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[The_Hero_Of_Time]

I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

[Bradicus]

you kina sound like crankshaft from the fanfic by HUnewearl_Maria.... more than slightly touched in the head... You also remind me of a friend i had that told me stories of tea parties he had with al gore in the form of a turrle... in the dark dimention... of elves that wear breifs...


Good for you ^_^

[Suppa_Buddha]

....

[Asuka_chan]

*blink*

[Monomate]

whoa!!!! that was fuckin awesome!!!

[Obscenity]

I don't get it.

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-20 18:29, Obscenity wrote:
I don't get it.


Me too... maybe because I didn't read it.

[mimicr]

that's one wierd story. Almost as weird as that peice of toast I found in my basement (i'm serious!)

[Gestiv]

It sounds like one of my weird dreams I have so often.

[CGoodness]

My favorite part was when you flew through the second story window... Did you die?

[Gestiv]

I think so, 'cause he hasn't responded yet.

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-20 20:46, Gestiv wrote:
I think so, 'cause he hasn't responded yet.


Maybe because hes.. *points to status* "non-active?'

[Obscenity]

Your mom's status is definitely "Active".

[Gestiv]

Hehehe...

So, if he's non-active, then it means he died.

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

*is dead*

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-20 20:49, Obscenity wrote:
Your mom's status is definitely "Active".


Hey com'on man don't talk about my mom... You can talk about thier moms, or you know what just enough with it... My made made me egg rolls! I say good day!

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-21 12:07, Suppa_Buddha wrote:


On 2003-08-20 20:49, Obscenity wrote:
Your mom's status is definitely "Active".


Hey com'on man don't talk about my mom... You can talk about thier moms, or you know what just enough with it... My made made me egg rolls! I say good day!



Your mom made my eggs roll.

If you get what I mean.

Haha.

[Suppa_Buddha]

*shakes head*

[CGoodness]

I dont know if anyone knew, but I could have been Obscenity's dad... the dog beat me to it though.

[ABDUR101]

Enough. o_O