Chris Pratt Waifu Thread

[Strobo_Lemon]

Warning: Nerd Topic, all normies can go read another thread

[yoshiblue]

How does one discover their waifu if they don't have one and is Thugdere an acceptable trait?

[Strobo_Lemon]

Edit: Deleted due to embarassment orz

[SilkaN]

How does one discover their waifu if they don't have one and is Thugdere an acceptable trait?

The first post in this thread and it's already full of sarcasm. :P

[yoshiblue]

Dry humor is what I do. But to be open minded and honest, I truly don't have some ideal waifu character in mind. But if I were to base it on anime traits I like, it would be something like what,

-Glasses
-Quite/sleepy voice
-Self Sufficient
-A sense of humor.

[SilkaN]

I've been jokingly calling some characters waifus, but I never put too much effort into "admiring" them.

There is, however, one female character that I really like ever since playing Zestiria.

Lailah with her Japanese VA (RIP Matsuki Miyu).

She's got puns. A lot of them.
For every situation.
She loves spheres. Or rather, rolling animales. Those that curl up.
She's looking for the great Arma Dylon. The ultimate rolling expert.

Lailah seems a bit weird in the head and is cheerful most of the time, but hey, why am I writing all this stuff? These pictures say more than everything I could write about:

[SPOILER-BOX]http://41.media.tumblr.com/77d19227f2eff831a10575b162f12bac/tumblr_nj8k0lbLPO1rkuq06o1_500.pnghttp://41.media.tumblr.com/f35e4e64a04f5edf609fe1a955599ca6/tumblr_nixprp3qm21rkuq06o1_1280.png[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Sp-24]

How does one discover their waifu if they don't have one and is Thugdere an acceptable trait?
So, she loves you, but tries to hide it by giving you wedgies and taking your lunch money?

[Scejntjynahl]

Here I thought all that was required for a Waifu was them saying "yes".

[Nitro Vordex]

It doesn't matter; your waifu a shit.

[yoshiblue]

So, she loves you, but tries to hide it by giving you wedgies and taking your lunch money?

Then you can actually say, "I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."

[BIG OLAF]

I don't put stock into what others call "waifus." I find it silly and strange to admire a fictional character quite that much.

[Nitro Vordex]

The multiple commissions you have say otherwise. :wacko:

[BIG OLAF]

There's a difference there - that's for pure "eye candy" (read: fapping) purposes only. I don't go as far as to say I wish so-and-so was real, or I act as if I would be in a relationship and/or married to such-and-such. To me, that's what calling a character your "waifu" means.

I'm just saying some people take it all a wee bit too far.

[Kondibon]

Obligatory.
http://i.imgur.com/PcTBaz5.gif


There's a difference there - that's for pure "eye candy" (read: fapping) purposes only. I don't go as far as to say I wish so-and-so was real, or I act as if I would be in a relationship and/or married to such-and-such. To me, that's what calling a character your "waifu" means.

I'm just saying some people take it all a wee bit too far.The waifu thing started out as a tongue in cheek way of talking about a female animu character one liked, and naturally, people started taking it too far. It's one of those things people said ironically like Desu and Uguu. While I have female characters, and character tropes, in various media that I like (Milla is a goddamn moeblob for a reason), I agree, I find it kinda hard to relate. Also, this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0) is likely the origin of the phrase "mai waifu" in english.

[PhotonDrop]

Wow so creepy and problematic #triggered I literally can not even

[yoshiblue]

Photondrop
Location: the hearts of millions
Staus: Waifu

[PhotonDrop]

Woah, woah, woah. Are you calling me a shit? That's very rude! :disapprove:

[Anduril]

In teacher education you have to study child abuse cases since you are a legally mandated reporter and need to recognize the signs of child abuse. You end up coming across some cases of people raising and molding their own children to be their ideal mate. It's depressing, to say the least. I know the waifu stuff is meant to be harmless, but it always makes me think of this.

[yoshiblue]

Woah, woah, woah. Are you calling me a shit? That's very rude! :disapprove:

I said nothing of the sort.

[PhotonDrop]

It's okay, I forgive you :wacko:

[Kondibon]

I like characters with some sort of thematic or aesthetic contrast (usually cobining traits I consider "cute", with ones I consider "cool"), but I don't really have a specific character I'd call "mai waifu", and I don't think I've ever been outright attracted to a fictional character in that sort of way. Characters like Bayonetta and Satsuki are cool to me, but more in a "I wanna BE that kind of woman" kind of way. Or something.

[Sayara]

I just like characters :???:

[Kondibon]

I just like characters :???:You'd be surprised how many people don't, but surely you have favorites, or at least favorite achetypes?

[Sayara]

Well yeah I got some i like more than others. But thats pretty normal behavior, i didn't leave them a cake on front of a monitor for their birthday...
or make a character using their name...
or anything like that ! ! !

[PhotonDrop]

I prefer classical dashing rogues like Robin Hood or d'Artagnan, myself.

[Sayara]

[spoiler-box]http://i.imgur.com/bfhmB.jpg[/spoiler-box]

A true waifey

[Akaimizu]

You'd be surprised how many people don't, but surely you have favorites, or at least favorite achetypes?

I'm actually less surprised. The people, who tend to like a wider range of characters, are often the people who actually create characters. The writers, the artists. Because they were tasked with creating various characters, they tend to have fallen for a good number of archetypes. But the more you are a consumer without being a creator, the more likely you are to like a smaller range of characters.

[Outrider]

In teacher education you have to study child abuse cases since you are a legally mandated reporter and need to recognize the signs of child abuse. You end up coming across some cases of people raising and molding their own children to be their ideal mate. It's depressing, to say the least. I know the waifu stuff is meant to be harmless, but it always makes me think of this.

Holy crap, this thread went to a dark place way quicker than I expected.

[Zorafim]

I always think of my characters as my babies. They aren't extensions of myself, they aren't just eye candy, and they aren't love interests. They're something I give life to, and something I take pride in. That's why I hate being stuck with cutesy and sexy outfits and animations I'm often stuck with. Those are traits I have no interest in applying to my characters. Strength, skill, grace, wisdom, knowledge, modesty, kindness. These are the traits I want my characters to radiate.

So, I hate hearing how characters are "Just polygons". If they're just polygons, then art is just sheets of paper and music is just things hitting each other. It's not about what the materials are, it's what the materials create.

Is that too serious for FKL? I suck at FKL posting. I don't know how to FKL.

[Kondibon]

In my case there's a big disconnect between my characters as actual characters, vs things I play in games, so, while I do try a little to get "in character" with them, I don't feel any guilt for doing "out of character" stuff either.

Though, really I'd argue that art is just sheets of paper. But I'm just some shallow asshole.

[PhotonDrop]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

[Kondibon]

I am my own waifu.

[PhotonDrop]

They are the waifu. (woo)

[Zeroem]

I am my own waifu.

Relevant links for this statement
https://en.shindanmaker.com/215100

[Kondibon]

Relevant links for this statement
https://en.shindanmaker.com/215100http://i.imgur.com/upRMPvO.png

EDIT:
http://i.imgur.com/rAeReox.png

[Enforcer MKV]

http://i.imgur.com/upRMPvO.png


Kondi best waifu. :V

See? Told you.

[Kondibon]

See? Told you.How did you even remember that? ._.

[Sayara]

That thing is bullshit.
and here's why

Diagnostic Result
Sayara is 100% Waifu Material.

[Kondibon]

That thing is bullshit.
and here's why

Diagnostic Result
Sayara is 100% Waifu Material.http://i.imgur.com/ekHFoD1l.png

[Reiketsu]

Chris Pratt is my husbando.

[Zorafim]

No, it's about right. It gave me a 6%.

[yoshiblue]

Yoshiblue is Not Waifu material..[SPOILER-BOX]Yoshiblue is an adorable husbando who have a booty waifu.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/592095[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Zorafim]

This sounds more correct.

Zorafin is a fabulous husbando who always scares his waifu.

[Sayara]

http://i.imgur.com/ekHFoD1l.png

Dont bring that candy ass anime into this.

Though Saya does have some sweet tiny irises hahahaah

[Kondibon]

Dont bring that candy ass anime into this.

Though Saya does have some sweet tiny irises hahahaahI don't even know what it's from. I just searched "Best girl", saw it and went, "oh hey, Saya, Sayara, same difference".

The only Saya I know is this one.
[spoiler-box]https://thegeekclinic.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/saya-no-uta41.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[Sayara]

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/b85fa66634473bfabb909566d2aada3f1452605914_full.jp g

and too often do people relate this Saya to me.
Cant imagine why tho

[Outrider]

Chris Pratt is my husbando.

Anna Farris! I didn't realize you were such a fan of the series. Welcome to PSOW!

[Enforcer MKV]

How did you even remember that? ._.

Because I remember Renvalt's ridiculous comment and that line spawned from the picture you posted in reply.

Clearly because it's true. :V

[PhotonDrop]

Chris Pratt is my husbando.

Excellent taste.

[Zorafim]

I'm as straight as can be and even I dream of waking up next to him every morning.

[Kondibon]

Ok, fine, I'll risk my massive weeb image for long enough to agree that Crisp Rat is cute and i want to rub his face.

[yoshiblue]

[SPOILER-BOX]http://i.imgur.com/KivnyjB.gif[/SPOILER-BOX]

Chris Pratt is good looking. I can agree to that.

[Outrider]

Chris Pratt is my husbando.


Excellent taste.


I'm as straight as can be and even I dream of waking up next to him every morning.


Ok, fine, I'll risk my massive weeb image for long enough to agree that Crisp Rat is cute and i want to rub his face.


Chris Pratt is good looking. I can agree to that.

FINALLY we're getting somewhere with this thread. Time to update the title.

[Zorafim]

Only one problem. No matter what position you're in, Chris Prat will always be the dom of the relationship.

[Kondibon]

Only one problem. No matter what position you're in, Chris Prat will always be the dom of the relationship.How is that a problem?

[Zorafim]

Why is Prat a waifu if he's the dom? Shouldn't I be the waifu?

[yoshiblue]

So we're all trash. Does that make Kondibon our goddess?

[Kondibon]

Why is Prat a waifu if he's the dom? Shouldn't I be the waifu?Some people want their Waifu to step on them ok! It's not weird or anything!


So we're all trash. Does that make Kondibon our goddess?
This is officially my favorite thread.

[PhotonDrop]

So we're all trash. Does that make Kondibon our goddess?

The main girl that ultimately wins the Prattb owl even though she doesn't deserve it!

[Reiketsu]

Can we just all shut up now and simply post pictures of mai Pratty boi?

If possible, in combination with one other thing that'd make this the best thread ever:

[SPOILER-BOX]RAAAAPTOOOOOORS

http://i.imgur.com/w2Y617Q.jpg
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[Kondibon]

[SPOILER-BOX]http://40.media.tumblr.com/e5de761d5be18f01a74a66ca6b9c200d/tumblr_nqetgvn53F1ryh7qjo1_1280.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9de66a09311bef34a8fb306bdb2d07fa/tumblr_npnabjpQga1rtqtc9o2_r1_1280.gif[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Zeroem]

What's this thread devolved (or maybe evolved?) into.....

To keep it on-topic.....
[SPOILER-BOX]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrhyYiZCoLlymfiPjqUwJt0VTf5iBFO xw4nBx9qwyW9376lJPQD5MgmKOPKQ
SEGA, please make Chris Pratt replace the generic Hu as the protagonist of PSO2
[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Nitro Vordex]

Who's Chris Pratt?

[Sayara]

You are banned from the channel.

[Enforcer MKV]

So we're all trash. Does that make Kondibon our goddess?

You fool, you've -



This is officially my favorite thread.

- huh, that didn't turn out as badly as I expected. *rolls eyes*


Can we just all shut up now and simply post pictures of mai Pratty boi?

If possible, in combination with one other thing that'd make this the best thread ever:

[SPOILER-BOX]RAAAAPTOOOOOORS

http://i.imgur.com/w2Y617Q.jpg
[/SPOILER-BOX]

Jurassic World spam hooo!

[yoshiblue]

[SPOILER-BOX]http://40.media.tumblr.com/dcb865910c69ff4ad0d50a840cc67d29/tumblr_mkjj56D65G1rrftcdo1_400.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]

[PhotonDrop]

What have you done to make Pratt-senpai notice you today?

[yoshiblue]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/98f7b0ff4511fc0716244f337b23a20f/tumblr_inline_ms92cacPVw1qz4rgp.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

What have you done to make Pratt-senpai notice you today?
I've only got room for one redhead in my life.

[Reiketsu]

http://i.imgur.com/zlklcdN.jpg

[PhotonDrop]

I've only got room for one redhead in my life.

What are you saying?