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KodiaX987
Aug 26, 2003, 10:52 AM
1 - Extremist Clause
The hero is either unusually powerful, or unusually insignificant.

2 - Heritage Clause
The hero is born with a special ability unique to him, which has been passed down his family from generation to generation.

3 - Grudge Match Clause
The hero always finds a way to combine "final showdown" with "settling the score". Seems revenge is one helluva motivator!

4 - Galactic Empire Clause
The adventure will be mainly set in a tyrannical country, or a paradise on earth but with unbelievable amounts of corruption.

5 - Hulk Clause
If a character develops a mutation during the story, it's always for the worse.

6 - Sailor Moon Clause
If a character develops a mutation before the story, it's always for the better.

7 - Potty Mouth Clause
The characters either swear way too much, or not at all.

8 - Dr. Strangelove Clause
Unless the hero saves the day, the whole darn planet is doomed to be blown up to smithereens.

9 - Shakespeare Clause
Evil guys tend to speak in a very eloquent, but very uninspired style.

10 - Dungeons & Dragons Clause
Medieval adventures mean the characters will use the word "shall" more than anything else.

11 - Erotic Fantasy Clause
Women-oriented combat clothes are extra-skimpy, but no one seems to mind.

12 - Invincible Girl Clause
The woman in the skimpy suit will last longer in battle than the tough soldier in full armor.

13 - Oh My Goddess Clause
The hero's girlfriend somehow happens to be an ultra-powerful queen, politician, sorceress, or whatever else that can basically kill the bad guy just by touching it. But we all learn about it at the last minute.

14 - Tragic Moment Clause
The girlfriend mentioned above will die.

15 - Divorce Court Clause
If the hero is a heroine, she will either have no boyfriend, will have broken up with her boyfriend, will have divorced from her boyfriend, or will have a dead boyfriend.

16 - Bait Clause
Some important good guy will always fall for the evil corruption and turn against the hero.

17 - Mystic Voyage Clause
The hero will spend a brief time in some ultra-perfected place where everyone is happy and everything works the way it should.

18 - Dr. Evil Clause
The bad guy often has no motive other than destroy just to destroy.

19 - Mad Scientist Clause
If there is a lab accident, it's always because of some wacky personnel member who went nuts or stupid all of a sudden.

20 - Leet Haxor Clause
Attempts to break into a computer security system always succeed, no matter how tough the security is.

21 - Darth Vader Clause
The evil guy has an unbelievably bad character and has a tendency to kill his own allies.

22 - Dark Backstory Clause
The hero has a weird or unusual background.

23 - Zulu Clause
The good guys always have sucky weapons compared to the bad guys.

24 - Signature Color Clause
The bad guys use red stuff; red lasers, red badges, red logos, red dragons, anything that can be painted red will be painted red.

25 - Angelic Savior Clause
When all seems lost, one character will suddenly do something no one has ever seen before and save the whole team.

26 - Like Father Like Son Clause
If the evil guy gets killed, someone is just waiting to take over the power and start wreaking havoc too.

27 - Ricer Clause
Car chases will always happen in cars made for it: Ferraris, upgraded Hondas, police chasers, sports cars and motorcycles. Never seen a chase featuring a Buick Century, no sir...

HUnewearl_Meira
Aug 26, 2003, 12:14 PM
Wow... Amazingly enough... Which... Makes me kinda happy... Though I shave fairly close on a few of those... Nothing I have planned for the Recollection Saga, or have already written really pegs on anything on this list; albeit, there is ONE thing that does come rather close to one item on the list... Which, of course, I won't disclose at this time. Heh, actually, something I have planned for the next chapter of The Recollection of Crankshaft flat out defies one item on the list... YEAH! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/whip.gif

BOC
Aug 26, 2003, 01:59 PM
true, very true.

but most of these cliches apply to just about every story, book, film and game in creation.

PEACE!!!

Sunblast
Aug 26, 2003, 03:55 PM
LOL, it's so true! A story always has most of those. But what's wrong with the Signature Color? I like purple. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Smile
Aug 26, 2003, 04:52 PM
12 - Invincible Girl Clause
The woman in the skimpy suit will last longer in battle than the tough soldier in full armor.

A tank top, skirt and panties offers much more protection than you would think.

Sagasu
Aug 26, 2003, 05:00 PM
18 - Dr. Evil Clause
The bad guy often has no motive other than destroy just to destroy.

This is what upsets me the most, I have a problem with what you say, you have not read every fan-fic, so untill you have your opinion here is out of place. Yet thats my opinion against yours....

KodiaX987
Aug 27, 2003, 11:09 AM
You know I'm generalizing. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif Of course not every cliche is going to be stamped on every fic. But hey. At least I'm givin' a laugh to some people. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Logical2u
Aug 27, 2003, 11:12 AM
Man, almost everyone one of those cliches fits one book, movie, tv show or video game...

but they are still funny! *goes and rewrites entire story*

mr_rubbish
Aug 27, 2003, 12:58 PM
there are bilions of stories out there, but if they don't posses at least one of those cliches then no one will care about them...
personally i aim to have all my stories hit double digits on those "rules" just incase http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
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Holy crap you wrote a NOVEL!


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KodiaX987
Aug 27, 2003, 01:12 PM
O.O

Say what what in the what what?

A novel?!!

mr_rubbish
Aug 27, 2003, 03:06 PM
in your sig... you have a link to a story and its gigantic, thats all



On 2003-08-27 11:12, KodiaX987 wrote:
O.O

Say what what in the what what?

A novel?!!

KodiaX987
Aug 27, 2003, 03:57 PM
Check my profile; there's even a precursor just as long! XD

Moo2u
Aug 27, 2003, 04:23 PM
Speaking of which Kodia, we never finished TFFOMP. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

M_BlackHawk
Aug 27, 2003, 07:58 PM
On 2003-08-27 14:23, Moo2u wrote:
Speaking of which Kodia, we never finished TFFOMP. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif



lol! I was just about to bring that up, Moo2u..thanks for beating me to the punch.

later

M_BlackHawk

Sharkyland
Aug 27, 2003, 08:11 PM
What can I say... I'm a cliched type of guy... heh, what we learn is what we have been taught though to be different is to be yourself and set on a new path.

KodiaX987
Aug 28, 2003, 08:57 AM
On 2003-08-27 14:23, Moo2u wrote:
Speaking of which Kodia, we never finished TFFOMP. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif



Heh... I guess the first two episodes will make for some already kickass adventures. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif Novelizing the spiel will be a piece of cake.

Hikosaka
Aug 28, 2003, 03:07 PM
It'd be nice to finish up that last part, though maybe we'd just have to start it over again. I think the last attempt lost steam because it started getting too complicated, with the characters all going in different directions.

SlashEdgewind
Aug 28, 2003, 04:32 PM
although alot of those are true of alot of fanfics and books and things, would you really like to play a game or read a book or fanfic where the character has no interesting backstory, or can just easily destroy everything, or the characters have wierd quirks like the color thing? I don't think so

Slash

KodiaX987
Aug 28, 2003, 04:37 PM
Yes, you can... Providing it's a comedy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif Anyways. If there's a thing that can be done differently, well, I'll find a way to do it!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif