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Allos
07-29-2003, 01:51 PM
Hello to all. Perhaps if you've been reading the "I demand pants" thread you've heard of the D.T.P.A. (Death To Pants Association). If you would like to join D.T.P.A., I suggest you read the "I demand pants" thread to see what we do to pants and to make sure you know what we stand for. As of now, we have three members:
President, Emperor, Leader, and Supreme Allied Commander of D.T.P.A., Allos
Lt. Guntz
and Underling JTeebo
Just remember, when you do that "funky dance", do it without your pants! *wink*
s.TiNgEr
07-29-2003, 04:19 PM
On 2003-07-29 14:03, Dime wrote:
....no
no....
Allos
07-29-2003, 04:58 PM
damn pants lovers......
Guntz348
07-29-2003, 05:23 PM
On 2003-07-29 14:58, Allos wrote:
damn pants lovers......
There time will come my freind, there time will come...
Do boxers count as pants?
Allos
07-29-2003, 07:00 PM
No actually. No undergarments count as pants. Skirts do though. So do shorts.
s.TiNgEr
07-29-2003, 07:05 PM
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Stinger08 on 2003-07-29 17:06 ]</font>
Allos
07-29-2003, 07:26 PM
Dime, because I like your name I'll have you start as UFC (underling first class) Dime instead of just underling.
kabuki64
07-29-2003, 08:53 PM
Their time will come my freind, their time will come...
Fixed it for ya, anyways these pants ya'll are burining, they arnt still on the people are they? I mean burning pants is one thing but burning people still wearing pants is just down right wrong.
Allos
07-29-2003, 09:10 PM
Fixed it for ya, anyways these pants ya'll are burining, they arnt still on the people are they? I mean burning pants is one thing but burning people still wearing pants is just down right wrong.
Wrong? YOU DARE TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG!!?!?!?? WEARING PANTS IS WRONG!!!!! IF YOU WEAR PANTS YOU DESERVE TO BE BURNED WITH YOUR PANTS!!! Now it's your turn! Underlings! Burn the pants off of this vile human being! And where the hell is my coffee Lt. Guntz!?!?
Trickstr
07-30-2003, 12:29 AM
sorry I wear short indian skirtsmade from feathers, do they count? if not role me up
Droxitr
07-30-2003, 12:37 AM
What if the shorts happen to be worn on my head? Do they still count as pants and as such subject to burning at any time?
Guntz348
07-30-2003, 12:42 AM
I told JTeebo to get your coffee, if you dont have it yet, thats his fault not mine!
Allos
07-30-2003, 08:30 AM
sorry I wear short indian skirtsmade from feathers, do they count? if not role me up
Let me check on this......ahh sorry. BURN THIS ONE TOO FELLAS!!
What if the shorts happen to be worn on my head? Do they still count as pants and as such subject to burning at any time?
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Well, the fact that they are "pants" means they deserve burning. But showing them such disrespect, it's beautiful! I dub thee an intern underling!
Oh, and Guntz, your coffee is crap compared this! JTeebo, I promote you to UFC!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Allos on 2003-07-30 06:31 ]</font>
I killed all the DTPA members last night.
Allos
07-30-2003, 10:10 AM
Then why am I still living? Your a poopy faced liar!
On 2003-07-30 08:10, Allos wrote:
Then why am I still living? Your a poopy faced liar!
Because they didn't invite you to thier party.
Pants make me feel alive.
Allos
07-30-2003, 02:49 PM
That better have been a lie UFC Dime cause if it wasn't......
Allos
07-30-2003, 07:21 PM
Just burning some pants...doo doo doo da doo....watching the flames engulf some pants...doo doo da dum dum dooo....watching the flames burn D.T.P.A. headquarters...do doo OH CRAP!!!!!!
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