PDA

View Full Version : 42 Bicycle races are coming your way



PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 02:53 PM
My bottom hurts from riding a bike for 2 3 hours. That is all.

EDIT: I can't tell time.

yoshiblue
Jun 19, 2016, 04:11 PM
But now you must have amazing legs.*So amazing*

PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 04:46 PM
They feel like rubber. It's hard to stand up! :disapprove:

yoshiblue
Jun 19, 2016, 04:58 PM
What doesn't kill them, only makes them stronger. Soon you will be crashing chairs between your thighs.

PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 05:30 PM
Crashing chairs, eh? I am intrigued. Please, do go on!

yoshiblue
Jun 19, 2016, 06:11 PM
Bouncing of your booty cheeks while you do it is completely optional.

PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 06:29 PM
I'm not sure I follow.

yoshiblue
Jun 19, 2016, 06:39 PM
[SPOILER-BOX]http://i.imgur.com/g0no4CH.gif[/SPOILER-BOX]

PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 06:46 PM
Aaaaaand you lost me.

yoshiblue
Jun 19, 2016, 06:55 PM
Hahaha! Mission success.

PhotonDrop
Jun 19, 2016, 06:58 PM
You cheeky devil.

Anduril
Jun 20, 2016, 12:14 AM
That reminds me, I really should get my bike fixed up so I can get back and forth from work once the summer is over.

yoshiblue
Jun 20, 2016, 12:16 AM
Then you too can have chair crushing thighs.

PhotonDrop
Jun 20, 2016, 07:53 AM
That reminds me, I really should get my bike fixed up so I can get back and forth from work once the summer is over.

Why wait? Find a nice trail near you and start training 8)

Anduril
Jun 20, 2016, 05:34 PM
Why wait? Find a nice trail near you and start training 8)

Money. It is the sole reason that things have to be put off until a later date. I took a nasty spill on the bike that left me unable to ride it (both due to damage to the bike, and because I got several nasty sprains that made it painful to move for a while), and it's been in storage a good 3 years, so I need to know if they can fix it up for a reasonable price, or if I need to buy a new one, thus I need to save up a bit over the summer.


Then you too can have chair crushing thighs.
YES! Crushing chairs with my thighs will be the perfect intimidation tactic for those snot-nosed children!

PhotonDrop
Jun 20, 2016, 06:04 PM
Oh. Well that's a bummer! Here's hoping it's not banged up too bad :)

Sef
Jul 1, 2016, 10:40 AM
I can't wait to choose my bike race.

Zorafim
Jul 8, 2016, 11:58 AM
If you can't bike, jog! It's better for you anyway.
And far more soul-crushing.

Three hours is very impressive. You must be able to kick through concrete after that.

PhotonDrop
Jul 8, 2016, 02:02 PM
Oh, no. It was all done at a relaxed pace. Not like some of those guys riding around in their spandex racing outfit. :blush:

I don't like jogging. It's very high impact on the knees. If you have your seat at the right height, the pressure on the joints should be minimal.