Shimarisu
08-11-2003, 08:53 AM
My boyfriend NyarthMaul wrote this.
PSO HOROSCOPES
VIRIDIA
You'll get killed by Dark Falz this week.
GREENILL
A lack of due care and attention on the A button leads to your new Psycho Wand being permanently tekkered as a cardboard tube.
SKYLY
Your suspicion that all players with chibi avatars are actually creepy old men rather than real children is finally proven wrong when you are arrested as part of Operation Ore for talking to them.
BLUEFULL
This week, Dark Falz will kill you.
PURPLENUM
Oooooh, WOW. ANOTHER Mechgun. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
PINKAL
You'll get killed by Dark Falz this week as well.
REDRIA
Nice going, cr.ap-for-brains. We're RIGHT back where we started. Give me the fr.igging map.
ORAN
Your plans to solve Rico's disappearance once and for all are brought to an abrubt but not altogether unexpected end by Dark Falz.
YELLOWBOZE
Dude, it's a guy. Look at the way they type. A blind person could see it's a guy. You're flirting with a guy. SHE'S A GUY!
WHITILL
Your revolutionary new treatise on the use of semiconductor technology leads to the saving of countless lives across the globe thanks to the new wave of affordable ultra-tech equipment now availble to the emergency services. However, on the way to the Nobel award ceremony you stumble across an old man with a map in his hand and a dagger in his back, which happenstance leads you on an epic odyssey of love, betrayal and swashbuckling adventure. As a result you are unable to find time to get the requisite amount of levelling done for your difficulty level, and Dark Falz kills you.
PSO HOROSCOPES
VIRIDIA
You'll get killed by Dark Falz this week.
GREENILL
A lack of due care and attention on the A button leads to your new Psycho Wand being permanently tekkered as a cardboard tube.
SKYLY
Your suspicion that all players with chibi avatars are actually creepy old men rather than real children is finally proven wrong when you are arrested as part of Operation Ore for talking to them.
BLUEFULL
This week, Dark Falz will kill you.
PURPLENUM
Oooooh, WOW. ANOTHER Mechgun. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
PINKAL
You'll get killed by Dark Falz this week as well.
REDRIA
Nice going, cr.ap-for-brains. We're RIGHT back where we started. Give me the fr.igging map.
ORAN
Your plans to solve Rico's disappearance once and for all are brought to an abrubt but not altogether unexpected end by Dark Falz.
YELLOWBOZE
Dude, it's a guy. Look at the way they type. A blind person could see it's a guy. You're flirting with a guy. SHE'S A GUY!
WHITILL
Your revolutionary new treatise on the use of semiconductor technology leads to the saving of countless lives across the globe thanks to the new wave of affordable ultra-tech equipment now availble to the emergency services. However, on the way to the Nobel award ceremony you stumble across an old man with a map in his hand and a dagger in his back, which happenstance leads you on an epic odyssey of love, betrayal and swashbuckling adventure. As a result you are unable to find time to get the requisite amount of levelling done for your difficulty level, and Dark Falz kills you.