View Full Version : One-liners and Quotes
03-09-2001, 05:54 PM
I've noticed that quite a few PSO World members are big Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell fans and I am curious as to what are some of your favorite quotes/one-liners are. Please note that this is not limited to Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell. Any movie, books, etc. is fair game.
Here is some of my favorites from SpaceBalls
"Mega-maid has gone from suck to blow!"
"I see your scharwtz is as big as mine."
-- Dark Helmet
"Evil shall always triumph, because good is stupid."
-- Dark Helmet
Its been awhile, so please bear with me if I didn't quote them word for word.
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"You humans die too easily"
"I am the Alpha and the Omega"
"You are obselete"
"May the forces be with me"
"All too easy"
"Now I am the master"
"Bounty Hunters, we dont need that scum"
Then there's your action movie lines:
"I'll be back"
"We need guns. Lots of guns."
And I have no idea why but here's one from Back to The Future:
"Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads."
And here's a few home-brewed one-liners:
"That's it! No more Mr. Nice Spy!"
"I Fight to Live... I Live to Win"
"The big tin-can is in"
"No, I won't play doctor with you."
As you can see, I put alot of thought into my quotes, and what's scary is, some people go even further.
03-10-2001, 06:21 PM
My all-time favorite quotes..... (in no particular order)
"I'm not above all men... just most of them."
"Greed is a tricky foe. One minute, your up one hundred thousand dollars, the next minute, your crying in the parking lot thinking about all the products you could of bought with it, if only you knew the capital of Iran."
-Regis Philbin (Who wants to be a Millionaire)
"WE find that nine times out of ten, a man digging his own grave is just another innocent victim."
-Gary and Mike
"Mike, what do you do when you have two balls on your head?"
-Reporter talking to Mike Piazza (New York Mets) about hitting strategy
"Where's your messiah NOW!!!!"
-Cheif Wiggum (Simpsons)
"You are not unique. You are not a beautiful snowflake. You are the same decaying matter as the rest of us."
-Tyler (Fight Club)
"When things start to heat up, your glad to know you have an assortment of various weapons in your trunk for emergencies like this."
-Cop talking to camera-man (On the show "Cops") while a shoot-out is in progress
And of course, the ever popular.. "All your base are belong to us.."
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