humans...the ultimate evil

[Monomate]

ummm...hmmm...the title sounds a bit like _J

oh well...

this is old news...but i enjoy it...

ok.

Humans are Carbon Based lifeforms are they not?
(yes they are...)

Carbon
Atomic Number=6
Number of Protons=6
Number of Electrons=6

666 satan's number! we are all gonna die!!!

see...we humans were doomed from the beginning...

ok...i just find that interesting...

[mimicr]

666?!?!?! HOLY CRAP!!!!



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[Dime]

Where'd you hear this monomate? I know you aren't smart enough to come up with it by yourself.

[Monomate]

hate to break it to ya dime but i came up with it by meself.

it's rather simple...all you need is a periodic table and a basic knowledge of the structure of atoms...

[Dime]

You don't have the second. You're not smart.

[Dime]

No, you pretend to be smart.

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-20 18:39, Dime wrote:
You don't have the second. You're not smart.



hehehe...

i only pretend to be stupid...

or maybe...i pretend to be stupid because i'm really pretending to be smart because i'm actually stupid...and it's all a big coverup by the FBI!!! aaaaahhhhhhhh

[Asuka_chan]

@_@

[Monomate]

ummm...ok...i'm going to agree with you and leave it at that because i really don't want to get into an argument over how smart i really am...why...because that would be stupid!

[Obscenity]

Your mom in a tank top and mini skirt is the ultimate evil.

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-20 18:56, Obscenity wrote:
Your mom in a tank top and mini skirt is the ultimate evil.


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[Gestiv]

My time for the 40 yrd dash was 6.66... I'm a double threat!

[Lucas2k4]

My time for the 40 YD. dash was like...................43879837 minutes. Even though I've nver done it.

[Nai_Calus]

I detest humans. There's absolutely nothing good about them. I like my computers better. Even the one that refuses to work. Mechanical things make sense and if they give you crap it's easy enough to figure out what's wrong. I know what's wrong with the computer that doesn't work. The CPU fan died and it's been trying to cook itself, and doing a good job, too. If my mother suddenly flies into a screaming, violent rage, I don't know what the fuck is wrong.
Oh yeah. Give me computers over people any day.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-20 21:35, Ian-KunX wrote:
I detest humans. There's absolutely nothing good about them. I like my computers better.



Why so grim?

[Shattered_weasel]

i dont like humans too....or wait was that Cheese whiz or uhhhh DIME or uhhhh Mcdonalds.....hmmm

[Shadow82]

On 2003-08-20 21:35, Ian-KunX wrote:
I detest humans. There's absolutely nothing good about them. I like my computers better. Even the one that refuses to work. Mechanical things make sense and if they give you crap it's easy enough to figure out what's wrong. I know what's wrong with the computer that doesn't work. The CPU fan died and it's been trying to cook itself, and doing a good job, too. If my mother suddenly flies into a screaming, violent rage, I don't know what the fuck is wrong.
Oh yeah. Give me computers over people any day.




Coincidentally,this was his 666th post,and this sounds oddly like Elly Person.That's like,triple threat.O_o

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-20 22:51, Shadow82 wrote:


On 2003-08-20 21:35, Ian-KunX wrote:
I detest humans. There's absolutely nothing good about them. I like my computers better. Even the one that refuses to work. Mechanical things make sense and if they give you crap it's easy enough to figure out what's wrong. I know what's wrong with the computer that doesn't work. The CPU fan died and it's been trying to cook itself, and doing a good job, too. If my mother suddenly flies into a screaming, violent rage, I don't know what the fuck is wrong.
Oh yeah. Give me computers over people any day.




Coincidentally,this was his 666th post,and this sounds oddly like Elly Person.That's like,triple threat.O_o



Ian is a her. No wonder she detests humans.

[Dime]

All Ian wants out of life is to sit in front of the computer and down cupcakes!

[Gestiv]

Damn... A triple threat... She beat me.

[Uncle_bob]

Yea... well, I've done all of those, and I weigh 666 pounds.

[Shadow82]

Ohhh...a girl...or course...heh.What's THAT!
*points*

*runs*

[UltimateEnigma]

Actually,the Devils # is 999 but someone saw it upside down in a mirror or somethings...and it showed 666....it's in the Bible somewhere...and the movie End Of Days Starring your future govenor of California Arnold (I'm not even going to try to spell it)

Anyone heard of this?

[Nai_Calus]

I do NOT SOUND LIKE ELLY. ;_;

And actually, it doesn't bother me if people assume I'm male. Actually, I prefer that they do so. I have Issues.

Dime, cupcakes are nasty. And I don't want to sit in front of the computer, I want to -be- a computer. >P

And I still don't sound like Elly. ;_; Just because I like machines better than people and I think Rati are sexy... *cuddles Fluffy* So cute...! ^_^

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-21 22:39, UltimateEnigma wrote:
Actually,the Devils # is 999 but someone saw it upside down in a mirror or somethings...and it showed 666....it's in the Bible somewhere...and the movie End Of Days Starring your future govenor of California Arnold (I'm not even going to try to spell it)

Anyone heard of this?



what?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-21 22:39, UltimateEnigma wrote:
Actually,the Devils # is 999 but someone saw it upside down in a mirror or somethings...and it showed 666....it's in the Bible somewhere...and the movie End Of Days Starring your future govenor of California Arnold (I'm not even going to try to spell it)

Anyone heard of this?



actually...that does sound a little familiar, and it explains why i always thought that satan's number was 9. (that and the 9th circle of hell)

but...im gonna go with 666 because 216 (the other thing people often say is satan's number) is 6 cubed (6X6X6)

[geewj]

Actually almost all (if not all- I cant remember) life is carbon based, so all living things are evil by that logic, not just humans.

Not to mention carbon rods. How could all rods be evil? You see the flaws in your logic thinking all rods could be evil, yes? I know SOME rods are evil, but not all rods.

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-22 19:10, Prof_Frink wrote:
Actually almost all (if not all- I cant remember) life is carbon based, so all living things are evil by that logic, not just humans.

Not to mention carbon rods. How could all rods be evil? You see the flaws in your logic thinking all rods could be evil, yes? I know SOME rods are evil, but not all rods.



actually...you're only half right...all life on earth is carbon based, however, there is another element that possesses similar characteristics that allow it to be the basis of life as well...

it be...

SILICON!!!

however...we don't know of any such organisms that exist...(although apparently a Silicon based lifeform is a more probable occurance than a Carbon based lifeform...earth is just retarded...and evil...)

[Shadow82]

The point is we are all evil,especially Goodyear Tires stay puft marshmallow thing.

[geewj]

On 2003-08-22 19:20, Monomate wrote:


On 2003-08-22 19:10, Prof_Frink wrote:
Actually almost all (if not all- I cant remember) life is carbon based, so all living things are evil by that logic, not just humans.


actually...you're only half right...all life on earth is carbon based, however, there is another element that possesses similar characteristics that allow it to be the basis of life as well...

it be...

SILICON!!!

however...we don't know of any such organisms that exist...(although apparently a Silicon based lifeform is a more probable occurance than a Carbon based lifeform...earth is just retarded...and evil...)



*Points to where he said life was carbon based*

*points to where you agreed life is carbon based*

How come I only got half credit?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-22 19:25, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2003-08-22 19:20, Monomate wrote:


On 2003-08-22 19:10, Prof_Frink wrote:
Actually almost all (if not all- I cant remember) life is carbon based, so all living things are evil by that logic, not just humans.


actually...you're only half right...all life on earth is carbon based, however, there is another element that possesses similar characteristics that allow it to be the basis of life as well...

it be...

SILICON!!!

however...we don't know of any such organisms that exist...(although apparently a Silicon based lifeform is a more probable occurance than a Carbon based lifeform...earth is just retarded...and evil...)



*Points to where he said life was carbon based*

*points to where you agreed life is carbon based*

How come I only got half credit?



how come...eh...

cuz i never was good at fractions...

that and i'm wearing orange pants.

[geewj]

On 2003-08-22 19:27, Monomate wrote:

how come...eh...

cuz i never was good at fractions...

that and i'm wearing orange pants.



Everyone always pulls that stupid orange pants card on me! Well not this time damnit, I want full credit!

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-22 19:36, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2003-08-22 19:27, Monomate wrote:

how come...eh...

cuz i never was good at fractions...

that and i'm wearing orange pants.



Everyone always pulls that stupid orange pants card on me! Well not this time damnit, I want full credit!


but...

i AM wearing orange pants...

[geewj]

On 2003-08-22 19:37, Monomate wrote:
but...

i AM wearing orange pants...



I dont care.

I want my credit!!

[Monomate]

*pouts* fine...

you can have your full credit

*secretly only gives him 99.9%, then, with the other .1% The All Powerful Monomate escapes to Canadia*

[geewj]

On 2003-08-22 19:44, Monomate wrote:
*pouts* fine...

you can have your full credit

*secretly only gives him 99.9%, then, with the other .1% The All Powerful Monomate escapes to Canadia*



That was very carbon based of you...but it doesnt matter. All I needed was at least 51% of the cedit to own the majority and be able to do whatever i like with it without anyone elses consent.

*has a tea party with his credit*

anything I want...

[_J]

Seriously, your a long shot from being anywhere NEAR me kid. So don't worry about that.

[DarkShinjaru]

Seriously, your a long shot from being anywhere NEAR me kid. So don't worry about that.

Someone here thinks he's high and mighty over everyone.

[VolOpt2003]

and................

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-23 05:15, _J wrote:
Seriously, your a long shot from being anywhere NEAR me kid. So don't worry about that.



hmmm...you seem to despise humans almost as much as i do...

you might prove a useful supporter in my final plan.

i seek to wipe the human race from the face of the planet. they destroy everything they touch. the earth is dying and it's our fault. we must be destroyed, intelligence and civilization are the bane of the universe, and i will destroy every last shred of them.

it will be quite simple really. once i gather a large enough following all will be cake walk. because of our cause, my followers will be completely loyal, and not afraid to die (because they will die anyway once all is over). they will fight to the end. and since my goal is total human annihilation, i won't have to worry about a war crimes tribunal...i will use all means possible. yes, it is genocidal, but i'm sure eventually it will attract a cultlike following...


really...the long shot i see...is you to me...not the other way around...you can't touch me...the real difference between us is that you're a fool and i'm not.


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