When life gives you...

[yoshiblue]

http://i.imgur.com/hX6g5yZ.png?1, everything is all fine and dandy. But what if life gave you protons?

[Sayara]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/4316ee0502e92006ab9c1f206937db1c/tumblr_inline_myhojnp5UW1qeq9fr.gif

[Natsu Nem]

...lemons, you climb to the highest peak and call out to the heavens. Enraged as to why the gods gave you lemons, you squash them under heel in defiance. Having stood there for three days with no response, you realize it was all a waste of time and return home. In the next new moon, your sleep is interrupted by an emissary of the gods. The seraph asked why you denied the sacred gift the gods bestowed upon you in a monotone voice. Before you could reply, you suddenly awake being smothered by lemons. You couldn't feel your limbs nor could you even speak. A child whose size towers over yours picks you up and drops you into a plastic bag filled with lemons. Your horrified cries were dead silent. As the child happily skipped passed a mirror, you did not see your figure among the plastic bag. You realize that you are a lemon now. The girl happily gleed at the chance of running her lemonade stand. The last thing you felt was her soft hands squeezing your vital fluids out of your new form.

[BIG OLAF]

^10/10 p. funny

[Nitro Vordex]

...lemons, you climb to the highest peak and call out to the heavens. Enraged as to why the gods gave you lemons, you squash them under heel in defiance. Having stood there for three days with no response, you realize it was all a waste of time and return home. In the next new moon, your sleep is interrupted by an emissary of the gods. The seraph asked why you denied the sacred gift the gods bestowed upon you in a monotone voice. Before you could reply, you suddenly awake being smothered by lemons. You couldn't feel your limbs nor could you even speak. A child whose size towers over yours picks you up and drops you into a plastic bag filled with lemons. Your horrified cries were dead silent. As the child happily skipped passed a mirror, you did not see your figure among the plastic bag. You realize that you are a lemon now. The girl happily gleed at the chance of running her lemonade stand. The last thing you felt was her soft hands squeezing your vital fluids out of your new form.
is this the part where I fap

[Sayara]

...lemons, you climb to the highest peak and call out to the heavens. Enraged as to why the gods gave you lemons, you squash them under heel in defiance. Having stood there for three days with no response, you realize it was all a waste of time and return home. In the next new moon, your sleep is interrupted by an emissary of the gods. The seraph asked why you denied the sacred gift the gods bestowed upon you in a monotone voice. Before you could reply, you suddenly awake being smothered by lemons. You couldn't feel your limbs nor could you even speak. A child whose size towers over yours picks you up and drops you into a plastic bag filled with lemons. Your horrified cries were dead silent. As the child happily skipped passed a mirror, you did not see your figure among the plastic bag. You realize that you are a lemon now. The girl happily gleed at the chance of running her lemonade stand. The last thing you felt was her soft hands squeezing your vital fluids out of your new form.
needs less salt
it was aight
8/10
IGN

[BIG OLAF]

i was joking

it was shit

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Vintasticvin]

When life gives you lemons you cut them all in half and mash them in to the a hole's eyes letting the juices burn their retinas <3

[Natsu Nem]

...lemons, you climb to the highest peak and call out to the heavens. Enraged as to why the gods gave you lemons, you squash them under heel in defiance. Having stood there for three days with no response, you realize it was all a waste of time and return home. In the next new moon, your sleep is interrupted by an emissary of the gods. The seraph asked why you denied the sacred gift the gods bestowed upon you in a monotone voice. Before you could reply, you suddenly awake being smothered by lemons. You couldn't feel your limbs nor could you even speak. A child whose size towers over yours picks you up and drops you into a plastic bag filled with lemons. Your horrified cries were dead silent. As the child happily skipped passed a mirror, you did not see your figure among the plastic bag. You realize that you are a lemon now. The girl happily gleed at the chance of running her lemonade stand. The last thing you felt was her soft hands squeezing your vital fluids out of your new form.

This fucker is fraudulent as shit
0/10
Gtfo fuckboii

[yoshiblue]

http://i.imgur.com/R2gyT3s.png