Amusing guild cards

[SaitoH]

I have collected and lost a fair number of guild cards while playing PSO. Out of all the cards I have had, the one I like the best is from a Japanese player named BOLT. His comment is--

HELLO! I'm Japanese!
Let's Enjoy!!

Kinda says it all, doesn't it.......

[TylerFrost]

Yeah!

Japs are CRAY-ZEE! OK to play against once you get past their ego's! (not all of them!!)

I had one guy just keep telling me how "crap I was" at lvl.12 and that he was "1000 times stronger"... after 10 mins you get bored of it!

I got a pal... Sepiroth... on his card he's got

"Give Me a FriKkiN SQeEzy PoP!"..

Thought that was quite funny!

--TF--
"Mr.Frosty is such fun, he make's treats for everyone!"

[VULCAN]

Yeah, I know Sepiroth too! When I got his card, I was like wtf, lol... I bet he spent hours thinking of what to put on his card... I put "The monsters are in your head." Not quite as funny, but it gets the job done! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

[Drake47]

I've seen Sepiroth too

[Mindblade]

I change them once in a while, but right now mine reads:

I'll take a Monomate, shaken, not stirred.

[AdamW]

Hmm, mine says, "'Kick me.' -Truly witty banter from a soccor ball-

[Cross]

My personal favourite...

"Hi, I'd have something witty here, but the Delsabre's coming, and he looks @&%!ED."

[Glider]

Not really on the card, but I was trying to talk to this japenese person by simple mail. I said this stuff in japenese but it was still in engllish alphabit. When I got a reply all it said was:

H i

Guess you had to be there...

[LastUtopia]

I change my cards all the time. I've had like 20 different comments on them, but my favorite was my old RAcast's card, which read "Quality Rangering or Your Moon Atomizer is Free". I also like two comments that I've used recently. They are both obscure references that no one ever picked up on.

"I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma"
and "Super Karate Monkey Death Car".

The former is from the song "Walter's Theme" and the latter is from the TV show NewsRadio. My current one is a Gundam saying, "Sieg Zeon!"

[Mindblade]

Ah yes, the infamous hat. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif. Hey, your a gundam fan? Zeon? Man, you must be a long-time gundam fan. Federation vs. Zeon goes back a few years. Oh, and here's one that a duper sent me:

I can clone humans too.

Not funny, but weird. Oh well.

[Fargo]

Here's mine:

Can't Sing. Can't Dance. Can handle a sword a little...

[VULCAN]

Not funny. Nice try. It sucks alittle... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif j/k

[Atrayu]

Mine says "Goats wer maid fur luvin'!" and another I had said "You've never gone fishin' till you gone fishin' with a shotgun." I don't like rednecks.

[Fargo]

- Not funny. Nice try. It sucks a little...http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif j/k -

True. I'd love it if you could see character's eyes roll up when they see it...!

Besides which, I change almost every three days...
I only used that cause it's a Terry Pratchett reference.

Dark Falz, I'll destroy you or my name isn't Far-AAAARGH!

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[VULCAN]

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[Fargo]

you posted a japanese silence mark,
and edited it...?

okay, now you're scaring me!

[VULCAN]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

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[LastUtopia]

Mindblade: Hey, the hat may be coming back! If you ever actually heard the song (by REM, recorded when they were all drunk) you'd know why I chose it. I'm not that longtime a Gundam fan, I started watching Wing a while ago and started to check out the older series. 08th MS looks good.

[Ratsmack]

Here's mine: For my RAmar- "If the good always die young, what does that say about being evil?"
For my HUmar- "Strategy guide!? I don't need no stinkin' strategy guide!"
For my FOnewm- "The original pimp-walkin' pimp-talking force."
Great...now I'm going to have to write new ones...

[Rei]

Mine's the simple:
www.sophocles.topcities.com

[Roaddogglosthispassword]

I love the one mindblade posted that gave a tear to my eye lol

[Zero101]

There's always the classic:
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb" ^.^

[SeQrEt_1]

HUmar for Hire - $8

[Mistkerl_Zwo]

here are my 2:

'Big Booty Hoes'
and
'Team Gordita Lickers'

[DMB]

How about "Will you touch my monkey?"

[Cheech]

Those are just nasty o_O;;

Mine are as follows
HUmar - Tinkey Winkey and Po are my favorite =D

FOnewm - Does my butt look inflamed to you?

HUnewearl - 1. I am a man 2. You can stop looking up my short-shorts.

[Saylrr]

*grins* Back when I was a low-level Force, I bought into the line that the Forces had some exclusive access to spells. And while it takes a lot longer for otherfolk to get higher level spells, we're not the only ones who can cast Ryuker. Nevertheless, mine still reads:

"Teleporter for hire: dragons need not apply."

(Show of hands: How many of you got smooshed by a dead dragon?)