picking your nose. Das gross.

Fine... can I dig through your refrigerator then? =0

[Zorafim]

What the hell are we eating to make us poop gold?

Also, it says that poop from 1mil Americans can create $13mil. Is that, a year? A day? Can I sell my daily bathroom visit for $13 dollars?