Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[vegeta000110]

This was quite a popular thread on another site and I thought i'd start it here. Basically, you answer the previous question with a stupid answer and then you ask a stupid question. Like someone could ask "Why boomas are fat?", and you could reply "Because they need it to become bartles!" or something like that. I'll start it off and let's see how long we can keep it going.
UPDATE: ASK ONLY STUPID QUESTIONS RELATED TO PSO!!!

Why is Olga Flow's 2nd form type:???



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[mimicr]

A: Because no one knows anything about it. or him. or her. or selhtvfdvr http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Q: Do animals on ragol like http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif ?

[OniTatsujin]

A: no they like spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

Q: Why arent Hildetorr's named Megid Monkeys?

[mimicr]

A: they wanted to be called Hildetorrs and no one disagreed because if they did, the Hildetorrs would go after them.

Q: Do animals on Ragol like candy, donuts, cookies, etc.?

[vegeta000110]

Maybe.

Why don't Rappies ever die?



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[OniTatsujin]

because they have 6 wives and 18 children


why are newmans short?

[mimicr]

A: they do...eventually...or do they?

Q: do mags fart to stay afloat?

and Vegeta, are you talking about the thread on gamefaqs?

[Dragon_Ash]

A. Because they are

Q. Why do Booma's have purple eyes?

[vegeta000110]

Because bartles do

Why does all of the ult. enemies either have extremely high ATP, grants, or megid?

Yes, this is based off the gamefaqs thread.



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[mimicr]

Because it's Ultimate

Why is very hard mode very hard? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Decie]

A: Because the chicken wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Are rare monsters teased by the other monsters because of their differences?

[vegeta000110]

Yes. In fact, Nar Lillies were actually pink. Until those fatcat Poison lillies made fun of them.

Why does hard seem like normal with a higher rare drop %?



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[mimicr]

A: I do not know

Q: does he/she/it/fhqwhgads? *points to random person*

[vegeta000110]

I don't know what you are talking about mopimopicoprop!

What exactly is "IDOLA"?

[Monomate]

because fhqwhgads aren't to the limit

Why do red slimes come from blue slimes?

[mimicr]

A: they red ones wanted to be different

Q: was your character raised by a cup of coffee? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[A07]

because they copied the nar lily redness.

why do rappys have one grey eye?

[vegeta000110]

Because they have a cataract in that eye.

Why is Soul Eater the only partisan that everyone can use?



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[Murky_Death]

no, it was raised off p***y like every other super powered photon firin killer.

why do some people ask ridiculously stupid questions that make no sense??

[vegeta000110]

Because they are stupid (If you are refering to this thread, stupid Q&As are the point of this thread).

Why do rares come up less often if your seaching for them?

[Monomate]

because this is the 'ask a stupid question' thread...

why do HUcaseals have tits?

[vegeta000110]

Have you ever met a woman without them? Didn't think so.

Why is it called PSO when you can play offline?

[Monomate]

because Hildeblues are blue

why are does gay mean homosexual?

[vegeta000110]

Because Gay is used to define a Homo guy.

Why isn't there a black sec id?

[chantez131313]

Because evil butterflies would take over Ragol and then the world

Why do newmans have pointy ears?

[Solidus_Snake]

A: TO STAB PEOPLE WITH

Q:Why havent i ever seen a rare monster on ultimate?

[OniTatsujin]

cuz you suk

why do HUnewearl dress slutty?

[Joe-Azlin]

A) Because they work the streets of Ragol . . . .

Q) How much longer can this thread go on?????

[Coxy]

A) about this long ------------------------------


Q) y are rare rappies blue, are they sad?

[OniTatsujin]

there is alos green and reddish pink

why are all n00bs stupid?

[Coxy]

because they dont read the manual and learn how to play properly


why are HUmars mistreated and labeled as n00bs even tho some of us have been HUmars since pso DC????

[Wizard_of_Oi]

A : Because they're jealous of us. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Q : Why haven't I found a single rare from normal to very hard? Stupid rares...

[TN_Exodus]

because the red boxes are hibernating right now...

why the heck is there a rainbow and water falls in the middle of the caves?

[hucasts_rock]

A: to make the caves look pretty

Q: why do so many ult enemies spit megid?

[Roy_the_White]

Because that's were the Nar Lillies keep their meth lab.

How come a gun needs ATA to be used when all you have to do is pull the trigger?



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[DOG21313]

Because they can't spot where the trigger is.

Why arent there green rappies?

[vegeta000110]

Because they lost their color metamorposising.

Why does almost every single monster in ult. look like it could be in a monster movie?

[OniTatsujin]

because they came from godzilla

how come monkeys cant fly?

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[vegeta000110]

They don't have wings.

What is gulgus and gulgus-gue supposed to resemble?

[OniTatsujin]

bull-s***

why are hildebears monkeys not bears?

[Monomate]

because they're german

why are most of the rare enemies red or blue?

[Logical2u]

They are bears because they ummm... hibernate and fish... thats why they have foie, to fry fish.

Why on earth can't anyone find me a Yas 3000R to trade, but they have dark flows for trade?

[Dragon_Ash]

A. Because the dupers don't think it's good enough make copies off

Q. Why does a Red Saber look like a Lavis Cannon?

[OniTatsujin]

On 2003-08-11 07:12, Logical2u wrote:
They are bears because they ummm... hibernate and fish... thats why they have foie, to fry fish.

Why on earth can't anyone find me a Yas 3000R to trade, but they have dark flows for trade?


i asked why are they monkeys and not bears..

because there sabers

why is there a waterfall in the 2 first stages?

[mimicr]

A: I don't know

Q: Is this question pointless?

[Dragon_Ash]

A. Yes!

Q. Why is a Lavis Cannon a Cannon?

[OniTatsujin]

you like lavis cannon dont oyu?

how can lilleis laugh?

[mimicr]

A: the same reason a hildebear is a bear

Q: how come you can walk through NPCs

[OniTatsujin]

cuz they are holographic beings...

why is your head big?

[BablerMouth]

A : cuz u need space for the air.

Q: why megid can't destroy boxes ?

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[OniTatsujin]

cuz you suck

why is the world round?

[BablerMouth]

So I'll be sure to not see you.

Why does the booma alway put they'Re hand in the air ?

[OniTatsujin]

cuz they have a question

why do belras have no neck?

[fury02]

-because there constupated.

-how do enemies in the forest come out of the ground?

[OniTatsujin]

cuz they can dig

why do people post to this thread?

[OniTatsujin]

cuz they can fly

are you my friend?

[Dragon_Ash]

A. because it's something to do

Q. why do rappies fall out of the sky?

[fury02]

-cuse its something to do

-where do rappies fall from in the forest?

[fury02]

On 2003-08-11 09:08, Dragon_Ash wrote:
A. because it's something to do

Q. why do rappies fall out of the sky?



holy s**t! Dragon Ash we asked the same thing at the same time! lol

[mimicr]

A: no

Q: do I have to ask a question?
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif

[fury02]

-dont know...is there a rule book?

-why do FOnewms have big asses??

[OniTatsujin]

thats where they store there TP

why is there purple cows and pink hippos?

[mimicr]

A: there aren't

Q: What does PSO really stand for?

[fury02]

-because people painted them that way

-should this be in off topic?

[OniTatsujin]

On 2003-08-11 09:16, mimicr wrote:
A: there aren't

Q: What does PSO really stand for?


pickled slimy oranges

why is orange orange?



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[mimicr]

A: ya

Q: What does PSO stand for?

[fury02]

-because its orange...

-how do weapons fit in tiny red and orange boxes?

[mimicr]

A: Oranges wanted to be orange

Q: Why does PSO stand for Prickly Slimy Oranges? Why not Phantasy Star Online?

[vegeta000110]

because this is a "ask a stupid Q, get a stupid A" thread.

Why do Tollaws look puny but have gobooma's big scarylike voice?

[OniTatsujin]

because if they didnt, they would be more EDIT: than they are



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[mimicr]

A: n/a

Q: why didn't you ask a question?

[vegeta000110]

He was probably looking for someone to ask the question you asked

How can a wolf metamorpisize into a hippo?

[OniTatsujin]

oops O.o

dunno

I questioned finally, why?

[mimicr]

Because you wanted to

Why did you want to?

[vegeta000110]

Because he wanted to be more speshul than everyone else on the thread.

Why do Pal Rappies hate pinkals?

[OniTatsujin]

cuz they wanted to be pink

why do hilde's jump so high?

[vegeta000110]

Because they are really p***** off at you!

Why is ep.2 shorter than ep.1?

[mimicr]

A: I dunno.

Better question: how can Gibbles jump so high with tiny feet?

[vegeta000110]

They inherited the Hilde's ability to be super P***** off at you!

Why do I have to defeat every last screen, column, and such with my Lv41 FOnewearl with 465 MST in hard to defeat vol opt part 1?



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[mimicr]

A: because vol opt has alot of life

Q: how much life does vol opt have?

[vegeta000110]

So much, he can't be Megided.

Why does De Rol Le have tons of HP, but is the biggest pushover?

[Monomate]

because he's long and snakelike.

Why do Booma's come out of the ground?

[vegeta000110]

They are able to Dig.

Got Milk?

[Monomate]

yes/no/maybe so <---Poem i wrote...

Does God play PSO?

[Neo159753123]

he doesn't have to dupe to get the items he wants, he just materializes them.


Q:Why did Dark Falz eat Rico?

[OniTatsujin]

she was red, he thought she was blood...mmm....HUmarl

why is Falz big but small minded?

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[vegeta000110]

All monsters are like that!

If there is ELT and a light type, why aren't there any Light type monsters?

[OniTatsujin]

because there evil

who wants to join my clan?

[Monomate]

because it would make sense to do it that way

does dark falz have a penis?

[OniTatsujin]

no he has both, how do you think he made his baby Darvents?

[OniTatsujin]

bump

[SundryKnives]

A. I will join your clan if its a clan of cross dressers.
Q. Why do people make fun of my awesome +5 Ice saber?

[OniTatsujin]

A: cuz it sux

Q: why do cheaters dupe?

[BOmar]

Because they are told how to by many sites.

Why is my room warm?

[vegeta000110]

Because it's hot.

Why do the most powerful non-rare weapons (Like Gungir, Raygun, Vulcan) have such low ATP, ATA, or MST requirements?



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[OniTatsujin]

On 2003-08-11 14:42, BOmar wrote:
Because they are told how to by many sites.

Why is my room warm?


because ur sitting in it...der

why do people make threads liek this?

[Kadou]

Because they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Why is Rico's ring red?

[Morfos]

A. Becase thats her favorite color

Q. Howcome sharks live somewhere with lava?

[vegeta000110]

They are scared of water.

Why does ST make the default quests mean nothing, yet they tie in with some plot or ep.2?



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[Loser]

A: just becuz they wanted to

Q: why is it that cheese is yellow?

[vegeta000110]

Because it's actually orange.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in PSO?


Yay 100 posts in this thread so far!

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[vegeta000110]

Bump

[SundryKnives]

3500 pieces of wood hoping to unseal its J-Sword.

Why can't "Casts" cast?



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[mimicr]

A: ?

Q: what are you talking about?

[SundryKnives]

You know "Casts" androids? Can't "cast" techniques?

[Da_Wrecka]

A: Boneless chicken.

Q: Where's mah smokes?

[SundryKnives]

A. I smoked them, damn Virgina Slim sissy.
Q. Why do I feel happy if I cover myself in gasoline and sit in a small room?

[colicab]

A : Tired and hungry.

Q : Why cant Rappys fly?

[Kadou]

They're too fat.

Why aren't rappies aever hit by drunken truckers?

[mimicr]

Well, the rappies stay away from them

why did the rappy cross the road?

[colicab]

A : cause they have rappy crossings

B : when will David Attenbourgh document the Hildetorr?

[SundryKnives]

"Well, the rappies stay away from them

why did the rappy cross the road?"

A. because drunken truckers dont drive on roads.

Q. why did I wake up at my computer naked this morning?



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[Kadou]

Because you weren't wearing clothes last night.

Why don't stop signs apply to drunken truckers?

[mimicr]

Because to drunken drivers, it says GO

Why do Hildetorrs use Megid?

[Loser]

A. because they cant tell what a stop sign looks like 'cause their drunk

Q. why werent you wearing clothes last night?

[Loser]

because 'Torr's have a purple tongue

were YOU wearing clothes last night?

[mimicr]

I was

were you?

[Loser]

maybe....

what do u care?

[mimicr]

i dunno. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif i just felt like copying you

is it bad to copy people?

[SundryKnives]

yes it is bad to copy people, because I was wearing clothes at some point last night...I think...

why did I just mow my lawn in an inward spiral formation? No seriously why.



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[Kadou]

Because your mind works in a circular pattern.

Why do we drink substances obtained from rotten grain or berries?

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[mimicr]

What?

Should I ask a question?

[Kadou]

No.

Do you like chocolate pudding?

[mimicr]

Yes

Do you like...uhh...chocolate ice cream?

[Kadou]

I guess.

Is it possible for a particle of electromagnetic and/or light energy with zero mass too be an extremely low or high temperature?



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[Loser]

i dont know

holy crap what in the world are you talking about?

[Kadou]

Photons.

"Have you no brainworms?" --Zim

[VolOpt2003]

Cold Batterys.

why does de rol le wear a mask?

[DOG21313]

He apparently doesn't like his face, hes a loser under the mask ^_^

Do you like Chocolate Chocolatey Chocolicious Choc-o-la-la-la-te?



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[Loser]

because hes soo ugly

is cheese really orange?

[Kadou]

Yes. Chocolate is good.

Why is teleptorter that is supposed to take you inside the cenrtal dome because the door is busted take you to an unknown icy arena?



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[DOG21313]

Because the teleporter was confused, thats why it says ????

Why are the teleporters confused?

[Monomate]

because ST made it that way

Why the hell IS there a frickin teleporter to inside the central dome?

[mimicr]

That's where the teleporter is set to go

Do Hunters like McDonald's food?

[Kadou]

McDonolds dosn't exist in PSO.

Do Hunters like Burger King food?

[Monomate]

no...they eat at Sonic (lmao! sorry couldn't help it!)

Where the hell is the bathroom on P2?

[Kadou]

There's one in every apartment.

If a saber and a gladius are the same thing save for their color, why does one deal more damage?

[KaizerMach]

They are color coded that way so dyslexic noobs won't get confused.

Why is there no Starbucks in every corner of Pioneer?

[Kadou]

Because caffine is an illegal substance.

If I were you and you were and both of us weren't meant to be would the school bus that ran over the wolverine last Wednesday still be up for rent as a personal T.V. satellite?

[mimicr]

???

What are grammer?

[FinalHell]

A: I dunno u tell me.

Q: If i were to grants every one of u, would it hurt?

[JohanCC]

i dunno, try it.

is Red Ring Rico's "red ring" red?

[SundryKnives]

no its maroone.

do mags have to go to the bathroom, they sure eat alot.

[Decie]

Sure...why not..what did you think our Pb were?

So why are el rappies so fat?

[AndyPandy]

Cos they ate all the pies.

What size bra do you think Faltz wears?

[clance]

A.DF's bra size is ___ depending on what mood he is in, if he is sharing your sole he is making them bigger for you, and when he shoots guided missles they nipples go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal hard!

Q. What comes out of a gee's ass when it fires at you!?

[VolOpt2003]

Its Brain.

Is Sil Dragon the dragons dad??

[clance]

No........ sil dragon....... I am your father!

What is my name?


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[lil_devil]

A:Dumb Ass
Q:2+2

[AngelGal]

A: 2+2= Hmmm.... this is tough sis http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif Pizza-Corn?

Q: If I'm so stupid, can I rock at PSO?

[VolOpt2003]

Anyone can do anything.

are you invited to love rappies wedding?

[AngelGal]

A: No, it got mad at me because I kept hitting it till I got somethin'

Q: Are mini pizzas pointless?

[VolOpt2003]

not when they have daggerzs.

why wont my BBA work? (seriously!)

[AngelGal]

A: Because a donut has a hole

Q: Is my b-day gonna rock???

[Orange_Coconut]

*shakes magic 8-ball*

A: It says Try Again Later

Q: Why doesn't cheese come in striped colors?

[VolOpt2003]

because people would think it was a zebra.

why are db sabers the best weapons?

[AngelGal]

A:Unlesss you skin a tiger and stick it's hair on the cheese, It's not striped

Q:If a stupid person is so stupid then how stupid is a jar of pickels?

[VolOpt2003]

as stupid as me.!!!!!

why dose everyone hate volopt??

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because they haven't figured out how that his weird noises could optionally be changed in terms of volume.

Q: Why doesn't Vol Opt just make every pillar Red and annihilate his opponent?

[AngelGal]

A: Cause he ate my stupid pickels named Philip http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Q: Is Philip a stupid name for my poor stupid girl pickels?

[Orange_Coconut]

*Shakes magic 8-ball*

A: You heard it from the professionals, "lasagna"

Q: Why do magic 8-balls always tell the truth and know all?

[VolOpt2003]

because i taught them everything they know.

why?

[AngelGal]

A:Cause Philip told them

Q:Should I shut up about Philip the pickels?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Naw, I think the pickle people should elect Philip as mayor of Picklesville

Q: Who is his wife to be?

[VolOpt2003]

yes.

i s phiilip your boyfriend?

[AngelGal]

A: No Philip is just a jar of eaten stupid pickels

Q:Why does a tiger keep staring at me?

[ChaosBooma]

cos it thinks you look like a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/turkey.gif

why do savage wolfs look like http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif

[fury02]

-because they ate him...

-where is the end of a rainbow?(lookin for the pot of gold)

[lil_devil]

A:In the bathroom.

Q:Do Rappys taste like chicken?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: No, they taste like cheese quesadillas

Q: Are Pal Rappies from the bathroom then since that's where the end of the rainbow is?

[ChaosBooma]

nope cos theres no cheese for them to eat

since rag rappies look like overgrown canaries why can't we have em as a pet?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because they would mind control the whole family by their obsessive cuteness and peeping then take over the household and soon the world!

Q: Why don't Rappies come in purple?

[ChaosBooma]

cos they don't like eating grapes.

why can't i eat my mag?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: You can, it's just that you need to teach your character how to eat a Big Mac first.

Q: Why doesn't anyone spontaneously combust in the game?

[ChaosBooma]

cos they don't eat baked beans

why can't i go and bash everyone round they head with a fish on pioneer 2?

[lil_devil]

A:cause Principal Tyrell is allergic to fish

Q:Do trees come in mango flavour?

[Kadou]

No, but they come in strawberry.

Do chocolate monkeys live in strawberry flavored trees?

[ChaosBooma]

yes and bananas float from the sky

does the banker wear deoderant?

[ChaosBooma]

no they live in buckets of mud

do crocodiles taste like banans?

[Sedyne]

crocdolies taste like shit


who here likes bukakke?

[ChaosBooma]

no cos t.vs havn't been invented


how come boomas look like they have sat on a pin

[AngelGal]

A: Cause they ate a nectarine thing

Q: Do Fried Clams live on Ragol?

[mimicr]

Because that's how they wanted to look

why doesn't principal tyrell look for his daughter by himself?

[AngelGal]

A:Cause his back hurts

Q: If a rappy drops a rare and then comes back to pick it up has my game got a glitch?

[mimicr]

yes

why don't enemies use the rare items they carry?

[ChaosBooma]

no the rappys just want to colloect their item so they can attack you with it

why isn't there any pidgeons i can shoot

[mimicr]

there are, in seaside

why don't enemies use the rare items they carry?

[AngelGal]

A: Because back on earth you didn't feed them

Q: Why isn't there a piece of cake in the cupboard I can eat?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: No opposible thimbs http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Q: Why can't they have an acid spitting enemy?

[mimicr]

there are enemies that shoot acid

why do enemies body parts appear in the form of red boxes?

[AngelGal]

A:Because the donut crossed the road

Q:Do rappys love bein' stupid?

[Kadou]

Yes.

Why is there a statue of Principal Tyrell in Ep. II VR Temple?

[mimicr]

well, i love being stupid.

why is my avatar a robochao?

[AngelGal]

'Cause you felt like eating one

Rappy + Hildetorr =

[JohanCC]

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[Kadou]

Megid-firing purple and black Del Rappy.

Why is there a statue of Principal Tyrell in VR Temple?

[AngelGal]

A:Cause the Rappys bow down to him

Q: Why is Jello so yummy?

[JohanCC]

because the rappies worshipped him

why did i write this?

[Kadou]

Because its red flavored.

Why do rappies look like little penguins with antenni?

[AngelGal]

A:Cause you wanted to eat a donut

Q:Why do I smell oatmeal?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because that will be what you have for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks from now until you're 80.

Q: Why don't we all grab a popsicle from the freezer?

[shifter]

A: because they didnt want it on P2.

Q: can you eat peanut butter with having any milk to drink?

[AngelGal]

A:Cause I need to get dressed

Q:Should I get dressed now?

[mimicr]

probably

if buttered toast lands on the buttered side, and cats always land on their feet, what would happened if you taped the toast to the back of the cat?

[Kadou]

The cat's legs would snap off and stick themselves to the buttered toast.

Why is the sky blue?

[mimicr]

because all the other colours were taken

why did I just eat pizza for lunch?

[AngelGal]

Cause my popsicle is lemonade ^_^

Why does chocolate taste yummy

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because it's bad for you http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Q: Why don't people admire grapes?

[mimicr]

because it makes me hyper

*eats chocolate and runs into everything*

why am I always hyper?

[AngelGal]

Because you ate a chocolate donut

Why did I listen to Orange Coconut and grab a popsicle from the freezer?

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because popsicles are nice on a hot summer day http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Q: Why do penguins waddle?

[mimicr]

I dunno

should I have a popsicle?

[AngelGal]

Yes! And a pink lemonade at that

Why don't we all run up to the nearest convienince store yelling PSOW rocks!

[Orange_Coconut]

A: Because people would look at us funny then throw rocks at us.

Q: WHy don't we try a Hobby Shop and ask for the first edition of every comic ever made?

[mimicr]

I dunno. we should.

do I sound stupid?

[AngelGal]

yes

In the middle of the night why don't we yell at cars?

[mimicr]

because we would look stupid.


do I look stupid?

[AngelGal]

yes. and me and my friend did that hmph!

Should I leave?

[mimicr]

you don't have to, but you can

Am I hyper because I ate sugar?

[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

No cause you ate crackers

Why did I get a flame barrier from a pal rappy?

[Suppa_Buddha]

A: Because your lucky.

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[VolOpt2003]

yes

why did i post back here?

[mimicr]

because your mind works in a circular... wait...

are fhqwhgads to the limit?

[VolOpt2003]

depends if theyre angry .

will i be very happy when tomoorow i go online for the first time?

[mimicr]

yes

who wants some of my candy?

[lil_devil]

A:Of course you will. When I have enough money I will be happy too.

Q:Did mimicr just fart? *sniffs air and faints*

[mimicr]

no
>_>
<_<
what?

no seriously, what?

[lil_devil]

yup

Who farted?

[mimicr]

he/she/it/fhqwhgads did! *points to someone random*

can someone get an air freshener?

[VolOpt2003]

you did.

why did you killl those innocent hildetorrs?

[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

it was him *pointin to a coat rack*

why did i point to that coat rack?

[mimicr]

because you are stupid

why is everyone looking at me?

[VolOpt2003]

i dunno

yhgbviu9gyre?

[mimicr]

skctsrnugfhqwhgadsscrhmrkgm

who goes on homestarrunner.com?

[VolOpt2003]

you.


who drinks irn bru?

[lil_devil]

FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS!

Anyone know where I can get a fish dounut?

[mimicr]

i dunno

wat ar speling an gramer?



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[mimicr]

sure

why do you want to go home?

[ChaosBooma]

a sort of super mutant

can i go home now?

[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

if you do a dance

what type of dance?

[VolOpt2003]

bkla bkla

Romeo romeo wear 4 art thou?

[ChaosBooma]

in a bowl of chicken soup

what flavour socks is mimicr wearing



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[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

A lovely flavour

do i look goo din a chicken suit?

[mimicr]

i am wearing sock flavoured socks

do sock flavoured popsicles taste good?

[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

not if you like them

Chibi?

[ChaosBooma]

yes they taste of sweat

who likes eating jumpers?

[VolOpt2003]

if you put jam on them yes.

mimicr are you an alien?

[mimicr]

no

who even thinks of eating clothes?



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[Kaldor-the-Monkey]

I'm not mimicr

Is that coat rack followin me?

[ChaosBooma]

no hes a short dwarf

can someone give me some wd40?