really weird spam email...

[LollipopLolita]

titled:

You can now have your own motorized wheelchair!!

Do your boobs hang low?

Show your manhood?

Free at home testosterone test kit!

God made natural morphine!

[Guntz348]

I'll pay fifty bucks!

[martian_man]

wot the hell lol

[LollipopLolita]

here's one i just got

Learn To Read!

[Guntz348]

But... how could you read the email if you can't read and need to learn? You cant read, but it teaches how to read, but you have read to know... Bahhh your gonna make my head explode with that one!

That's as bad as the riddle, could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?

[LollipopLolita]

or the

(Name) <but not my name: eg: Todd>, did someone steal your identity?

i just wished they would decide what sex i am and send me the spam relating to one sex. not both oestregon and testosterone test kit spam.

[geewj]

My favorites are the ones that try and trick you into going into the email only to find that it is a porn ad. "Damn, well now that I'm in the email I guess I have no choice but to click on the link."

Also, "Reduce your debt!" "Enlange your penis!" I get so confused.

[Dime]

On 2003-07-25 13:40, Prof_Frink wrote:


Also, "Reduce your debt!" "Enlange your penis!" I get so confused.



Look inside your heart, you'll find the answer.

[Trickstr]

yes It was probably one of mine...

[Logical2u]

has anyone here gotten the 'Undeliverable Mail' message, where it says your mail cant be delivered to people you've never heard of?

[FluxGryphon]

On 2003-07-25 14:22, Logical2u wrote:
has anyone here gotten the 'Undeliverable Mail' message, where it says your mail cant be delivered to people you've never heard of?


Nope. If I were you I'd worry about someone hacking your email though...that sounds suspicious...



On 2003-07-25 13:20, LollipopLolita wrote:
i just wished they would decide what sex i am and send me the spam relating to one sex. not both oestregon and testosterone test kit spam.


Ditto. I get a lot of ones relating to 'enlarge your manhood!' and 'she's all hot for you!' crap...and then the occasional breast augmentation. Guess they just want to hit all the possible bases. (Not that it matters since it all goes into my Junk box, vweeheehee.)

[Nai_Calus]

My favorite spam title has to be 'Trip small animals with your 17-inch dick!' I don't know why, but for some reason that cracked me up.

[phasma]

*gasp* aahahaha!!!! Then you could roast them on your manlyhood for afters.

[Shadow82]

hehe thats even worse than some of the spam mails I get.

[DarkShinjaru]

Name of sender: Shelly Thompson
Topic: Something tragic has happened to your son!
E-mail: JOIN US FOR OUR FREE 3 DAY XXX TRIAL!

o_o

[LollipopLolita]

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/hwangwonjin/_uimages/penguinslap.gif

[Logical2u]

I've been looking at those junk-emails I was talking about... they've all got attachments in em I think, and they are from someone called [email protected]...

Edit: Thank GOD for McAfee Virus scan... they've all got a virus in em. Exploit-MIME.gen.exe Virus Found ... thank goodness Hotmail has good Virus scan.
Edit 2: The same attachment is in a new email.
W32/Yaha.g@MM Virus Found is the new virus I found.
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[_J]

The reason why you will have things for box sexes is because they include as many trigger words as they can, so it gets through to the most people. It's like what porn sites do for search engines, they include just a random bunch of trigger words, describing every possible porn there is - so no matter what you search for, it shows up. Not that I search for porn alot, of course. : ) That would be very LOW of me.




P.S That penguin thing is hella funny Lolita...*hahahahaha* : )



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[martian_man]

penguin slap is kool http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif ....

[martian_man]

ive had three emails from sum1 sayin "the end is nigh"o.O

[LollipopLolita]

the thing about deciding the sex is a joke _J

okay here's a new one


Rejuvenate your as****e

[Reenee]

Rejuvenate your as****e



Unless my farts started to sound like "Blagoonga", then no.

[Captain_Bob]

I really hate e-mails that have subjects like "vdf f vdsfhapidf," because you know it's porn or a virus or both

[pixelate]

Inbox: 622 (622)
Junk Mail: 110 (110)

ridiculously large co**kss in tiny wommenn yk...
Slutty coeds letting loose jdjrsmopr
See your friends mom naked wyywqurexrirb
Burn off some steam using Climax Cream
MICKEY ROONEY SAYS HI! comzwbxosadgo

[Clay]

The ones that terrify me are those that are from the <insert military rank> representative from the <insert third-world conuntry> asking you for monetary assistance, but is so thoroughly written that it ALMOST seems legitimate.

Just gives me the chills!

[_J]

the thing about deciding the sex is a joke _J



Okay, #1 since when do I have a well-adjusted sense of humor? #2 it's still a valid point, wether you was joking or otherwise.

[Cowboy]

On 2003-07-27 06:12, _J wrote:

the thing about deciding the sex is a joke _J



Okay, #1 since when do I have a well-adjusted sense of humor? #2 it's still a valid point, wether you was joking or otherwise.




Wheter you *were* joking

[_J]

Wheter you *were* joking


My mistake. *does not care about grammactical errors on a forum all that much*

[Ness]

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