AndyPandy
May 27, 2003, 05:48 AM
Ok, so here is my PSO guide.
LEGITS
Boring sad people with nothing else better to do than spend all there time looking for randomly dropped rare items. These people are unaware that there is no skill in this, and it simply proves that they are very sad people with nothing else better to do.
LEGIT NOOBIES
Worse than "legits" Sad loosers who claim they are
"legit" because a "legit" mate gave them his Uber rare Double Cannon for free.
N00BIES
People new to PSO. Help them out when you can.
PRE-TEEN
Usually found frequenting Vega spamming there bastardized version of the English language. Constantly spamming sad symbol chat, J00 GIV ME DOUBLE CANNON!!!!! is an example of there exquisite use of the English language. These people are usually frustrated spotty teenagers who have yet to get laid.
FUNNY F.UCKERS
Yes, these are the people who play girl characters AND claim to be female. This is usually to gain attention and to become popular within PSO. A common give away for this is for them to have ?cute? symbol chat icons with pictures of kittens or anything cute. These freaks are usually very sad people with no friends in real life and look to PSO for attention from sexually frustrated teenagers. BEWARE.
HACKERS
I don?t really know what to make of these people. I respect there skill, but COME ON, why the F.uck would you want to spend your time hacking such a shit game. I might suggest they try something more exciting, and more of a challenge than a buggy piece of software.
LEET HACKERS
Loosers who think they are the above. They try to convince everyone they are leet at hacking by threatening to wipe the persons memory card etc. These sad individuals usually go away when challenged with a sentence with more than five words in it.
ITEM WHORES
These are the people who, for some strange reason seem to have to have all the items in PSO. Will someone tell them that 80% of the items are junk anyway, and that they should think about actually playing the game sometime.
LEVEL 200ers
Scary scary people who have NO LIFE what-so ever. They spend all there time in a trance-like state killing stuff 24 hours a day. Their Gamecube is usually situated in the bathroom so they can sit on the toilet whilst playing PSO so as not to interrupt their leveling. Food is given to them via a drip, much like what you see in hospital. This person will not take a bath for months until he has clocked the game to the equivalent of level 1000.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LollipopLolita on 2003-05-27 03:51 ]</font>
LEGITS
Boring sad people with nothing else better to do than spend all there time looking for randomly dropped rare items. These people are unaware that there is no skill in this, and it simply proves that they are very sad people with nothing else better to do.
LEGIT NOOBIES
Worse than "legits" Sad loosers who claim they are
"legit" because a "legit" mate gave them his Uber rare Double Cannon for free.
N00BIES
People new to PSO. Help them out when you can.
PRE-TEEN
Usually found frequenting Vega spamming there bastardized version of the English language. Constantly spamming sad symbol chat, J00 GIV ME DOUBLE CANNON!!!!! is an example of there exquisite use of the English language. These people are usually frustrated spotty teenagers who have yet to get laid.
FUNNY F.UCKERS
Yes, these are the people who play girl characters AND claim to be female. This is usually to gain attention and to become popular within PSO. A common give away for this is for them to have ?cute? symbol chat icons with pictures of kittens or anything cute. These freaks are usually very sad people with no friends in real life and look to PSO for attention from sexually frustrated teenagers. BEWARE.
HACKERS
I don?t really know what to make of these people. I respect there skill, but COME ON, why the F.uck would you want to spend your time hacking such a shit game. I might suggest they try something more exciting, and more of a challenge than a buggy piece of software.
LEET HACKERS
Loosers who think they are the above. They try to convince everyone they are leet at hacking by threatening to wipe the persons memory card etc. These sad individuals usually go away when challenged with a sentence with more than five words in it.
ITEM WHORES
These are the people who, for some strange reason seem to have to have all the items in PSO. Will someone tell them that 80% of the items are junk anyway, and that they should think about actually playing the game sometime.
LEVEL 200ers
Scary scary people who have NO LIFE what-so ever. They spend all there time in a trance-like state killing stuff 24 hours a day. Their Gamecube is usually situated in the bathroom so they can sit on the toilet whilst playing PSO so as not to interrupt their leveling. Food is given to them via a drip, much like what you see in hospital. This person will not take a bath for months until he has clocked the game to the equivalent of level 1000.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LollipopLolita on 2003-05-27 03:51 ]</font>