Smiley story

[Garanz2]

This is Bob http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
He's a l33t RAcast on a mission http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif
One day he shot a guy for no apparent reason http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_quickdraw.gif
Of course this got the authorities pretty pissed off http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif
So Bob decided to run away. The police shot at him as he ran http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
But fortnately he was OK. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
That night he snuck back into town to have a few beers (well, oils) with his mates http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif
But when he got really drunk he barely noticed a riot had broken out. He really felt very sick
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/twak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/whip.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chuck-ball.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wet-trout.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bash.gif

He decided to go home and have a 'private night in' with his wife. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/love.gif
First they kissed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_kisses.gif
Then they tried to have sex http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_kuddel.gif
But suddenly he realised for the first time she was not a robot like him http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif
He went mental and threatened to kill her http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif
Eventually he had an idea http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
Instead of killing her himself, adding to his criminal record, he hired an evil panda to do the job for him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/panda.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
He whipped the panda into a frenzy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pandatummy.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/whip.gif
And got it to roll over his wife
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pandaroll.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pandaroll.gif
Now that his bitch wife was dead, he lived happily ever after in the kitchen.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/frenchfries.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/Chocolate.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/tea.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/tuna.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/soup.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/santacookie.gif
THE END

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-07-02 11:16, Garanz2 wrote:
Instead of killing her himself, adding to his criminal record, he hired an evil panda to do the job for him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/panda.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

...since it's... obviously nonsense! Yes. *cough*

[Over]

You disgusting little Bast888 dont talk about pandas that way!!!!!!!!!!

[RavenTW]

Happily ever after...*shdders* Whatever happened to depressing endings?

[LamerPanda]

It wasn't happy for the wife or panda.

Blood stains fur.

[RavenTW]

Yeah, but it ended with Happily ever After, which makes the whole ending happy.

[Trickstr]

I started the craze man, any of you see mine?
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=54041&forum=14&5
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=53693&forum=14&11

[Garanz2]

Yeah we saw yours, but mine has more smilies, making it infinitely superior!

[Ness]

On 2003-07-02 11:29, LamerPanda wrote:


On 2003-07-02 11:16, Garanz2 wrote:
Instead of killing her himself, adding to his criminal record, he hired an evil panda to do the job for him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/panda.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

...since it's... obviously nonsense! Yes. *cough*



I knew Panda had a bounty on her head for some reason.

[LamerPanda]

Actually, if you catch me, YOU have to pay the bounty.

Yep. o_o *nod nod*

[Ness]

On 2003-07-03 09:11, LamerPanda wrote:
Actually, if you catch me, YOU have to pay the bounty.

Yep. o_o *nod nod*



Actually, I get the reward.

[LamerPanda]

;_; NEVER.

*throws waffle irons*

[Trickstr]

On 2003-07-03 09:20, LamerPanda wrote:
;_; NEVER.

*throws waffle irons*


*catches and gives back to Lamer, bows down on knee's* like I said i live to worship you and your waffle irons ^-^