Prance, a biography

[Bradicus]

The land of prance is a beautiful island located off the south coast of arkansas (the s is silent just like their women- Conan). It is a magical nation full of.. i dunno.. magic i guess...
The ruler of the land is a brave and mighty leader known as Bradicus! Everyone loves him because of his ability to prance around like an idiot, as this is how one becomes the prince of prance.
One day, an evil man came to prance... some called him lord of the dance (thanks a fookin lot to the irish http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif ). The lord of the dance wanted to challenge Bradicus to a dance off in village square (a trendy dance club with unconfirmed connections to the mafia http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif ). Bradicus was not one to refuse a challenge, so he accepted, and the dance off began!

The lord of the dance opened with a mighty thunderous barrage of river dance power. Buildings toppled and small childred made their pants moist! Bradicus countered with a knife in the face. Everyone cheered for the prince of prance, until the evil lord rose from the ground http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif ! Bradicus figured that he was either trapped in some sort of cartoon dimention, or he was revived with Voodoo. As luck would have it bradicus had, in his pocket, the one weakness of Evil Irish riverdancing aristocratic zombies! Quickly, he whipped out Celine Dion http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif . Her shrill nasal tyrade shattered glass for miles around! Another knife in the face shut her up, and the people of Prance were safe once again to enjoy all the alcohol and flan they wanted!
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/flan.gif

[Bradicus]

Read and reply damn you!

[pixelate]

Uh huh.

[Obscenity]

I have a better story about me and your mom.

[Bradicus]

you have made my night (and yes i am sure that you also made my moms night) so now i shall go to bed as it is 2:23

[Obscenity]

I haven't even begun to make your mom's night yet.

[Shadow82]

So this is what it is like in the mind of a complete idiot...*insert mom joke here*

[Monomate]

whoa...hey...that's pretty funny actually...

good job bradicus...


*runs and hides before certain people read this post*

[Gestiv]

That was a wonderful story... now tell us about the Ugly Duckling Who Could!

[Bradicus]

Ahh my public... and obscenity...

[VolOpt2003]

I want to dethrone you

[Bradicus]

Ahhh, but can you prance?

[VolOpt2003]

no but anyone who oposes me will bw shocked

[geewj]

On 2003-08-23 15:58, VolOpt2003 wrote:
no but anyone who oposes me will bw shocked



Shocked......or lavished with riches?

[VolOpt2003]

*whispers to prof_frink* "both"

[Bradicus]

Hey its the bane of mean posts himself (frink not Volopt)! welcome to my island... care for a coconut?



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[VolOpt2003]

who is the bane of mean posts?

[Bradicus]

Frink! in the past three days he hes taken out like 4 or something! *sigh* i guess i have to give you a coconut...

[VolOpt2003]

i think im the bane of stupid posts

[geewj]

I'll take 2 please....from that cow.

[VolOpt2003]

mmmmmmmm....... cow

[Bradicus]

Ok... hey someony wake up daisy!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif
Oh, Volopt, you are pretty much a stupid post enthusiast! (its ok, so am i)

[Bradicus]

*bum che bum che badubum che bum*

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
No, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me



So darling, darling
Stand by me
(Won't you stand, stand by me)
Oh, stand by me
(Won't you stand, stand by me)
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me



If the sky we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or a mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
I won't she no tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me



So darling, darling
Stand by me
(Won't you stand, stand by me)
Oh, stand by me
(Won't you stand, stand by me)
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

OhHh, OoOoo...


this song makes me feel all warm n fuzzy inside

[Monomate]

wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
suicide is slow with liquor
take a bottle drown your sorrows
candied thoughts await tomorrow

aaahhhh...

[Bradicus]

that song makes me feel... magical *flies away into farie land on the wings of a dream... powered by love*

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-23 19:51, Bradicus wrote:
that song makes me feel... magical *flies away into farie land on the wings of a dream... powered by love*



Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me
I saw it I saw it I tell you now lies
Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me
I saw it I saw it with my my own two eyes

[Bradicus]

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a'rum
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Stack banana till thee morning come
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Hide thee deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Oh yeah baby! dont get any better than this!

[VolOpt2003]

you two are hags.

[Bradicus]

I think Volopt needs to tally his banana!

[Allos]

Umm....where is the part of Prance's history where they become allies with the Allos Liberation Army and invade France? Huh? Is that what our friendship means to you (sniff)!?!?

[Bradicus]

Hold on man, im workin on it! Great literature takes time.... have a cookie!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:tIZCBGtHqHgC:www.lepra.org.uk/cookie.gif

[Allos]

Oh! Thank you! Who made this? This is better than sex*!






*Quote from Family Guy

[Suppa_Buddha]

On 2003-08-24 10:53, Allos wrote:
Oh! Thank you! Who made this? This is better than sex*!






*Quote from Family Guy


Not better than sex with your Mom...

[Bradicus]

Ummm. think harder next time...

[Allos]

I saw that coming.

[Bradicus]

Dime says
And i could hear your mom coming all night long

Dime you sick piece of trash!

[Allos]

lol

[Dime]

On 2003-08-24 11:53, Bradicus wrote:
Dime says
And i could hear your mom coming all night long





I couldn't hear anything, her thighs were blocking my ears.

[Shadow82]

On 2003-08-24 13:05, Dime wrote:


On 2003-08-24 11:53, Bradicus wrote:
Dime says
And i could hear your mom coming all night long





I couldn't hear anything, her thighs were blocking my ears.





Omg,I don't think I ever laughed so hard...until the mental image came.....Then I kinda tore out my eyes.



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[Bradicus]

You need a nice song to get that off your mind...
this song is too big.. so i will just put my fav part...


I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm getting older, y'all people gets colder
Most of us only care about money making
Selfishness got us following the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids want to act like what they see in the cinemas
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
Gotta keep my faith alive til love is found

People killing, people dying
Children hurt and you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek
Father, Father, Father, help us
Need some guidance from above
Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
(The love)
Where is the love?
(The love)
Where is the love, the love, the love...

[Shadow82]

All hail the Black Eyed Peas!

[Kadavreski]

HAIL!!!!!
*tips freezer on monomate*

[mimicr]

what?

[Kadavreski]

H-A-I-l
*tips fridge on mimicr*

[mimicr]

It's hailing!!!!!1
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Bradicus]

Doesnt that song make ya wanna go feed the homeless or something?

[Gestiv]

Dang straight. Or adopt one of those children you see in the really poor countries; Y'know, the ones where you send like a dollar a month, and they send you a picture, blah-dy-blah.

[mimicr]

Must get umbrella to hide from hail!!!!

[Gestiv]

Good idea. Now, go! Hurry! Run far, far away from here, and go get your umbrella! I'll see you in a day or two!

[mimicr]

I'm not that stupid. I obviously haveto go to mars. That should take 5,6 or 97687876876 days.
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Obscenity]

I'm not that stupid. I obviously haveto go to mars. That should take 5,6 or 97687876876 days.



I was just talking to your mom. I said "I'd like to go to Uranus". It didn't take anywhere near that long.



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[mimicr]

sick, but funny! I like it!
Or do I?

[jt]

MIGHT LORD OF RIVERDANCE! that was funny lol

[pancakebunny]

i almost wasted 5 minutes of my time reading that...

[Bradicus]

wow.... didnt expect to see this again...
I didnt even revive it...

[odie2088]

I SHALL DETHRONE THE PRINCE OF PRANCE WITH HIS OWN DANCE! *gives bradicus a knife to the pumpkin face and deforms his jack-0-lantern head* oh, and all those mom jokes? those are...uhh...letme thinka minute....DISTURBING!

[Bradicus]

You sir are a ditka.... and not the kind that kan take out a hurricane....

[Blanks]

Brilliant, simply brilliant. Tis story moved me in so many ways http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif

[Firocket1690]

Bring Up My Post

[Dime]

It's fresh kills....no post count

[geewj]

Per request I'll unlock this, since it was a very nice and orderly request. Plus it was only locked for a bump.

If you want to bump something that isn't too old because you have decent input then that is fine. But please don't bump things just to say bump.


See this is the difference between asking politly and spamming threads demanding things?

[Reenee]

That stupid puppy of yours is not getting the replies this thread needs.

[Firocket1690]

Sowwwy ... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

... but he called me a jackass! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Soukosa]

On 2003-09-30 21:32, Firocket1690 wrote:
Bring Up My Post

That's good http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



On 2003-10-12 11:18, Prof_Frink wrote:
Plus it was only locked for a bump.

I don't see why a topic would get locked for that, here, unless it got out of hand.

[Firocket1690]

Even so, it just wouold've sunk to the bottom of the Landfill unlocked...

But, since I kindly bumped it, we have the extra 6 or so posts at the bottom of this thread. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[klepto]

Prance is quite a stupid name for a place. I would name my country something ownage like perhaps the land of Metamusil and crown people stuff like. Sir Poopalot or Sir Laxitive. Then, I would have a giant Harry Potter book burning contest. I would round up Californians and make them hurl burning books infused with emu shit towards a target approximately 74 yards away. The winner would recieve nothing less than a swift kick in the ass and a bottle of hand sanitizer, cuz no one wants to walk around with emu shit all over them.

[Bradicus]

Write a story Klepto! i did and look where it got me.... ya....

btw - thanks Frink, you are teh bestzorz!

[monkeyfist]

prance was on tbe map in search for yello dello on h*r

[Bradicus]

On 2003-10-13 10:28, monkeyfist wrote:
prance was on tbe map in search for yello dello on h*r


pffft... Falderal!

[monkeyfist]

hairstyle runner...made in prance.

[Bradicus]

FAL_DER_ALL!!!!!!!

[Cerris]

*bump*

[Myi_Nayotama]

Ah, yes, but i will defeat you all! because i have the 1 thing that can defeat both a person that prances around like an idiot and Vol Opt...a high powered assault rifle! Muhahahahahahaha!