TaigaUC
Jul 27, 2016, 11:36 AM
I saw someone post parody images of this on MMOloda, and I couldn't help but laugh, both at the parodies and at how SEGA's going about this.
Partly because this all seems obvious to me, and partly because the people who don't know probably wouldn't go to the PSO2 website to read a manga about it.
Maybe it just seems that way to me. It's kind of surreal. It's also kind of late in the game's life to be posting it now.
http://pso2.jp/players/gameguide/playmanner/
Part 1: Ash gets Real Money Trading recommended to him
Ash logs in, sees stuff costs a fortune in meseta. His friend recommends buying meseta using real money, but SEGA says NO!
Go do client orders instead!
Part 2: Ash suffers from unauthorized access
Ash logs in after a long time, finds his stuff's missing. Did he check everything first? How about log-in history? Maybe he got hacked!
Maybe he should have gotten a One Time Password!
Part 3: Ash learns play manners
A player keeps dying repeatedly and has crappy gear. Ash is about to scold them in public, but ends up being taught how to communicate with basic manners.
When you see a downed player, first thing to do: greet them!
Part 4: Coming in August
Too lazy to translate the images right now. If someone else wants to do it, please do.
Templates for fun:
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88509
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88510
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88511
Parodies:
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88496
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88497
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88502
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88505
Bonus official tweet reactions:
https://twitter.com/sega_pso2/status/758167036115750913
Ideal:
"It's better to upgrade your equipment."
"Thank you. Will you be my friend?"
Reality:
"Your gear..."
"Shaddap! I'm free to do what I want!"
Partly because this all seems obvious to me, and partly because the people who don't know probably wouldn't go to the PSO2 website to read a manga about it.
Maybe it just seems that way to me. It's kind of surreal. It's also kind of late in the game's life to be posting it now.
http://pso2.jp/players/gameguide/playmanner/
Part 1: Ash gets Real Money Trading recommended to him
Ash logs in, sees stuff costs a fortune in meseta. His friend recommends buying meseta using real money, but SEGA says NO!
Go do client orders instead!
Part 2: Ash suffers from unauthorized access
Ash logs in after a long time, finds his stuff's missing. Did he check everything first? How about log-in history? Maybe he got hacked!
Maybe he should have gotten a One Time Password!
Part 3: Ash learns play manners
A player keeps dying repeatedly and has crappy gear. Ash is about to scold them in public, but ends up being taught how to communicate with basic manners.
When you see a downed player, first thing to do: greet them!
Part 4: Coming in August
Too lazy to translate the images right now. If someone else wants to do it, please do.
Templates for fun:
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88509
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88510
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88511
Parodies:
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88496
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88497
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88502
http://mmoloda.com/pso2/image.php?id=88505
Bonus official tweet reactions:
https://twitter.com/sega_pso2/status/758167036115750913
Ideal:
"It's better to upgrade your equipment."
"Thank you. Will you be my friend?"
Reality:
"Your gear..."
"Shaddap! I'm free to do what I want!"