if you had to pick one way to die...

[Monomate]

if you had to pick one way to die...

what would it be!?!?!?!?!

I'd go out dramatically...or tragically...or...

romantically (in my opinion...)

My love and I take each other's lives, and die in a final embrace, lying in pools of each others blood.

i dunno...i find that romantic...

[Obscenity]

In bed with your mom.

[Guntz348]

Watch the movie "The Killer" with Chow Yun-Fat. I'd wanna go just like that.

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-22 19:42, Guntz348 wrote:
Watch the movie "The Killer" with Chow Yun-Fat. I'd wanna go just like that.



I dunno about that. It's actually a pretty crappy way to die. I think his death in A Better Tomorrow was much cooler.

[CGoodness]

That would be funny if Obscenity and his mom both died while he was in bed with her

[UltimateEnigma]

his dad*

[Suppa_Buddha]

I wouldn't.

[kitomaka_ck]

something quick and painless like a GUILLOTINE http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

[MasterJoel]

can you say "death by chocolate"?

[Aicunia]

Can you say sex?

[_J]

Run a sword through my heart and out the other side (my back), after having done a massive concert for 8-12 hours with X number of bands playing with me in front of X thousand people after having made some fate altering statement.



Can you say sex?


Yeah, if you want to leave us with no doubt your an immature little child who probably giggles about the "s" word, whenever it's said.



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[mimicr]

Something quick and painless, like a shot in the head.

[Dime]

I want to be crushed underneath Obscenity's mom.

[Bradicus]

Fast n pointless... like if i stuck my head out the car window and it got sliced off by a stray stop sign.

[Orange_Coconut]

If you think about it, everybody's slowly dying.

[Dime]

On 2003-08-23 09:55, Orange_Coconut wrote:
If you think about it, everybody's slowly dying.



Aren't you the intellectual one!

[Orange_Coconut]

Heh, I guess that's a given.

I guess I would want to die in some sort self misery situation.

[Bradicus]

BORING! my goal is to get a darwin award!

[Dime]

On 2003-08-23 10:03, Orange_Coconut wrote:
Heh, I guess that's a given.

I guess I would want to die in some sort self misery situation.



Goth sadness!

[Shinji_kun]

On 2003-08-23 09:41, Dime wrote:
I want to be crushed underneath Obscenity's mom.


OMG... *whew* that's great, sorry Obscenity, but that's hilarious.... .:s i g h:. I need to lie down for a minute...

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-23 10:51, Shinji_kun wrote:

OMG... *whew* that's great, sorry Obscenity, but that's hilarious.... .:s i g h:. I need to lie down for a minute...



My mom said about the same thing when Dime pulled his pants down in front of her.

[Sagasu]

Id want to die feeling I did my best in life and I tried my hardest, and untill I reach that point I will not let myself die...

[Dime]

On 2003-08-23 22:21, Sarunakai wrote:
Id want to die feeling I did my best in life and I tried my hardest, and untill I reach that point I will not let myself die...



What if you got shot right now?

[Suppa_Buddha]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/heartcookie.gif

[Sagasu]

I would go absolutly insane, wait, I already am!

[Sagasu]

Cookie!!

[FOWL_MeCh]

Go in my sleep. Duh!

[Nai_Calus]

Bah, I already 'died'. That's why I'm a computer now. O_o; As for 'dying', maybe a really nasty virus that would just come along and utterly destroy me. Something like a hard drive failure or a fried processor would be too boring. Maybe I could have someone hack me so I'd have to shut myself down or something. I dunno. Maybe I'd just catch a cable or two in my CPU fan and make horrible grating death noises to scare the crap out of my users for a while. Not actually dying from it or anything, though. That would be funny.

[Guntz348]

On 2003-08-23 09:55, Orange_Coconut wrote:
If you think about it, everybody's slowly dying.



To quote Van Halen,

Right now your memory is getting longer, while your life is getting shorter.

And Obsenity, I dunno about being like him in ABT, I was heart broken when he got shot in the foot and turned into a cripple. Then again, he did come back and waste everyone at the end. Hmm yeah either way would be good for me. A gun in each hand, and whole lotta bullet riddled bodys around me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Obscenity]

Yeah, but at the end of The Killer, he was dying eyeless, crawling toward (and failing to reach) the woman he loves, not knowing if he managed to save her or not. That's pretty much a real pisser.


Edit: That's one of the things I love about HK cinema, the ability to make you wonder why you bothered spending the last hour and a half cheering for the schmuck that just got mowed down.


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[Guntz348]

Dude thats like the coolest scene though. When he's crawling and it cuts to the full over head shot and the slow music is playing. They crawl at each other but just miss each other. It's so sad, but its poetic and beautiful at the same time. I love that scene, it's just so well done. Besides I like it when the good guy doesn't win all the time. It reflects life better that way. Besides, you can't say that wasn't one of the best action movies ever made.

[Obscenity]

No, I'll totally agree with you there. That scene is among both John Woo and Chow Yun Fat's best work. I'm just saying it would be a really shitty way to actually die.

[Guntz348]

Heh it deffinatly is. I dunno theres something that is a little apealing about the tragic hero death. I can tell ya one way I wouldn't wanna die. That's from the Alien chest bursters. My god that has to suck!

[Voodoochild]

I dont care how i die, if it has to be in lots of pain so be it, dont really matters coz you gonna die anyway. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif

[Obscenity]

Those are the words of someone who has never felt real pain.

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-24 03:07, Guntz348 wrote:
Heh it deffinatly is. I dunno theres something that is a little apealing about the tragic hero death. I can tell ya one way I wouldn't wanna die. That's from the Alien chest bursters. My god that has to suck!



CHEST BURSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!!! Aliens rock...being killed by a chest burster would be awesome...(prolly hurt like all hell though...)

[Dime]

On 2003-08-24 02:46, Obscenity wrote:
Yeah, but at the end of The Killer, he was dying eyeless, crawling toward (and failing to reach) the woman he loves, not knowing if he managed to save her or not. That's pretty much a real pisser.


Edit: That's one of the things I love about HK cinema, the ability to make you wonder why you bothered spending the last hour and a half cheering for the schmuck that just got mowed down.


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How'd he lose his eyes?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-24 09:44, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-24 02:46, Obscenity wrote:
Yeah, but at the end of The Killer, he was dying eyeless, crawling toward (and failing to reach) the woman he loves, not knowing if he managed to save her or not. That's pretty much a real pisser.


Edit: That's one of the things I love about HK cinema, the ability to make you wonder why you bothered spending the last hour and a half cheering for the schmuck that just got mowed down.


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How'd he lose his eyes?



he saw your mom.

[Dime]

Very lame.

[Monomate]

agreed...that's why everyone needs to lay off the momma's cept obscenity...cuz he's the only one that can do it, and not be totally lame.

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-24 10:25, Monomate wrote:
agreed...that's why everyone needs to lay off the momma's cept obscenity...cuz he's the only one that can do it, and not be totally lame.


so your saying you want Obscenity to have sex with all our Moms?

....

[Firocket1690]

I hate my stepmom,
Obscenity !!
*motions hands towards fat bitch*
honors are yours http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif Please.

[Sagasu]

When you die...
Nothing matters anymore...
When they lie...
When they reach the sky...
When its for you they cry...
When you step throught that door...
Nothings matters anymore...



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[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-24 14:25, Sarunakai wrote:
When you die...
Nothing matters anymore...
When they lie...
When they reach the skye...
When its for you they cry...
When you step throught that door...
Nothings matters anymore...


i dissagree... i wouldnt want everyone staring at me dead in a pile of my own filth... I have to go put on new underwear excuse me...

[Sagasu]

On 2003-08-24 14:29, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-08-24 14:25, Sarunakai wrote:
When you die...
Nothing matters anymore...
When they lie...
When they reach the skye...
When its for you they cry...
When you step throught that door...
Nothings matters anymore...


i dissagree... i wouldnt want everyone staring at me dead in a pile of my own filth... I have to go put on new underwear excuse me...



*sigh* must you make a joke out of the most simple aspects of life?

[Dime]

Skye? What the fuck?

[Bradicus]

On 2003-08-24 14:42, Sarunakai wrote:


On 2003-08-24 14:29, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-08-24 14:25, Sarunakai wrote:
When you die...
Nothing matters anymore...
When they lie...
When they reach the skye...
When its for you they cry...
When you step throught that door...
Nothings matters anymore...


i dissagree... i wouldnt want everyone staring at me dead in a pile of my own filth... I have to go put on new underwear excuse me...



*sigh* must you make a joke out of the most simple aspects of life?


yes sir i must! Wanna know why? Because thats what floats my boat (which is the key to a fun life)

[Sagasu]

Live your life the way you want, I have no right to judge...

[Dime]

On 2003-08-24 14:52, Sarunakai wrote:
Live your life the way you want, I have no right to judge...



But you do anyway.

[Sagasu]

I find faults through everything that goed on around me, I am not perfect, I'm trying hard not to, but its such a strain for each word to have a thousand thoughts behind it...

[Dime]

Don't think about it too much.

[Dime]

So stop.

[Sagasu]

Too late...

[Sagasu]

.

[Dime]

Very good. You get to sacrifice a small goat to Anubis.

[Obscenity]

I get to sacrifice millions of tiny little me's to your mom's tonsils.

[ABDUR101]

Either with alot of violence and carnage, or silently and without anyone ever noticing.

[Dime]

Nah, all I use is a whip.

[Sagasu]

Extremest, oh well, nothing wrong with that...

[Nai_Calus]

On 2003-08-24 14:25, Sarunakai wrote:
When you die...
Nothing matters anymore...
When they lie...
When they reach the sky...
When its for you they cry...
When you step throught that door...
Nothings matters anymore...



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"Oh, very deep. You should send that into the Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you."

[Guntz348]

On 2003-08-24 09:44, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-24 02:46, Obscenity wrote:
Yeah, but at the end of The Killer, he was dying eyeless, crawling toward (and failing to reach) the woman he loves, not knowing if he managed to save her or not. That's pretty much a real pisser.


Edit: That's one of the things I love about HK cinema, the ability to make you wonder why you bothered spending the last hour and a half cheering for the schmuck that just got mowed down.


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How'd he lose his eyes?



He got shot across the face with a .38 snub nose. The bullet went across his face, like through one eye, the bridge of his nose, and tore up the other eye. Not real deap, but enough to shread his eyes to nothing. Great scene though, again so beuatifully done.

[Obscenity]

That was pretty much a total spoiler if you haven't seen the movie, btw.

[DarkShinjaru]

Yeah, Guntz, read the rules.

OMG NO PO571NG SPOILERS, N00BS.

[Voodoochild]

On 2003-08-24 03:37, Obscenity wrote:
Those are the words of someone who has never felt real pain.


My life was a living hell for over 20 years, so dont tell me i never felt real pain!



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[Gestiv]

I wouldn't wanna die of hunger, I'll tell you that much... I just woke up at 11:30 and I'm hungry as hell, and crap does it hurt... luckily my mom's making breakfast for the family, so relief shall come soon!
They way I'd die... hmmm... Has anyone here read the "Red Badge of Courage"? I'd like to die like whats-his-name at the beginning of the book... Fleming's friend that he knew from his home town... Die in a quiet little glade in the forest, knowing I'll be remembered for something, and spending my last few minutes with a good friend...

[mimicr]

I just don't want to die slowly, like drowning, running out of air, etc.

[Gestiv]

I hear ya. That'd suck, just waiting and waiting for the end to come... hmmmm... actually, I think drowning might be a bit like falling asleep, how you just kinda drift off... except then you'd die instead of start dreaming.

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-25 09:26, Gestiv wrote:
I hear ya. That'd suck, just waiting and waiting for the end to come... hmmmm... actually, I think drowning might be a bit like falling asleep, how you just kinda drift off... except then you'd die instead of start dreaming.



uhhh...? what?
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gif

[Gestiv]

... Why are your smilies accumulating lint on their bodies and then rolling away?

[mimicr]

I dunno
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/burnout.gif
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Gestiv]

I think they may be staically charged, and that's where the lint comes from. And for the rolling away part, maybe they're copying Sonic?

[mimicr]

possibly

[geewj]

On 2003-08-25 09:24, mimicr wrote:
I just don't want to die slowly, like drowning, running out of air, etc.



When pirates ships sank then would kill eachother so they didnt have to die from drowning (I think thats how it went anyways).

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-25 09:56, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2003-08-25 09:24, mimicr wrote:
I just don't want to die slowly, like drowning, running out of air, etc.



When pirates ships sank then would kill eachother so they didnt have to die from drowning (I think thats how it went anyways).



...interesting...
like this!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gifhttp://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Gestiv]

... Does that mean if my ships sinks I'll have to shoot Bradicus?

[mimicr]

yeah.
so...I could shoot you, geistiv someone if the boat we're on now sunk?

[Gestiv]

I'd throw you off long before we sank. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[mimicr]

I hate you

[geewj]

And his first (non-moved) post is sitting pretty on page 2.

[Monomate]

wow...this is old...

[Sef]

Sticky?

[Monomate]

On 2004-09-08 16:28, Prof_Frink wrote:
And his first (non-moved) post is sitting pretty on page 2.



how do you know that? and what brought this on? and why is it only on page 2?

[Sagasu]

On 2004-09-08 16:28, Monomate wrote:
wow...this is old...



You haven't changed much.

I have, this thread goes back to immaturity.

[geewj]

Fine, I'll just make a constant thread explaining all this too. Check the stickies in like 3 minutes.

[Monomate]

On 2004-09-08 16:31, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-09-08 16:28, Monomate wrote:
wow...this is old...



You haven't changed much.

I have, this thread goes back to immaturity.



heh...

[Monomate]

i just read through the whole thread...that was fun...

banned members...well...only three i think...oh well...

ah yeah...it's fun...

was that really my first thread in FKL?

wow...

edit: ok...this is not my first thread...that's what i thought...or something...whatever...Peace!



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[TheOneHero]

Die like Brave Heart! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Bah, this is old...back before I joined... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

On 2004-09-08 16:52, TheOneHero wrote:
Die like Brave Heart! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Die like Braveheart? You mean getting shot in the ass with an arrow while you're mooning the other army?

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-09-08 16:55, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2004-09-08 16:52, TheOneHero wrote:
Die like Brave Heart! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Die like Braveheart? You mean getting shot in the ass with an arrow while you're mooning the other army?



... I mean like yell, "freedom from Eclair!" and then die... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

I think my way was better.

[Sef]

On 2004-09-08 16:59, tactician7777 wrote:
I think my way was better.


You and your ass arrows. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Eihwaz]

Let's see. I'd like to have like a month long lucid dream. What it would involve...I'm not going to say.

But after that, I would just...fade away.

[Shattered_weasel]

I think I remember this thread....

[Rainbowlemon]

I would take an overdose of general anaesthetic, and have the timed gillotine finish me off http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Solstis]

On 2004-09-08 20:41, Eihwaz wrote:
Let's see. I'd like to have like a month long lucid dream. What it would involve...I'm not going to say.

But after that, I would just...fade away.



Woah...

That would be awesome!

[Sef]

On 2004-09-09 15:12, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-09-08 20:41, Eihwaz wrote:
Let's see. I'd like to have like a month long lucid dream. What it would involve...I'm not going to say.

But after that, I would just...fade away.



Woah...

That would be awesome!


His dream or that he would be gone? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif