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Shattered_weasel
Aug 17, 2003, 12:10 AM
*ShAttered puts umbrella (the person from PSOW) over my head*
"now the blood from the 100000 enemies slain will not get on me......
*Next he gets asuka*
"hmmmmmm make me the gummi bears of stregnth you have always givin to the nooblars"
*he then gives many of the gummi bears to his army of BURRITOS*
"You will be repaid for your actions young one"
*he hands her DIME*
"Make him your slave"
*he turns to BURRITO army*
"We have a large battle on our hands today.....We face the toughest opponent yet"
"Who is it master weasel" Says one lowly little BURRITO warrior whos name means nothing to no one.
"It is the powerful demon lord named.....Trikster's Ego"
*all burritos gasp in fright*
"Yes it is true we are facing him"
"But how will we get to the gates of hell fast enough to save the world"
*ShAttered eats the burrito*
"Why that was pointless question"
*He points to large sign that says "HERE LIES THE ELEVATOR TO HELL"
"We trek for our journy now"
*the umbrella opens and they begin there journy. They treked long and hard. Seconds became minutes and minutes became more minutes. With one step he was in the fiary place of hell*
"WHAT!!!!! where is the fire and stuff. Its all pink and springy"
*A black smoke appears out of the clouds*
"WHO ARE YOU"
*he trembles*
"Ah you must be the one my minion has been following"
*as he said this out of one of the burritos pops a person*
"meet my minion _J"
*ALL GASP. ShAttered steps up*
"but hey wouldn't you call a guy who is giving you info about me spy"
*The demon looks frightened*
"He is not spy uhhhh honest"
"OK well thats cool. Well its time to battle you"
*burrito army begins to charge, but out of the clouds another demon arises*
"I AM THE STEP CHILD (AKA ness's ego)"
*A large battle takes place and then some how the world blew up"


What happened to ShAttered well who cares any way......Ya

Shattered_weasel
Aug 17, 2003, 12:12 AM
shut up all of you

Asuka_chan
Aug 17, 2003, 12:58 AM
Well, it made me smile ^^

Firocket1690
Aug 17, 2003, 01:19 AM
*happily finishes popcorn*

*finishes reading*

"hEyY !! you left me out of it !!"

Dime
Aug 17, 2003, 01:38 AM
Who's sex slave am I? Asuka's?

Asuka_chan
Aug 17, 2003, 01:39 AM
You're not my sex slave. Just my slave.

Dime
Aug 17, 2003, 01:42 AM
That's still kinky. What should I do first?

Shattered_weasel
Aug 17, 2003, 09:02 AM
ha

Shattered_weasel
Aug 27, 2003, 08:25 PM
Today boredum set in.

this time I'm actually going to make the fanfic real and not as funny


ShAttered wakes up to the sounds of yelling. He looks up and sees Asuka_Chan with her slave Dime.
"About time you woke up this thing you gave to me has no brain power" Yells Asuka
"It was free" He said still half asleep. "so don't complain"
She Stands up and starts yelling. Dime keeps on mumbling in the background. He tries to go back to sleep but she kicks him in the face.
"O god what was that for" He jumps to his feet and pulls out his large BURRITO issued gun and points it at her.
Dime then jumps in front of the gun and says
"No, You No hurt Master"
ShAttered looks in disbelief.
"Looks like he's smart enough to stay with you" He smirks
"BUT THAT ISN'T FAIR" Asuka starts yelling even louder. "MOST MALES ARE LIKE THAT WHEN THERE AROUND ME"
"Good thing I'm not most males"
Asuka, now steaming, pulls out what looks like a Canadian beaver and throws it out the door. Dime then chases it like a dog.
"Get out of my house before I smash you!!!" She now pulls out the Standard Issue Canadian Death Mallet.
ShAttered now frightened to death runs out of the house. After a few blocks of running he sees a small green box rolling through the street. He walks up to it.
"Uhh do you think that you could give me some directions"
The green box wiggles then booms in a robotic voice.
"I AM THE GREAT MONOMATE, ALL WHO USE ME GAIN BACK PARTIAL HP. So young child tell me where you are trying to go"
He looks at his arm which is pretty sore from the explosion. Then he looks around and sees another person on the street.
"Hmmm, I wonder" He grabs Monomate. Then starts too try to open him. "Open damn you"
"You must press the button of power for the ultimate healing"
ShAttered presses the button. A green light swirls around him. A smooth sensation comes upon him. He looks at his scratches. none have disappeared
"What kind of crap was this" ShAttered screams.
A voice in his head says "I am a Monomate I do not heal unless you are worthless level 1"
"O God" ShAttered sighs "well I guess I still need directions"
He walks to the next person on the street. This person keeps stuffing himself with large amounts of sugar. ShAttered looks around to find anyone else to help him out. But no one is around.
"Well here goes nothing"
He walks up to the child of about 10.
"Can I ask you where to find--"
"No you can not have my teacup" The child shouts.
"Listen I don't want your teacup, I just want to ask for directions"
"No teacup for you" The child still is rambling
ShAttered looks up at the sign above him. It reads:

DO NOT FEED THE MIMICR

"Well fudge I know the problem"
He grabs the bucket of sugar and chunks it over a hill.
"There problem solved"
Now the mimicr is foaming at the mouth. He bites ShAttered. ShAttered starts too fell woozy and falls over. He has passed out


What happened to ShAttered today? Aww hell who cares

mimicr
Aug 27, 2003, 08:28 PM
HEY!!!!!!

Shattered_weasel
Aug 27, 2003, 08:29 PM
tee hee

mimicr
Aug 27, 2003, 08:30 PM
I wouldn't bite you!
I'd send my army at you!!!!!

Shattered_weasel
Aug 27, 2003, 08:33 PM
my story so you bite people....viciously

mimicr
Aug 27, 2003, 08:34 PM
fine.
can I get my sugar back?

Monomate
Aug 27, 2003, 08:38 PM
jesus h.r. puffinstuff christ!!! that's hilarious...

ahhhh...

btw...i'm not most males either, yet asuka has that same effect on me...

mimicr
Aug 28, 2003, 07:29 AM
This story has like, a stereotype of the people here in fresh kills

VolOpt2003
Aug 28, 2003, 11:24 AM
meh!im not in it! but its still funny!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

mimicr
Aug 28, 2003, 11:31 AM
I want a role in the next part

VolOpt2003
Aug 28, 2003, 11:34 AM
Me Too.

mimicr
Aug 28, 2003, 11:35 AM
with my smily army

mimicr
Sep 3, 2003, 07:46 PM
This story gots good potential. I want it to be finished

Shattered_weasel
Sep 3, 2003, 07:56 PM
working on it as i post this

Shattered_weasel
Sep 3, 2003, 08:29 PM
Alright by popular demands i made the 3rd Chapter:


ShAttered wakes up in a small 10x10 cell. He looks around and finds out soon that he is in jail. There is a gaurd in front of his cell.
"What the crap am I doing here" He said to the gaurd.
"Your body was blocking traffic" He said grinning
"But I got viciously attacked" He raised his voice "That mimicr thing attacked me"
The gaurd starts to laugh.
"The mimicr hasn't been seen in years ever since his army of smiles was vanquished"
ShAttered looks at the gaurds Name Tag
"But its true Mr. Abdur101" He pleads
Thats a funny name Shattered thinks to himself.
"You have already been proven guilty for disrupting traffic, now you are lying another offence I should put down eh. O well i going to go take a nap you better not make any noise"
"But....O crap"
Abdur101 walks off out of the long hallway. ShAttered looks out of the bars and sees a person playing a video game on a very small T.V.
"Hey you" ShAttered calls
"DON'T DISTURB ME IM PLAYING MY SOUL CALIBUR"
"Uhhh ya," ShAttered thinks to himself this world has to many idiots, "So uh you think you know a way out of here"
"Why would you want to get out of here there is everything here you need" He points to the small T.V., "But if you want to get out of here, the key is right here"
He pulls out a small card key. He then slides it through the bars and it lands at ShAttered's feet.
"Well thanks" ShAttered looks confused, "If you had the key why are you still in here"
The person looks at him. Laughs and then turns back to his game.
"Uhh right"
ShAttered slips the Key Card into the slot. The bars open suddenly. ShAttered was free. He walks through the hall and through the door that Abdur101 went through.
"Hey its two lefts and then go strait through the door that says Exit"
ShAttered turns around. It was the person from the cell.
"Ok I will do that. You know what i never got your name"
"That is for another day"
ShAttered then goes through the door leaving the person in the cell.
'There is to many wierd people in this town it's a good thing im leaving now' He thinks to himself
He comes upon Abdur101 sleeping there.
'I might need someof these things'
he takes the resting Abdur101's club and gun. Also he takes a pair of binoculars.
'OK now im off'
He takes the way the person told him to go. Two lefts and then down the hall through the door with the Exit sign above it.
"I wouldn't take that door if I was you" A voice said.
He turns around to see nobody around with him.
"Who said that" ShAttered said sharply
"It is I the all powerful MONOMATE!"
"O god get out of my head"
"No can do I am here to stay for a while"
ShAttered hits his head with the club.
"GET OUT, never going to do that" He said woozily
He starts walking up to the door and opens it. An alarms goes off through the whole building.
"Great"
"Told you" Monomate says
"Shut up"
"GAURDS GET HIM"
ShAttered looks behind him and sees a burly gaurd. He starts to run. He would have took the way back to Asuka's home but then he decided that wouldn't be smart. He looks around. Thier was a sign above him that says:
"EXIT FROM PSOW, Next Exit"
He goes down the road. Then he gets to the exit. Goes off of it and runs for mile or two. Then the road suddenly stops.
ShAttered is now in a field with two large rocks on either side of the horizen. But there was somthing on both of the rocks. He puls out the binoculars and looks through them at the western most rock.
And on top of it was the mimicr. he looks at the other rock and sees that it was Asuka.
"What is going on" He says to himself
"You have no idea" Monomate says
Then behind both mimicr and Asuka appear armies. Both very different. Behind Asuka there was thousands of Gummi Bear Commandos. And behind mimicr there was thousands of smileys.
"This can't be good"
He has just reilized that he was in the middle of a war.



w00tness

Sagasu
Sep 3, 2003, 08:40 PM
Wow.. all that and you've managed not to complain about a guy who has nothing nice to say about anybody and has no life, ect....

You should go sleep or somthin...

Symbios
Sep 3, 2003, 08:44 PM
btw...i'm not most males either, yet asuka has that same effect on me...



err right...



Ha i like this, its funny.

polishedweasel
Sep 4, 2003, 01:17 PM
hmmm...how long has this thread been active? and I never saw it...good stuff BTW, I'll be readin this nonesense later.

mimicr
Sep 4, 2003, 04:11 PM
go army, go army
*does a dance*
...
anyway, it was good, interesting, so on and so forth.
...
*continues dance*

Logical2u
Sep 5, 2003, 04:43 PM
I wonder who the nameless idiot is.

Is it me? No? Is it VolOpt?

mimicr
Sep 5, 2003, 04:51 PM
Someone whose obsessed with, sc2...
definately not me

Shattered_weasel
Sep 5, 2003, 05:32 PM
i know who....tee hee

mimicr
Sep 5, 2003, 05:49 PM
bob? uncle bob? captain bob?

Shattered_weasel
Sep 5, 2003, 06:09 PM
o god so far away

mimicr
Sep 5, 2003, 06:14 PM
allos? geistiv? mike? bradicus?

Monomate
Sep 6, 2003, 02:45 PM
i would say its me...but since i'm in shattered's head...it can't be...

mimicr
Sep 6, 2003, 02:46 PM
lol.
like how I'm in it?

Kadavreski
Sep 6, 2003, 04:06 PM
On 2003-09-05 16:14, mimicr wrote:
allos? geistiv? mike? bradicus?



meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Bradicus
Sep 6, 2003, 04:09 PM
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:b9v0kwJ5oNgC:www.bradyhour.com/upset.jpg
my real name is brady.... does that make me one of the bunch?

mimicr
Sep 6, 2003, 04:14 PM
lol

Kadavreski
Sep 6, 2003, 04:28 PM
On 2003-09-06 14:09, Bradicus wrote:
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:b9v0kwJ5oNgC:www.bradyhour.com/upset.jpg
my real name is brady.... does that make me one of the bunch?



my really name is mike you can't beat that

Bradicus
Sep 6, 2003, 04:36 PM
i am leaving now... thought you would like to know...
http://www.abtt.org.uk/images/exit.jpg

mimicr
Sep 6, 2003, 05:12 PM
cool pic

Shattered_weasel
Sep 6, 2003, 11:06 PM
adios

polishedweasel
Sep 7, 2003, 03:47 AM
I think he's talking about me, seeing as he's got my Xbox and my SC2, it sounds like it's me. YUP!! the other weasel.

VolOpt2003
Sep 7, 2003, 05:08 AM
grapes

mimicr
Sep 7, 2003, 08:02 AM
yeah

Symbios
Sep 7, 2003, 05:07 PM
uhhh so who is it??

mimicr
Sep 7, 2003, 05:16 PM
polished

Captain_Bob
Sep 7, 2003, 07:09 PM
And I'm still not in it!

Shattered_weasel
Sep 7, 2003, 07:13 PM
On 2003-09-07 01:47, polishedweasel wrote:
I think he's talking about me, seeing as he's got my Xbox and my SC2, it sounds like it's me. YUP!! the other weasel.




you suck

mimicr
Sep 7, 2003, 07:20 PM
so its him?