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Sai-Yuk
Jun 10, 2003, 04:45 PM
In this story, we all get to add our own parts. thus, making it one of those horribly annoying ones where nobody wants to know or care.

i'll get it started.

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once upon a time there where three dwarves, who where trapped in the middle of nowhere and had very little to do all day, apart from eat, drink and play on horribly repetative mail ordered games. of course, nobody cared about these dwarves, but, they would later become an important part of saving the world in what our heroine lived in.

Jenny had once been a guy, called George, but, a slip of the scalple in a routine operation had seen to it that He, quickly became a She. of course, seeing as this had been an operation where teeth where being filled, there shouldn't have been anybody near Georges crotch, let alone with a scalple. the hospital was at fault, and George, after a short legal battle, was awarded an obscene amount of compensation. George, who was now called Jenny, was lazing on her bed, playing on a horribly reperative game online, when one of the dwarves came on. it was love at first byte. unfortunately, Jenny was in love with the perverted dwarf, who loved furniture more than he loved her.

realising that the story so far had made no sense, and was little more than several unrealted things strung together the author decided to add his first real content. and thus, the first chapter ended.

Guntz348
Jun 10, 2003, 06:01 PM
Chapter two: The Drawing of Three

And so, alone Jenny sat, awaiting her beloved dwarf to return from humping a futon. After 3 hours, he finally came back exausted. The other two dwarfs had realized what was going on, they knew Jenny wanted a piece of there perverted dwarven freind, but knew he'd have no part of it. So they shot him in the back of the head, Boondock Saints style. With there perverted freind out of the way, and pennys on his empty eye sockets, they were now free to impersonate and court the fair Jenny in his name.

They took turns talking to Jenny for hours and she quickly fell deaper and deaper in love with what she thought was her dwarven honey. They convince her to wire them plane tickets so they could fly out and meet Jenny, the tickets arrived and they left the next morning.

gahhh I have too much time on my hands



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Guntz348 on 2003-06-10 16:09 ]</font>

Deathcall
Jun 10, 2003, 06:36 PM
The tickets came and they took they plane out. Unfortuanetly Jenny had turned into an evil perveted furniture humping crow. When the dwarves came the crow had figured out their plot and casted reverser on her love. The dwarf was a zombie and shot his idiot brothers. So the two went to hump a couch. They both missed and Jenny was turned back good and was a human except she was now a he. So the dwarf turned gay and they fell deeply in love the end?

Sai-Yuk
Jun 10, 2003, 07:17 PM
many years passed happily for jenny, who was now george again and his lover, the gay dwarf who by an utter fluke was also called george. in those years they played many repeatative games, where the story line was weak. but those games where tolerable simply due to the fact they could play them together. the unhappy memories of the dwarven brothers that had almost ruined their romance where simply that. a memory that once threatened to kill them, and twice ran up long distance charges on their phone. neither of the georges where aware of how to operate a phone, having a quite limited intelligence level, so they knew it couldn't have been them that called the numbers. little did they know, that trouble was stalking them, in the guise of an inland revenue employee called stan.

stan was a man. an unimpressive man. he had such hobbies as accumulating gun shot wounds and dangling from makeshift nooses off any suitable light fitting he could find. needless to say, he had a 'personal assistant' who was none other than a paramedic, who's duty was to keep him from being killed. only this paramedic held a grudge against stan, that had been implanted in him by the long dead brothers of the dwarf. stan at the moment though was dropping from the sky, with his parachute wrapped about his neck due to the fact he was an imcompetant ass. after a few moments he managed to unwrap the parachute from about his neck, but, by then it was too late, and he crashed down hard, displacing a lot of water from an oddly deep puddle. the paramedic, ken, wasn't so lucky. he simply landed on both feet, apparently unphased by the fact he had dropped 3500 feet without a parachute. kens hand quickly shot forward, grabbing stan by the collar before pulling him from the waters of the puddle and pointing him toward the dwarfs home.

there was a knock at the door and little george (as george had taken to calling his lover) ran to see who it was, truely not expecting company, seeing as he lived in the middle of nowhere. "DO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR Y- forgive me, i used be a door to door salesman." stan sighed, as he looked down at the dwarf "fark ye, laddie." george grunted, before slamming the door, knocking stan out cold. ken sighed, thoughts flooding his mind, causing him to pick up the currently unconcious stan and use him as a battering ram to get into the home he had once occupied. stan came too as he felt the door sag with every blow, before loosing consciousness again, and repeating this afew times, before the door finally sprang open, and his own memories of being a dwarf came back for no real reason. "HEY! IS THAT PSO?!" ken screamed suddenly, before him and stan jumped forward and a four player game ensured.

all was good, and the four where happy to play PSO together and randomly hump each other and items of furniture.

but, all was not good in the land of jibrovia where war was breaking loose... more of that in chapter 3. pls ser, im want sum moore.

Deathcall
Jun 11, 2003, 01:27 AM
The furniture humping and pso playing continued. Martians came and attacked N.Y.. More on that at 11. Anyway, as it continued, the stank grew and everything from anteaters to futons took a mind of its own and began fusing together into a super mutant couch potato (???????). The couch potato in his spuddy glory went to see what the heck all the booma screams were from. When he appeared to the game playing crew and asked if he could play. When refused he turned giant and sucked up everything. When he was full. Georgeken Stangeorge the couch potato flew away to the island. Where he greeted the soldiers he was tragically shot and rotted from the heat and killed everyone in a 99,000 mile radius. This stank caused cheese to grow dillybobs and grow hostile all over the world. Where in which the ate everyone. Their leader ate the reamins of the rotten potato. In three days he died taking the lifeforce of every cheese to try and stay alive. The apocalypse was fufiiled.... (you may try and continue).

Asuka_chan
Jun 14, 2003, 11:59 PM
...and then there was darkness..... or so it seemed.... out from the darkness came a soft, hoarse laughter in the distance... then silence.

Cowboy
Jun 15, 2003, 12:34 AM
And in the nothingness, there was a big explosion, and billions of years passed. Creatures evolved and died, then the 1980's came, and Bill Gates founded microsoft.

carman1097
Jun 15, 2003, 12:46 AM
One of the dwarves purchased this microsoft and downloaded all the pic of hardcore bondage he could put on his crapy computer but in turn the computer over loaded and exploded thus exposing the dwarve to gama radeation, in turn he died of cancer 3 years later than...

The_Hero_Of_Time
Jun 15, 2003, 01:03 AM
But before he had died, he made a clone of himself...the only problem is that he was addicted to herion. with this new feind, he claimed to have created the internet. But one day he decided to shot him self in the face, so he set out on a jorney to find the golden shotgun...

Cowboy
Jun 15, 2003, 01:33 AM
He found the golden shotgun, and used it, but he aimed with the wrong end and shot himself, so he sued his friend that told him about the golden shotgun, and won, because he was in america, land where you can sue mcdonalds for being fat, and win. And also land where OJ simpson was found not guilty.

Trickstr
Jun 15, 2003, 01:46 AM
and the moral of the story is only eat mac donalds twice a week.

Cowboy
Jun 15, 2003, 01:48 AM
And then he did, and he got skinny, and was taking a shower, and fell down the drain. He fell to the sewer, and found the mole people.

Asuka_chan
Jun 15, 2003, 11:29 AM
and the mole people were also high off of heroin, so they all got high and then had a big gang bang, which was disgusting, since they were mole people....