I'm taking over Fresh kills again...

[polishedweasel]

OK LISTEN UP!

I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT...VERY!

I HAVE NO PANTS ON!

THAT IS ALL...

citizens go back to what you were doing

[MasterJoel]

i am not wearing pants either... isn't that just good to know?

[Guntz348]

Hehe looks like D.T.P.A. is not dead after all. Where is Allos? Viva la revolution!

[polishedweasel]

No No NO!! I am not DTPA I am uh...the friggin weasel! Bow to me bitches!

Shit I'm sleepy, the damn phone rang while I was almost out, now I can't go to sleep.

[muff]

Can I be your vice president once you gain control pleaseeeee, Weasel is teh rox0r, heh.

[geewj]

If your not wearing pants you'll have no defense against the Canadians beavers.

[mimicr]

lol

[Bradicus]

Damn stright! *beaver makes mimicr a mimic-her*
oooh! clever no?

[Allos]

I was at school so I didn't get to see this, but you Mr. Weasel are truly a fine citizen! You say you don't want to be involved with the DTPA, but I know that you really do! We even have an opening in marketing! Think about it!


P.S.-Join now to recieve a free DTPA Emblazoned lighter!

[pixelate]

Make you own sig, mofo.

[Gestiv]

... Did I miss something?

[Loser]

yes , no , maybe so

[Gestiv]

That helped.

[mimicr]

what?
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Gestiv]

Never mind...

[_J]

Lame.

[Allos]

Make you own sig, mofo.


Were you talking to me? And if so what are you talking about?

[mimicr]

what?

[Gestiv]

More fresh kills fun.

[mimicr]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif -ing is fun

[Obscenity]

On 2003-08-25 08:29, Prof_Frink wrote:
If your not wearing pants you'll have no defense against the Canadians beavers.



What makes you think I need to be defended from Canadian beavers? Actually, they should be more worried about me penetrating THEIR defenses.

























Heh heh

I said penetrating.

[mimicr]

lol

[_J]

What makes you think I need to be defended from Canadian beavers? Actually, they should be more worried about me penetrating THEIR defenses.

























Heh heh

I said penetrating.


*hahaha*...You'll have to forgive him. His momma hasn't told him about the birds and the bees yet. *hahahah* Sucker.

[Shattered_weasel]

time to take your weasel stuff away

[Dime]

I could go for some Canadian Beaver right now.....where's Asuka?

[Asuka_chan]

You're disgusting.

[Allos]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and not to you Mimicr)

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[mimicr]

dime want to eat beavers?

[Dime]

On 2003-08-25 16:57, Asuka_chan wrote:
You're disgusting.



Love you too.

[_J]

You're disgusting.


No Auska, when you grow up you will learn he's just being HONEST. : )

[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 17:18, _J wrote:

No Auska, when you grow up you will learn he's just being HONEST. : )



Honest? What the hell is he being "honest" about?

[DarkShinjaru]

Lmao@she's clueless.

[DarkShinjaru]

Lmao@url

[_J]

Honest? What the hell is he being "honest" about?


He is being honest about his desire to reproduce, just like every other animal/plant. Dark is right - you really are clueless.

@_@

[mimicr]

what?
I don't get it.
it's confusing.
or is it?
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[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 17:45, _J wrote:

He is being honest about his desire to reproduce, just like every other animal/plant. Dark is right - you really are clueless.

@_@



*ahem* I hate to break it to you, but...no one would want to reproduce with me. Sorry if you didn't realize that.

[mimicr]

I don't get it.
Why don't I ever get it?
It makes me so http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper2.gif...
nah

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[_J]

*ahem* I hate to break it to you, but...no one would want to reproduce with me. Sorry if you didn't realize that.

*laughs* Listen girl. As I'm sure you are well aware, I don't beat around the bush for shit - and I tell it straight up. If you think you're not going to meet guys who want to do whatever with you, you are just wrong. I saw your pic and you are just wrong about that.


This doesn't mean I'm brown nosing you or anything, I'm just telling you like it is - 'cause you seem to have the wrong idea in your head.

[mimicr]

I don't get it

[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 18:03, _J wrote:

*laughs* Listen girl. As I'm sure you are well aware, I don't beat around the bush for shit - and I tell it straight up. If you think you're not going to meet guys who want to do whatever with you, you are just wrong. I saw your pic and you are just wrong about that.


This doesn't mean I'm brown nosing you or anything, I'm just telling you like it is - 'cause you seem to have the wrong idea in your head.



Actually...I don't have the wrong idea. It's true.

[LamerPanda]

Boo-hoo! Look at me, I'm so self-loathing!

You're a girl. You're there. It hardly matters what you look like.

[_J]

Actually...I don't have the wrong idea. It's true.

...I am not wrong. And I'm not saying this to make you "feel better" or whatever. But SERIOUSLY, I saw your picture and your not ugly. I shit thee not. There's not point you being all down about how you look when you just ain't ugly. Stop feeling sorry for yourself girl, you will meet some guy - TRUST ME (yeah, I'm an asshole but I'm right : p).

[Asuka_chan]

Look! You don't know anything about me. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. So you don't know what it's like.

[Shattered_weasel]

cute

[_J]

Boo-hoo! Look at me, I'm so self-loathing!

You're a girl. You're there. It hardly matters what you look like.


Yeah it does matter. : p But like I said, she ain't unattractive looking.

[Asuka_chan]

What's cute?

[LamerPanda]

Yeah it does matter.

Alcohol begs to differ! >_>


So you don't know what it's like.

I suppose you live on a box on the street. Blind men run away screaming about their eyes when you walk by! You've been beaten by a small army of savage elves every day since you were five. Right. I doubt you have anything so terrible to keep moping about.

[mimicr]

what?

[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 18:14, LamerPanda wrote:
I suppose you live on a box on the street. Blind men run away screaming about their eyes when you walk by! You've been beaten by a small army of savage elves every day since you were five. Right. I doubt you have anything so terrible to keep moping about.



You doubt wrong.

[mimicr]

uhhh....does that mean he's right or wrong or what?

[Asuka_chan]

Wrong. I hate it when people make assumptions about me.

[_J]

So you don't know what it's like.

Auska, just LISTEN. I saw your pic so I DO KNOW what you look like. I am also male and I have an idea of wether or not you're likely to have guys hit on you at some point. And YOU WILL. The first thing they see is how you look - guys don;t start off knowing who you are and all that, that's the whole point of it all. For the last time, stop feeling sorry for yourself because I will end up being right when some guy hits on you.

[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 18:18, _J wrote:

So you don't know what it's like.

Auska, just LISTEN. I saw your pic so I DO KNOW what you look like. I am also male and I have an idea of wether or not you're likely to have guys hit on you at some point. And YOU WILL. The first thing they see is how you look - guys don;t start off knowing who you are and all that, that's the whole point of it all. For the last time, stop feeling sorry for yourself because I will end up being right when some guy hits on you.



I'm not feeling sorry for myself.

[LamerPanda]

What, are you a torso or something?

You must lead the most TRAGIC LIFE ON EARTH.

[_J]

I'm not feeling sorry for myself.


Well whatever it is, it's making you think silly things. Guys don't start off KNOWING you and they will make a choice to appraoch you on what little they do know of you, and HOW YOU LOOK. And I've seen HOW YOU LOOK, and I am pretty certain you will get the chance to "date" or whatever.

[Asuka_chan]

On 2003-08-25 18:20, LamerPanda wrote:
What, are you a torso or something?

You must lead the most TRAGIC LIFE ON EARTH.



Of course not.

[_J]

Seriously Auska, I will be proven right one day. When it happens just think back to this post. : )

[mimicr]

I don't get why you, _J, start arguments all the time.

[Asuka_chan]

Sure. You can say that not knowing anything about me.

[DarkShinjaru]

I thought _J said Asuka is one of the few who he wouldn't want to screw.

[_J]

Sure. You can say that not knowing anything about me.

I do know something about you, how you look and the nature of your online persona. : ) You will see one day.


I thought _J said Asuka is one of the few who he wouldn't want to screw.

Yep. I said I wouldn't go for anyone here, that includes her. And I'm not saying I would go for her, I am saying guys WILL sooner or later.

[mimicr]

that's probably not it

[DarkShinjaru]

I don't think Canada is too much like England or the US, holms.

[mimicr]

whos holms?
I do know a guy named holmes

[_J]

I don't think Canada is too much like England or the US, holms.

Males are pretty similar though. : ) Thanks for the tip though Watson.

[mimicr]

what?
I demand to know whats going on!!!!
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper2.gif

[polishedweasel]

FUCKING HELL!!!!
STOP HIJACKING THE WEASEL'S THREAD!!!! ALL CAPS ANOTHER IMPORTATN ANNOUNCEMENT!!


I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BASE....SO ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO THE WEASEL.

That is all....kthxbai...

and chill with the "I'm so ugly and insecure about myself talk"

[Obscenity]

I'm good-looking and your mom knows it.

[_J]

and chill with the "I'm so ugly and insecure about myself talk"


Yeah, any genuine post must freak you out.




I'm good-looking and your mom knows it.

*hehehehe*

[mimicr]

All your base are belong to him.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Obscenity]

All your mom are belong to me.

[mimicr]

lol
you are on your way to destruction.
you have no chance to survive, make your time

[Obscenity]

I'm on my way to your mom.

[mimicr]

lol
obscenity, you can always find a way to turn anyones posts into mom jokes.
all your base, base, base
all your base, are belong to us

[LamerPanda]

YEARS LATE

I SMITE YOU FOR YOUR UNTIMELINESS

...is that a word? I not, I decree it to be one anyway.

[mimicr]

this thread is a constanly changing topic
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[Obscenity]

If I ever make a thread, the topic will always be your mom.

[mimicr]

that one sucked. It wasn't that funny

[Obscenity]

Good. Maybe if I stop being so damn funny, people will stop trying to be like me.


Edit: I've also been awake since sometime Saturday afternoon. And it had nothing to do with your mom.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Obscenity on 2003-08-26 06:51 ]</font>

[mimicr]

good.
http://home.houston.rr.com/butto/hyper.gif

[Obscenity]

I was lying. It had everything to do with your mom.

[mimicr]

O_O
O_O
....
...
...
....
.....
......
.......
......
.....
....
...
O_O
O_O

[Trickstr]

http://www.madweasel.cjb.net
the weasels, hell yeah

[mimicr]

no
.
..
...
what?

[Monomate]

hehehe...CLEAR! *rescusitates thread*

ok...now that i have given it new life...i will hijack it and steer it where i want...

[mimicr]

what are you talking about?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-25 17:59, Asuka_chan wrote:


On 2003-08-25 17:45, _J wrote:

He is being honest about his desire to reproduce, just like every other animal/plant. Dark is right - you really are clueless.

@_@



*ahem* I hate to break it to you, but...no one would want to reproduce with me. Sorry if you didn't realize that.



what? huh? did i really read that!!!???!!!???!!! *reads again* yep...i did...ah...



hmmmmm...how to say this...

gah!!!!!!!!

once i get a flight to Canadia i'll show you someone who would want to reproduce with you.

i mean honestly.

i have fallen in love with your internet personality...(*stupid! stupid! stupid! you of all people should know that the internet changes everything!*) ah...hmmmmm...i mean really...i really like you because your nice, your funny, and you're smart (i can tell all this just from reading your posts, aren't i just a brilliant deductive detective? *no...you're an idiot...*). If only i lived in Canadia...but...alas......i can be content with just being totally obsessed with you over the internet...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


god...this is going to tear me to pieces...i really really really am loathe to say it, but _J is right...(good thing he's no longer around to see that...) i mean...all you gotta do is look to me and ya've found one. (and i STILL don't know what you look like...)

ah...that was rambling...but...rambling is what i do best...well...that and kissing...and...making people laugh their heads out their asses...(doesn't seem to work so well here...i get things across better in person because i can provide visuals...) ah well...more rambling...

woohoo! i hijacked a thread!

now i go b'bye!

[Monomate]

ok...that was stupid...

*note to self: don't do that again*

ok...that was eerie...

i was just thinking i'd gone too far when the song i was listening to said 'where am i to go now that i've gone too far?'

freaked the hell out of me...

ok...not that it's important or anything...



ok...don't do that again...got it...

[mimicr]

monomate, why do you obsess over asuka?

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-27 17:04, mimicr wrote:
monomate, why do you obsess over asuka?



i'm not really sure anymore...at first it was all fun and games, and it gave me something to do. now...it's different... dunno why...maybe i really AM completely infatuated with her...(scary!)

[mimicr]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
YOU REALLY DO LIKE ASUKA?!?!
I thought it was all a joke!
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-27 17:15, mimicr wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
YOU REALLY DO LIKE ASUKA?!?!
I thought it was all a joke!
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



that's how it all started...i was pissing off _J and keeping myself entertained. I guess i got in over my head...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[mimicr]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
now take my quiz. now!
or not

[Monomate]

took it!

btw...who do you and VolOpt hate? Dime? _J? Robantifast? Bradicus? Uncle_Bob?

[mimicr]

it's one of them....
he's in the list

[Monomate]

well...could you...narrow it down for me...

the list is there because those were the most likely for ya'll 2 to hate...all you've told me is that i'm basically right...

could ya narrow it down a little...?

[Monomate]

ok...got it...

Uncle_Bob...


i dunno...i don't mind him...i have really good experience in dealing with small children so, i understand people with speech impediments, thick accents, and slurred speech, and i can tolerate childlike behavior...it's one of my few useful talents...

that and making people laugh...

and the ability to write and speak incredibly articulately...

but...that's beside the point...

the point is Asuka at the least tolerates him, thus, i will too...














(man...i've got it bad...)

[mimicr]

You must REALLY
like her than :

[Monomate]

*sigh*

[mimicr]

>:-(

[Monomate]

i know


...i want her so bad it hurts...

[mimicr]

>:-)
like this?
*punches monomate in gut*

[Monomate]

u know...what's really really pathetic...is that i actually agreed with _J because of asuka...(i think that's in this thread actually...) which freaks me out because i personally can't stand _J, he's in the same line as sham and the others that constantly plague people like Shimarisu. but, well, i agreed with something _J said about asuka, so i've got it really really REALLY bad...

ok well...i'm just dripping nonsense at this point...senseless drivel like _J said...man...i've got it bad...

[mimicr]

chances of you and asuka together now,
1/4205502435297197652197435
...............
..............
...............
.....
.....
.....
times 2!

[Monomate]

really? that's a lot higher than i had thought...(i still have a chance!) lol

ahh...i either need a psychiatrist, or asuka.

[mimicr]

you know what?

I don't think we should post this where, asuka, or others at that, can access it.
...
...
...
...
This sucks.
Asuka will know your true feelings!!!!

[mimicr]

DELETE YOUR POSTS!!!!!

[Monomate]

yeah...that's kinda why i want to infiltrate Arkham, so that i can profess my endless love for asuka and no one but the mods will know...and if i pay them enough, they won't tell...hehehe...

lol

ah...i am so messed up...but i'm loving it...

[mimicr]

lol

[Monomate]

i foresee getting a PM from asuka tomorrow saying that she has an internet restraining order on me and that i am not to come within three websites of her...

lol

whoa...that was pretty good...internet restraining order...lol

i crack me up...

[mimicr]

yeah.

[Monomate]

still...i'm probably really freaking asuka out with all this...

ah well...it's the way i feel...can't really help that...
*true...but you don't have to post about it* shut up! you're always naysaying! always bringing me down like that! i hate you! why can't you be perfect like asuka? *because the reason i'm here is to totally ruin your entire life and all your dreams* ah...well...still!!! i love asuka better than you! i hate you! grrr... *you realize that she probably doesn't care that you even exist* my god! i know who you are! you're _J!!! *no...i'm you...you just don't know it yet, you're more like _J than you know...* NO!!! STOP IT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Asuka Help Me!!!

i don't like that person who calls himself me...he's false...he doesn't really exist...hmmmm...

oh welll...he can't stop me from obsessing over asuka...

[Monomate]

that was really stupid...

[Monomate]

i'm wondering what asuka's reaction to all this will be...

[Monomate]

On 2003-08-27 18:22, Monomate wrote:
i foresee getting a PM from asuka tomorrow saying that she has an internet restraining order on me and that i am not to come within three websites of her...

lol

whoa...that was pretty good...internet restraining order...lol

i crack me up...



i went back and read everything i'd posted today and this quote made me feel really good. it was the only pure genius i'd said all day, and that felt good. i actually made myself laugh...felt really good...now if only asuka were here...then i'd feel even better...

[mimicr]

On 2003-08-27 18:47, Monomate wrote:
still...i'm probably really freaking asuka out with all this...

ah well...it's the way i feel...can't really help that...
*true...but you don't have to post about it* shut up! you're always naysaying! always bringing me down like that! i hate you! why can't you be perfect like asuka? *because the reason i'm here is to totally ruin your entire life and all your dreams* ah...well...still!!! i love asuka better than you! i hate you! grrr... *you realize that she probably doesn't care that you even exist* my god! i know who you are! you're _J!!! *no...i'm you...you just don't know it yet, you're more like _J than you know...* NO!!! STOP IT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Asuka Help Me!!!

i don't like that person who calls himself me...he's false...he doesn't really exist...hmmmm...

oh welll...he can't stop me from obsessing over asuka...



you're creeping me out

[Monomate]

sorry...i do that...

lol

[mimicr]

let me guess...
because you like her so much?
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Those guys look funny

[Monomate]

ummm...no...

i do that because that's the way my brain works. i have people yelling at me in me head...mostly i ignore them...but...unfortunately...quite often they're right...*sigh* oh well...my problem...and i'll deal with it my own way...



...



i feel like those guys...lol
asuka's getting to me head!
lmao (as if she wasn't already in there...)

[mimicr]

I feel like that too...
that sugar I got today...
man It tasted funny...
http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/1279.gif
*sings mario theme song*
http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/1244.gif

[Monomate]

we're crazy ya know...

[mimicr]

ya. I know....
IT'S THE SUGAR MAN!!!!!
szlvzrlitvmljr,tcjrtlv,mzrvt,
aqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqqaqa
nnnn n nn n nn n n nn
O_O >_> <_< >_< <_> >><_><>__<_><_><<<

[Gestiv]

... Holy crap, you're in it deep now. O_O

... Maybe this means I should stop hitting on Lamer...?

... Don't answer that! At least then I'd have somebody to love... even if they didn' love me back, it's still just what I need right now!

...

... I know too many older women. That used to be good...

[mimicr]

I don't uderstand.
who are you arguing with?

[Gestiv]

I'm arguing with someone?

[mimicr]

sounds like you're argueing with voices in your head.
like monomate!

[Monomate]

ok...i'm back...
i was gone for about half an hour while a burned a CD for me bro...what happened...apparently not much...

i know how ya feel gestiv (i think that's gestiv...avatar's gestiv's...) gotta have somebody to focus all your thoughts into...

[mimicr]

Focus your thoughts, and all will be clear...
...
that was weird

[Kadavreski]

fresh kills is mine as far as the internet explorer can see

[DarkShinjaru]

I use Opera so you're out of luck, holms.

Quit with the ...'s, they make you look foolish and people may say "OMG HE R DEPRESSED!" Really not necessary.

[mimicr]

right...
yeah....

[Kadavreski]

IPWNZU

[mimicr]

no you don't

[Kadavreski]

not you the topic!

[mimicr]

no you don't

[Kadavreski]

ok.your right.

[mimicr]

no you don't