THE VOTING BEGINS!

[Asuka_chan]

Vote! Who should be president of Fresh Kills?

[mimicr]

I VOTE ME!!!!!!!!!

[Asuka_chan]

I VOTE ABDUR!

[VolOpt2003]

Obiviously it has to be me.if i ampresident everyone will get free http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

[mimicr]

Vote 4 me and get http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif or http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/flan.gif or http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/heartcookie.gif
or... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pclaptop.gif

[Allos]

If I can't win, at least let my pocket lint win! That way Ill be vice pres....he he he

[mimicr]

I WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VolOpt2003]

no you wont !! I WILL!!!!1

[Asuka_chan]

^^'

[mimicr]

We'll lets let the voters decide (me)

[Bradicus]

I vote for the ketchup... i would have nominated a bottle of listerine, but there is no smily for it.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif promises to make fresh kills a better place by having daily boxing matches for the elderly!

[Shinji_kun]

Yes, I voted the ketchup..

ALL HAIL OUR SOON TO BE RULER!! *gets on knees and bows repeatedly*

[Firocket1690]

wow ... you guys really did it ...

I underestimated the stupitity of Fresh Kills again ...

anywho...

Standard Issue Canadian Death Mallet http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bash.gif oops, there goes VolOpt ... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

now hmmm ....

let's hail .... :ABDUR: !!!!!!!!!!11
WTF, no abdur smiley ?!!

okay, http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cone.gif
ice cream for whoever votes ABDUR !!!


we should do this every month or so ...
like, a bimonthly Fresh Kills President thing...
so much funn http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif


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[Obscenity]

The only reason ketchup is winning is because I seem to be mysteriously missing from the poll. Yes I know my superiority is rather obvious, but I'd still like to see votes confirming it.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-22 13:21, Obscenity wrote:
The only reason ketchup is winning is because I seem to be mysteriously missing from the poll. Yes I know my superiority is rather obvious, but I'd still like to see votes confirming it.



Vote for me instead

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-22 13:23, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-22 13:21, Obscenity wrote:
The only reason ketchup is winning is because I seem to be mysteriously missing from the poll. Yes I know my superiority is rather obvious, but I'd still like to see votes confirming it.



Vote for me instead



That would be a hell of a campaign slogan.

"Obscenity's not on the poll, so vote for me instead."

Edit: I call shenanigans on this poll.

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[Trickstr]

nnnnooooooooooo you didn't put me in I'm grumpy it'll cost alot gral!

[Shinji_kun]

WHAT! THERE WAS LINT!! WHY DIDN'T I VOTE FOR THE LINT!


Silly me, why didn't I read the whole poll

Curses!!! Curses for all!!!!!

[Asuka_chan]

...

[mimicr]

VOTE 4 MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[Shinji_kun]

I WOULD have voted for the lint, but I saw ketchup first >< Oh well, ketchup is funny, and it goes good with fries!!

[mimicr]

Why doesn't anyone vote 4 me?

[Allos]

Before I begin Mimicr, I want you to go outside. That's right. Now. I don't think you've gotten off the computer today. Now on to the matter of why no one is voting for you.

#1-Ketcup and lint are cooler than you
#2-More people know the rest of us
#3-Actually, I don't know where Im going with this so...I'll end this with a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/donut.gif

mmmm......donuts....

[Gestiv]

I don't vote for any 'cause all the candidates suck. Except Abdur, because he can ban me. But all the others suck.




... I shoulda been on that poll...



... The Cap'n rules you! Ack! Thunder!!! O_o

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-22 15:05, Allos wrote:
Before I begin Mimicr, I want you to go outside. That's right. Now. I don't think you've gotten off the computer today. Now on to the matter of why no one is voting for you.

#1-Ketcup and lint are cooler than you
#2-More people know the rest of us
#3-Actually, I don't know where Im going with this so...I'll end this with a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/donut.gif

mmmm......donuts....



Yeah, you're right.
Oh well, At least I won't be in last http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Gestiv]

I voted for Allos 'cause he bribed me.




... Go Allos!

[mimicr]

I hate people who vote based on bribes

[Gestiv]

Well good for you, I don't give a damn. I get to be VP.

[mimicr]

What if he's lying to you?

[Gestiv]

Well then I'll call a hit on him... I have... "Connections".

[Allos]

I'm not lying. Besides, no one else even asked to be VP.

[mimicr]

good point

[mimicr]

Can at least one person vote for me?

[VolOpt2003]

VOTE FOR ME GET http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[mimicr]

That's a horrible offer

[VolOpt2003]

ill think of another one

[Firocket1690]

On 2003-08-22 16:09, mimicr wrote:
Can at least one person vote for me?



FYI, you CAN vote for youself http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Cannibal-Snowman]

I should be on this poll. Snowmen can beat bottles of ketchup ANYDAY!!!

[VolOpt2003]

they cant beat vol opt though

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-22 16:22, Firocket1690 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 16:09, mimicr wrote:
Can at least one person vote for me?



FYI, you CAN vote for youself http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



I did...

[VolOpt2003]

vote for me and you get free http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/takeout.gif every day!!!!!1

[Gestiv]

I would, but I cast my vote already.



And why are none of the fresh kills posters on?!

[mimicr]

Us three are

[VolOpt2003]

maybe ketchup bribed then killed them!!!

[mimicr]

OMG!
YOU COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[VolOpt2003]

Probably.


Or Maybe You Killed Them Because They Didnt Vote For You.!

[mimicr]

OMG!!!!!!!!!
YOU COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[VolOpt2003]

$_$ i want money

[mimicr]

OMG!!!!!!
You COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[VolOpt2003]

On 2003-08-22 16:42, mimicr wrote:
OMG!!!!!!
You COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif




OMG!!!!!!
You COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-22 16:44, VolOpt2003 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 16:42, mimicr wrote:
OMG!!!!!!
You COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif




OMG!!!!!!
You COULD BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1



SO COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif
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http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif
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[Gestiv]

OMG!!!!!!
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?????

Really... I wanna know why!

[ABDUR101]

Go Abdur!

*votes ketchup*

[mimicr]

THE POWER OF HYPER SMILEY COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

*edit by Abdur*
Don't mess up the page layout.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: ABDUR101 on 2003-08-22 18:07 ]</font>

[Asuka_chan]

O_o.....

[mimicr]

?
WHAT?????

[Gestiv]

My smilies can kick your smilies asses.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif

*edit by Abdur*
Don't mess up the page layout.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: ABDUR101 on 2003-08-22 18:05 ]</font>

[mimicr]

no, but these green ones can!!!!!1
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gif[/imgcom/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gif

*edit by Abdur*
Don't screw up the page layout.

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[Gestiv]

SCREENSTRETCHOFDEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[mimicr]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Asuka_chan]

O_o....*cough*

[mimicr]

Yaa.... I think that's enough of http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/nutkick.gif

[Trickstr]

On 2003-08-22 17:15, ABDUR101 wrote:
Go Abdur!

*votes ketchup*


you suffering selfconfidence problems, c'mon we all know Abdur can rule and support a total spam forum! Lets cheer him on

[mimicr]

ABDUR!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Gestiv]

KETCHU-I mean... ABDUR!!!!!

[Asuka_chan]

WHY IS ABDUR LOSING???

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 17:55, Asuka_chan wrote:
WHY IS ABDUR LOSING???


No, I think a better question is why is Abdur almost winning? I barely ever post in Fresh Kills, ever, and my posting in general on the forum isn't anywhere near what it used to be. o_O

[geewj]

On 2003-08-22 18:09, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 17:55, Asuka_chan wrote:
WHY IS ABDUR LOSING???


No, I think a better question is why is Abdur almost winning? I barely ever post in Fresh Kills, ever, and my posting in general on the forum isn't anywhere near what it used to be. o_O




Don't worry Abdur, I still don't have faith in you. It's been that way since as long as I can remember...1 hour ago.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 18:13, Prof_Frink wrote:
Don't worry Abdur, I still don't have faith in you. It's been that way since as long as I can remember...1 hour ago.


oh, thank god. I was getting worried.

..one hour ago? o_O

[Kunoichi]

*nominates Asuka_chan*
She seems to be the most sane...

[Monomate]

why am i not up there...?

*writes in own name*

*votes for the write in*

hehehe...

[Monomate]

hey wait...i was nominated...why the hell aren't i up there?

garr...now i'm mad...i'm gonna go bite something...

*eyes asuka hungrily...*

[Obscenity]

I declare this election a farce.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 19:42, Obscenity wrote:
I declare this election a farce.


I agree, all votes are null and void. =O

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-22 19:42, Obscenity wrote:
I declare this election a farce.



haha you said 'farce'

hahahahaha




lmao...god...i am such a fucking idiot...i actually am finding that funny...

[Trickstr]

On 2003-08-22 18:27, Kunoichi wrote:
*nominates Asuka_chan*
She seems to be the most sane...


in fresh kills we dont want sane, thats why Adbur should be... whoops

[CGoodness]

On 2003-08-22 18:09, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 17:55, Asuka_chan wrote:
WHY IS ABDUR LOSING???


No, I think a better question is why is Abdur almost winning? I barely ever post in Fresh Kills, ever, and my posting in general on the forum isn't anywhere near what it used to be. o_O



Aren't you at least a LITTLE insulted that you are losing an election to a condiment?

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 20:16, CGoodness wrote:
Aren't you at least a LITTLE insulted that you are losing an election to a condiment?


...why would I? I voted for ketchup. o_O

..besides, if there's one condiment I'd want my ass kicked by, it's ketchup. It goes with anything for crying out loud.

I used to eat it with maccaroni and cheese when I was 4 or 5... =x

[Obscenity]

Mayo is way better than ketchup.

Real mayo, not that candyass light salad dressing crap.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 20:25, Obscenity wrote:
Mayo is way better than ketchup.

Real mayo, not that candyass light salad dressing crap.


Mayo isn't there to be voted for. =|

..now that you mention it, mayo goes with alot as well.

[Trickstr]

On 2003-08-22 20:30, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:25, Obscenity wrote:
Mayo is way better than ketchup.

Real mayo, not that candyass light salad dressing crap.


Mayo isn't there to be voted for. =|

..now that you mention it, mayo goes with alot as well.


but mayo and ketchup dont go together

[CGoodness]

On 2003-08-22 20:22, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:16, CGoodness wrote:
Aren't you at least a LITTLE insulted that you are losing an election to a condiment?


...why would I? I voted for ketchup. o_O

..besides, if there's one condiment I'd want my ass kicked by, it's ketchup. It goes with anything for crying out loud.

I used to eat it with maccaroni and cheese when I was 4 or 5... =x



Ketchup is poo. What about BBQ sauce?

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-22 20:32, Trickstr wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:30, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:25, Obscenity wrote:
Mayo is way better than ketchup.

Real mayo, not that candyass light salad dressing crap.


Mayo isn't there to be voted for. =|

..now that you mention it, mayo goes with alot as well.


but mayo and ketchup dont go together



They don't have Whoppers in Australia?

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-08-22 20:34, Obscenity wrote:
They don't have Whoppers in Australia?


I like those sour-dough burgers at BK. Take off that lettucy crap and the tomatoes, and ...oooooo yeah. =O

[Dime]

On 2003-08-22 20:38, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:34, Obscenity wrote:
They don't have Whoppers in Australia?


I like those sour-dough burgers at BK. Take off that lettucy crap and the tomatoes, and ...oooooo yeah. =O



hot hot hot

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-22 20:38, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:34, Obscenity wrote:
They don't have Whoppers in Australia?


I like those sour-dough burgers at BK. Take off that lettucy crap and the tomatoes, and ...oooooo yeah. =O



Yeah, I don't have much use for that sort of a thing on a burger. Pretty much the only vegetation I want is onions.

[DarkShinjaru]

Rodeo Burger; there's something you can click your heels to.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-22 20:57, DarkShinjaru wrote:
Rodeo Burger; there's something you can click your heels to.



Sounds like the motto from the Gay Rodeo.

No mods, no flaming here.

[DarkShinjaru]

Layme.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-22 21:20, DarkShinjaru wrote:
Lay me.



Like mother like son.

[Bradicus]

Umm.. ketchup seems to be winning... i guess that will make me vp.... and no one will suspect that i am pulling ketchups strings

[Obscenity]

Your mom pulls my "string".

[Suppa_Buddha]

... LMAO!

[Asuka_chan]

^^' Abdur should be winning...

[UltimateEnigma]

Abdur would be winning if you didnt steal my thread and put a bottle of ketchup on there >_< lol.

I opened of an Offical voting booth.

It's in Fresh Kills...Somewhere

[Shinji_kun]

On 2003-08-22 20:32, Trickstr wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:30, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-08-22 20:25, Obscenity wrote:
Mayo is way better than ketchup.

Real mayo, not that candyass light salad dressing crap.


Mayo isn't there to be voted for. =|

..now that you mention it, mayo goes with alot as well.


but mayo and ketchup dont go together



Mayo and ketchup DO go together!! I put them both on hamburgers sometimes, mmmmm, hamburgers

*drooldrool-gargelgarlge-drooldrool*

[Asuka_chan]

*gives Shinji_kun a hamburger* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/burger.gif

[Bradicus]

Werd up dawgs, why dont we all go peep that new "prance" post. it looks like tha shiznit... yes... that will do

[Getintothegame]

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/psoa/kosherseal_ketchup.jpg

[Shadow82]

Good to see El Presidente in such good shape.

[Asuka_chan]

STOP VOTING FOR KETCHUP!

[Bradicus]

pourquoi?

[Getintothegame]

On 2003-08-22 23:10, Asuka_chan wrote:
STOP VOTING FOR KETCHUP!



But its sexy
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/psoa/kosherseal_ketchup.jpg

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-22 23:10, Asuka_chan wrote:
STOP VOTING FOR KETCHUP!



You're the one that made it a choice (instead of me).

[Asuka_chan]

It was nominated.

[Bradicus]

by me... i would have nominated listerine, but there is no smily for it.... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif

[_J]

Lame thread.

[Allos]

All I do is go to a Dolphin's game last night and this thread starts talking about Burger King? When will the insanity end....


P.S.-I have more jobs to give out if you elect me!

[VolOpt2003]

Burp!!

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-22 23:18, Asuka_chan wrote:
It was nominated.



i was nominated too...and I'M not up there...(not like i'd be winning or anything...but...ya know...it woulda been nice...)

[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-23 06:43, VolOpt2003 wrote:
Burp!!


tisk tisk... i thought you knew how to spam! it is
*burp!!!* <---- get it?

[Shinji_kun]

*clears throat*

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JONATHAN!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

*YA! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif*

[VolOpt2003]

eh?

[Asuka_chan]

...very nice. Why is this in the voting thread?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-23 10:32, Shinji_kun wrote:
*clears throat*

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JONATHAN!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

*YA! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif*




do you say Hoser?

lmao sorry...couldn't help it...the opportunity presented itself...

whoa...hey...my name's Jonathan too...and I AM CAJUN!!!

it's pronounced Canadia not Canada. I speak American, not English. Aluminum not Aluminium! 'Lootenent' not 'Leftenant'! We blow stuff up with big bombs and laugh at poor helpless rabid squirrels till they bite us in the balls...we are the worlds largest producer of ignorant bastards and useless appliances. We believe that Chipmunks are truly worthless animals, but very cute and therefore must be praised. We have states not provinces! Pants, not trousers! And stupid blonde jokes! We believe in religious tolerance, which really means that you can listen to whatever music you want, but if you're catholic we can make fun of you, if your muslim we can arrest you and if your mormon we'll ship you to Utah! We still get bragging rights 50 years after WWII for some unknown reason. We are only 227 years old (1776-2003)! We are the infants of the world!!! MAKE FUN OF US!!!

woo! that was fun...wow...making fun of Americans IS fun...i should do that more often...thanks shinji_kun for inspiring me!

[Asuka_chan]

Canada isn't as old as America, actually.

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-23 11:34, Asuka_chan wrote:
Canada isn't as old as America, actually.



actually, just because i am really stupid, all the countries of the world are the same age. they all formed when earth did...did they not?

ok, now that i've had my moment of enjoyable stupidity (sorry im american...)

but...i still am enjoying my new hobby of making fun of americans...first i made fun of brits...then canadians...then alabamians...now americans...

ok...new thing to make fun of...

Trees!!! they're so...everywhere!

i am so fucking retarded...

FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS!!!

Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me
I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies

Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me
I saw it I saw it with my own two eyes!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-23 10:32, Shinji_kun wrote:
*clears throat*

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JONATHAN!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

*YA! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif*



*snif* thats beautiful man... Beer commercials kick ass dont they?
What ever happend to Joe Canada?