FANFIC ORDAINED BY anachronistic DEITY NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE S

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Chapter 1

The.

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Chapter 2

Once upon a time there was a plaanet Ragol and a lesbian named Bob. If Bob knew one thing, it was that four people with tiny electric weapons or novelties like guitars could destroy an evil, eternal poltergeist with the ability to suck thousands of souls out in a single moment.

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So one day Bob was talking to his paperclip collection and stumbled upon something shocking..

STAY TUNED THE SEQUEL WILL BE OUT IN NOVEMBER!

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lo, and one day HADES spread upon the earth a plague of fire, and it burned. And people were burnt. And trees burned. And bunny rabbits burned. Alot of other stuff burned too, but mostly bunny rabbits. And the bunnies screamed.

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Now bunnies aren't too friendly with fire, but fire doesn't mind too much what bunnies want. For years the bunnies burned, screaming until their eyes became liquid pools of steaming, acrid acquiescence.

Bob figured the bunnies deserved it, for they had on many occasions pilfered burritos directly from his freezer. Bunnies need to die, every HUNTERS motto.

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... >_>

.. <_<

. *tries to catch up and read the word after "Chapter" *



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Then Bob the Lesbian ate a burrito, and it tasted oddly like how the flesh of the undead might taste, if it were sold 4 for a dollar in a supermarket.

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For days and days the phoenix cried tears of cream cheese, until at last the plaanet of Ragol was awash in cream cheeseyness, "perhaps now" the fire bird seethed "humanity and child murderers everywhere will finally hold hands in unity, as one, as true love."

And burritos were had by all as the bunnies burned and screamed and drown in cream cheese.

Bob fought gallantly, gallantly BUT in vain.


"HOLY SHIT! I'm daydreaming again!"

Bob rushed around his crappy apartment looking for his photon dildo.

Throwing socks, moldy paper plates and rappy porn novelas aside, he grabbed his weapon and headed out the door to the HUNTERS GUILD.

Now Bob was not a small man, and that was an understatement. Bob prided himself on his weight though, he wasn't one of those new age hitler lovers that thought that muscles were the only way to be a HUNTERS. Bob enjoyed his donuts almost as much as his women, however much the women enjoyed him is left to mystery..

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then bobs love came Jacko who was a tall man with a phony mastauche and massive staring eyes bob was instantly in love...

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BUT SUDDENLY! a door was opened slowly and a man with a photon sniper rifle peered through the crack. a few shots where unleashed in quick succession, mostly striking bob, who staggered back as assorted numbers rose above his head, denoting that he was indeed suffering damage, that was oddly not location specific.

"HACKER!" screamed bob, when he realised he was being shot at in town, prompting people to turn and look at the stream of blue photon bullets. just then, a sega representative connected and saw what was happening. without pausing he took action and both bob and SnIpErDoOd666 where banned on the spot.

thus ends the tale of Bob.

who now works for a corner shop, selling corners to unsuspecting tourists.

[Ness]

A hydrogen bomb explodes and everybody dies.


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RavenTW]

*tear* Best ending ever...

[Nerd]

I've always wanted a corner

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Turkey baster.



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I used to touch myself when i was alone but then mommy walked in, now i think of buffalos when i touch my waddlestick