Dime dating method!!!

[Bradicus]

I have gone over the transcripts of a few of dimes attempts on the forums. This is the basic outcome of all of them....

Dime: But i really want to hit it girl
Girl: No means No
Dime: I cant beleive you never did it girl
Girl: No means No
Dime: i can do it for a....
Me: hmmm i think i had best not finish that last sentance.... Please dont hurt me dime... im really bored...

[DarkShinjaru]

Only girls he attempts to try that is to Asuka and Panda person.

[Dime]

What ^ said

[Octavian]

but isnt asuka like 5, and lamer panda is one of those dark and dreary people?

[Dime]

Dunno, that's why I hit on them. There's always the possibility that they are really hot.

[Asuka_chan]

I'm almost 15, thank you very much. So fuck off.

[Dime]

Who?

[Asuka_chan]

Octavian

[Dime]

Oh thought you meant me I was oh so sad

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-18 21:52, Dime wrote:
Oh thought you meant me I was oh so sad



She usually does. And not without reason.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-18 21:59, Obscenity wrote:


On 2003-08-18 21:52, Dime wrote:
Oh thought you meant me I was oh so sad



She usually does. And not without reason.



stfu

[DarkShinjaru]

Holy shit, I just realized that person on the front page for the PSO Ep 3 Trial contest is a FOmar..o_o

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-18 22:01, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-18 21:59, Obscenity wrote:


On 2003-08-18 21:52, Dime wrote:
Oh thought you meant me I was oh so sad



She usually does. And not without reason.



stfu



=D

[Shadow82]

He looks a little feminine for a dude...kinda like a 12 year old girl or something...

[Asuka_chan]

*blink*

[Reenee]

I'M NOT--!

Nevermind...*plays Pokemon Sapphire for awhile*

[Shattered_weasel]

*sits and uhhh eats a sandwich*

[Bradicus]

Ummm... i though this would just kinda fall to the bottom. Oh well! *logs off to play Bahamut Lagoon*

[Shattered_weasel]

i wanna play bahamut lagoon but every ROM i download is all JP and cant understand it.

[Bradicus]

Go to motoki's game center! it may look kinda cutesy but it has tons of sweet anime roms!
ONLY IF YOU ARLREADY HAVE THE CARTRIGE!!!
*coughyarightcough*

[DarkShinjaru]

Lies!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-19 08:12, DarkShinjaru wrote:
Lies!


Who?

[Reenee]

Shinjaru.

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-08-18 21:37, Octavian wrote:
but isnt asuka like 5, and lamer panda is one of those dark and dreary people?



you would be as well if you suffered within the depths of the relentless turmoil that is my life; i fall into the eternal void and slide down this downward spiral a little more every day

I mean, could my sig get any more goth?! Day of the Tentacle is the greatest ode to Cthulthu ever conceived!

[Bradicus]

Human sacrifice anyone? or perhaps some black mascara would suit better... I hope mine doesnt run...

[Reenee]

I have an ultra-rare dead Rappy.

[DarkShinjaru]

I have an ultra-rare dead Rappy.

Lies.

[LamerPanda]

I have so much mascara and black eyeliner that Jack Sparrow is jealous, man. I wear so much that people ask me if I got punched in the face or something and then I start telling them my tale of woe and they fall to the ground, overcome by the incredible sorrow. I'm just that good.

actually, I don't wear mascara, or any make-up for that matter



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[Bradicus]

*laughs at the pirate who wears mascara*
Oh yah??? well i wear flowery Hawian shirts that say hardcore on the back!!!

[Dime]

On 2003-08-19 11:04, LamerPanda wrote:
I have so much mascara and black eyeliner that Jack Sparrow is jealous, man. I wear so much that people ask me if I got punched in the face or something and then I start telling them my tale of woe and they fall to the ground, overcome by the incredible sorrow. I'm just that good.

actually, I don't wear mascara, or any make-up for that matter



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POOP

[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-19 15:33, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-19 11:04, LamerPanda wrote:
I have so much mascara and black eyeliner that Jack Sparrow is jealous, man. I wear so much that people ask me if I got punched in the face or something and then I start telling them my tale of woe and they fall to the ground, overcome by the incredible sorrow. I'm just that good.

actually, I don't wear mascara, or any make-up for that matter



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POOP


No no no... the appropriate answer is "thats because you dont have to" come on man, this post is for your own good!

[LamerPanda]

No, see, he should leave it, good to see that my plan is working >_>

[Gestiv]

Hehehe... You can't make Jack Sparrow jealous unless you have more mascara AND more rum than he does... I mean c'mon! He had a whole Island full of whiskey!


...what was this topic about?

[Bradicus]

Who did that "no means no" song anyway?

[Shattered_weasel]

mexican hat dance anyone

[Dime]

On 2003-08-19 16:08, LamerPanda wrote:
No, see, he should leave it, good to see that my plan is working >_>



Your avatar scares me.

[Gestiv]

Yes please.

[Bradicus]

Na na na na na na na na na naaa... na na na na na na na na na naaaa....na na na na na na na na na naaa... na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaa!!!!

Or something like that.

[Gestiv]

"You ARE correct sir!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!1"
That's the tune!

[Bradicus]

Yay *spineroony*

[Gestiv]

That's not the right dance! *Shoots Bradicus in the foot*

[Bradicus]

Aw man, now in can only do the worm... oh well *does worm and hobbles away*

[Gestiv]

Hardy har har! I rule this thread now! Alll fear Cap'n Gestiv! Leader of the Rum Pirates! (It's my clan! A party clan! Join us on our merry* adventures!) All who oppose me shall have a bullet put through their foot!




*Merry=Drunken and hapless

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-08-19 16:11, Gestiv wrote:
Hehehe... You can't make Jack Sparrow jealous unless you have more mascara AND more rum than he does... I mean c'mon! He had a whole Island full of whiskey!


...what was this topic about?



But his got burned! I, on the other hand, secretly have a whole country full of rum! Bwahaha!


Your avatar scares me.

Second part of evil plan = successful


Alll fear Cap'n Gestiv!

*leaves Gestiv alone on an island*

[Bradicus]

*cuts off bullet riddled foot and puts on peg*
Ay ay sir, dont shoot me and ill give you the map to drunkass pirate cove!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif
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[Gestiv]

Hahaha! I"ll just sit in the water for 3 days and 3 nights whil all the sea critters gather to my life force! And then, I shall tie 2 turtles together with my hair!

...Wait, my hair isn't long enough...

Crap.

[LamerPanda]

Bradicus died of alcohol poisoning on 2003-08-19 at 16:36 or so.

[Bradicus]

Umm... whatever you say... cap'n... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

Edit
oh... i guess im dead then. At least my soul will rest in peace on drunkass pirate island... er cove.
=)


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[Gestiv]

...Isn't someone gonna rescue me? Any lovely ladies out there want a debonair buckaneer to spend a night with? I'm right here!

[LamerPanda]

I'll help!

*sends over a ship of (magic) rabid (stone) wolves with a bomb strapped to it, so the minute the wolves climb out on to dry land the ship explodes into impossible-to-rebuild pieces, miraculously not harming the wolves*

Hee hee! =D

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[Bradicus]

Sorry man. You got a better chance with http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamlet.gif

oh yeah... my ghost is saying this...
*does the robot ghosty style*

[Gestiv]

... I know! I'll get the wolves drunk with my rum, and then I shall ride them to port! Cap'n Gestiv does it yet again!

Take that, wolf-ship-bomber-lady! Hey Brad, can you keep me company while I party with these doggies?

[LamerPanda]

You're going to ride them to port?

You're going to end up out at sea with the drowned corpses of a bunch of drunken wolves. O_o;

[Bradicus]

Aw Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah! Burgers extra rare for everyone! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif

C'mon Lamer, they can doggy paddle (Duh)

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[LamerPanda]

Across the entire ocean?

Did I mention that they were *MAGIC* *STONE* wolves? Because now they are!

[Gestiv]

Noooo! Luckily I'm still on dry land cuz I tied them together and sent them out for a test run to see how well they cooperate. Damn you, Lamer! Evil, evil, woman! Now I must find a new method of transportation!


...Any ideas?

[Bradicus]

Damn... thwarted (now that cant be spelled right) again! Oh well i guess we will just have to ride the extra rare burgers! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif

[LamerPanda]

*sets up anti-burger mines*

*launches anti-burger torpedoes*

*watches them sink*

Hooray! ^-^

[Bradicus]

*sniff* poor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif s... oh well. now we have enough http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/burger.gif s to last a lifetime!!!

[Gestiv]

No! My burgers! I was hungry, too...


I know! I'll make a boat out of palm leaves and the weird rope that the amazonian pigmies use that's mad out of plants! *Douses boat in magic rum* Haha! Now it is unaffected by your spells!

[Bradicus]

*decides to talk with what little french he knows*
Pardonnez moi? Je ne comprend pas!

[LamerPanda]

I don't have spells.

I have atomic bombs.

*drops them* =D

[Bradicus]

Dont worry man, i got this one *cockroaches everyone* Ha! beat that goth girl!!!

*gets squshed*
Damn... i guess im dead again
*does the robot cockroach ghosty style!*


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[Gestiv]

No! Foiled again! Damn you, LamerPanda!


Hmmm... I'm always available as a male escort! =D I'll even give you a discount! Just get me off the island! X_X


*Draws giant heart in the sand with foot*

[Bradicus]

OOOOH! how womantic (not a typo, just in baby voice)

[Gestiv]

Well, I love romance... so... yeah. It should be pretty obvious, if you've read any of my posts pertaining to love and/or the opposite sex. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

*Continues to draw in sand and writes "I heart panda" inside giant heart*


Hehehe...

[LamerPanda]

Suckaa~ *leaves him there*


Ha! beat that goth girl!!!

soooo goth!!. (http://www.geocities.com/lamerpanda/kenni.txt)

[Gestiv]

I couldn't go to the site... what was it?




...And I still need to get off this island...

[Bradicus]

A big happy anime thingy (by the by, i was joking about the goth thing.... Remember, I WEAR HAWIAN FLOWER SHIRTS and therefore can not insult anyones fasion tastes!)

[VolOpt2003]

*shoots bradicus and jumps off cliff*

[Bradicus]

Excuse me you guys, i gotta patch this up and kill Volopt...
*patches it up*
*jumps down cliff with ak blazing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif*

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-08-19 17:30, Bradicus wrote:
A big happy anime thingy (by the by, i was joking about the goth thing.... Remember, I WEAR HAWIAN FLOWER SHIRTS and therefore can not insult anyones fasion tastes!)



It wasn't happy, it was GOTH.

[VolOpt2003]

X_X "mark my words i will hav my revenge!!!!!!!!!"

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[Gestiv]

... I"m still on this island... and Bradicus left me here! It's damn lonely...

...Perfect for a picnic by the beach! Anyone care to join me? *Looks at LamerPanda and pats the ground next to him*

[LamerPanda]

o_O;

*throws VolOpt in a helicopter*

*dumps him onto the island and flies off*

[Gestiv]

... Well this sucks. -_-;;

But, I like girls that play hard-to-get. *Wink wink*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[VolOpt2003]

Woohoo i have my own island!!!!

[VolOpt2003]

*takes out laptop and programs sattelite to kill lamerpanda with laser in 1 minute*

[Monomate]

my girlfriend broke up with me...so...i'm available...

besides...i know that ya'll have all used The All Powerful Monomate before!

hehehe...now what...i need to spend more time in the fresh kills forum...it's interesting in here.

anyone here 14, 15, or 16? and female!?!?!?!?!?

ummm...i have Tequila!!! ('Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine...'!)

[Gestiv]

Noooooooooo! *Smashes laptop* You will never ruin my infatuation with an older woman! Never!!!!


*Realizes he could have used the lap-top to get help off of island*

...Crap! She's done it again!

[VolOpt2003]

i hope that wasnt my laptop!!!!!!!!

[DarkShinjaru]

Topic: Dime dating method!!!

How the hell did it get from that to pirates?..unless there's some secret fetish that I'm not aware of.

[Monomate]

Support the Commies! Move to beautiful Communist Xylophonia! The island nation formerly known as Hawaii!

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-08-19 17:51, VolOpt2003 wrote:
*takes out laptop and programs sattelite to kill lamerpanda with laser in 1 minute*



Your laptop already got smashed, which is a shame...

Wait, no, I'm in my laser-proof base! Ha, ha!


anyone here 14, 15, or 16? and female!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, but I like being single, thanks. n_n

[Bradicus]

*snatches the computer back*
Ha im BACK... oh... everyones gone...
So... lonely....
Oh well!
*does the robot*

[Dime]

On 2003-08-19 17:51, Monomate wrote:
my girlfriend broke up with me...so...i'm available...

besides...i know that ya'll have all used The All Powerful Monomate before!

hehehe...now what...i need to spend more time in the fresh kills forum...it's interesting in here.

anyone here 14, 15, or 16? and female!?!?!?!?!?

ummm...i have Tequila!!! ('Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine...'!)



Thats fucking pathetic man, go get a tan.

[Bradicus]

I am sorry i posted this thread dime, it seems Gestiv is even more relentless than you... at least with Panda...

[Dime]

Yea, but they have no chance. I mean who would want to wake up next to gestiv or...ewww...monomate?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-19 19:01, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-19 17:51, Monomate wrote:
my girlfriend broke up with me...so...i'm available...

besides...i know that ya'll have all used The All Powerful Monomate before!

hehehe...now what...i need to spend more time in the fresh kills forum...it's interesting in here.

anyone here 14, 15, or 16? and female!?!?!?!?!?

ummm...i have Tequila!!! ('Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine...'!)



Thats fucking pathetic man, go get a tan.



ya well...i'm fucking pathetic...but not pathetic fucking...

whatever...i just confused the hell out of myself...

ok...well...i'll just sit here...listening to Deep Purple 'My Woman From Tokyo' and wish i had a woman from Tokyo...

i want to say something but i'm not sure how to say it...

some thing like...oh bloody hell...

or ...

bloody fucking idiots...

or...

burn in hell _____

i dunno...whatever...i'm like...weirded out right now...*listens to drug-induced music in a drug-induced-music-induced coma...*

[Dime]

Just shut the fuck up, if you're so depressed go eat some ice cream, or kill yourself.

[Monomate]

mmmmmmmm http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif

[Bradicus]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/yoghurt.gif

[Dime]

Go lay down in a warm bath and slit along the vein.

[Bit]

Let's watch what we say, sometimes people can take things too literal, and we start with flame wars.

Though this is a spam section, There is a difference between good spam, and what some of you are doing.

So let's calm down a bit.

[Bradicus]

I agree with the talking potatoe!

[Dime]

It's potato, stupid.

[Bradicus]

not on MY computer chump!!!!

[Octavian]

Hooters.

[DarkShinjaru]

Nipples.

[Octavian]

Teets.

[Bradicus]

100th reply YAAAAAAAAY... ok this thread can die now...

[mimicr]

101 post, so?
my http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif = http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif
mwahahahaha