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03-18-2001, 06:20 AM
well, before i get started, i would like to say that i am glad that my lavis cannon did not get stolen, even though it was stolen at first, but luckily i got it back. because the thief named "EVAN," was actually that dUMB!!!
i was playing a v-hard game alone, hoping to find a mag cell in forest, when this guy named EVAN joined my team. I didn't lock my team because i wanted to trade with people when they come. well, i asked this guy if he wanted to trade and he said yeah...so i listed my stuff, and then he kind of just said he got every single god unit and celestial armor. He kept saying he wanted a hella cool gun. I was like DAMN...you so lucky...i want those god shit. and he told me he'd give me the celestial armor, 4 slots he claims, for my lavis..i was hesitant, and then i asked for an extra rare, cause i said i liked my lavis so much, I didn?t want to give it away so easily.., and then he said yes..., he kept saying yes to everything i wanted..i was like this is to good to be true...and because i recently started to trade with peeps and i usually got good shit and nobody cheated me... so naively... i trusted him. I got disconnected after that, but i looked for him again when i got on. I asked him for his card immediately, so we can trade before i disc....and then I asked him if i can get something also for my lavis and then he hurriedly said yes. i was like ok...cool...and then he said meet at the prince' room, so i followed him. i was like wondering 'how come you don't have to get your stuff from the bank?' but because i was so stupid to trust people so easily, i just went up there to trade.
and then it happened, the thief EVAN kept telling me to 'drop at the same time' i was like "this guy doesn't trust me or something", turns out, this guy wasn't the person to trust! i droped my lavis and he dropped his item, but when i ran over there, it turned out to be a divinity barrier, and not the celestial armor i wanted!!! he conned me, i couldn't believe it!!!
i was so discouraged... i can't believe he took it from me...and then he kept saying he'll 'give it back if i give him a good gun'. i was like hell nah, not going to give you a gun when you cheated me...but.. since i wanted my lavis back...i thought of a plan to get it back!
i told him that "i had the heaven punisher...and i was about to trade with him again, after we traded the celestial armor, but since he cheated me, i'm not going to give it to him..", and then he was like, 'drop it at the same time' 'drop it at the same time', but everytime he dropped a weapon, it was never my lavis cannon, but an blade dance, or a stupid pallasch, he tried to trick me again!!! and then i kept making him feel guilty by saying that you keep trying to cheat me again, i'm not going to give you the heaven punisher...and (thank GOD), HE ACTUALLY DROPPED THE LAVIS CANNON AND I LUCKILY PICKED IT UP IN TIME!!! i was so glad that i got it back, after how hard i tried to get it back...thank GOD!!! but i wasn't finished yet...
i wanted to teach him a lesson, because i didn't want people to be cheated by thieves like him anymore, so i kept telling him that 'since he gave it back, i'll give him the punisher', and he believed me, so we went up to the principals room, and standing away from him, i then dropped the heaven punisher for him to see, but because he cheated me, i picked it up before he came over to get it, just like how he did it to me with my lavis cannon!! at that moment, i found out his weak point...he's just too dumb and desparate for the heaven punisher. i just kept saying how "i might give it to him if he does this and that" and he was actually doing it! i told him to drop 5 rares for me for the heaven punisher, which he did drop 5 items, but they were crappy items again!!! i can't believe he still tried to trick me again...! so, i just kept saying stuff like i was going to give it to him, and then take it back before he gets there, just to teach him a lesson!!
and then i told him "KISS MY BLACK ASS" (one of my shortcuts) just for fun (because eric cartman is cool) and he started thinking i was a black guy, and then he kept saying SHITTY ass stuff about me, so i decided to teach him one final lesson...i told him since he cheated me, i told him i would still give him the heaven punisher.. if he could find it!!! i told him that i would drop it in forest 2 somewhere , and he would have to look for it for himself! and he actually believed me too, after i made fun of him so many times!! so we went to the forest... and i told him to go away first, not to follow me, so i can hide it first..but he wouldn't go away... so i started to shock his ASS with some zonde (see 'htny', this is why i need to learn it!!!) and then he went away into pipe. so i went around the forest to hide it...and then his ass came before i was finished.. so i zapped him some more times!!! (HAAHHAAHH) and then after that, i just ran around somewhere and just logged off.

so, that was my unfortunate experience with a thief...and i would like to share to you peeps what i learned from this experience about thieves and how to prevent it from happening to you:

1) thieves are desparate low-lifes willing to do anything for what they want
2) thieves claim they have everthing you want, i.e. every god stuff, photon whip (as EVAN claims he has!)
3) do your own homework!! make sure you ask them what the rare item is...because sometimes they pretend to have some stuff but they don't even know exactly what it does...
4) make sure you get the person's card, i got that fags card...so if he messes with other people, i could get his ass!!!
5) don't think just cause he's lvl 100, he's got everything, because i am a lvl 100 also, but i don't have everything!!!...yet...
6) thieves are distrustful and cautious, he will bring you to the principals office and then make you stand far away, and usually say "drop items at same time". most of the time, there's no way to tell if the item is real or just a stupid saber..., but be cautious when they say this...
7) finally, if you do all this, and they still trick you, try to make the thief feel guilty and tempt him with a good rare that he wants...to lure him back and get your item back!!

well that's about it. this stuff is probably repititious to a lot of you people, but it is a good reminder anyways...because my trading went really smooth until this happened...and i don't want anything like this to happen to anybody else...!!! so EVAN, i got your ass...beware of this thief!!! he has nothing good for you!!! by the time i'm done with this, i bet he's still in the forest looking for the heaven punisher. and if your reading this EVAN...i didn't even have a heaven punisher at all!!! serves you right for stealing my lavis cannon!!!

if this thief causes any trouble for anybody else, tell me, cause i got his card.. i will pester his ass until he gives back your item!!! but, i don't think it would be a problem to get your item back from him, since he was so stupid enough to give my weapon back. (what an idiot) I still can't believe how dumb this thief was..it was so funny screwing around with him after i got my lavis cannon back...

hopefully, you peeps who read this won't be unluckly enough to meet some asshole like this in your online games...but becareful out there...