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Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:08 PM
Yes, I used to be a pansy, pussy, wussy, etc. USED to! Now...I am "meh":

I went to Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, a mediocre waterpark. If any users from Southern California are reading this, heed my warning: IT. IS. SMALL. Go to Raging Waters.

I made the first wise decision all day to go off on my own throughout the park, leaving my 'rents and a borrowed brat (read: my mom's friend's kid) in the kiddy pool. First thing I went for was a waterslide.

There were three slides, two of which were pretty fast and direct (one had a slopes, the other had a wavy thing going). I took on what could be the most entertaining of the three, which had its twists and turns.

So I go up, and I actually could hear my heart beating. I sat at the top of the slide, and when they gave me the word, I went in.

Crap. It was going to be dark the whole way down.

No, I didn't freak out. I had my eyes closed (which I'm sure would be considered daring for anybody on their first time on such a thing), and I crossed my ankles and arms (so you do not sprain yourself). But there's one more thing they left out:

Keep your head up.

I hit my head twice and I pulled a muscle on my neck. It was below-moderate pain, so it could've been shaken off. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Then I went on other slides, one where it is required on an inner tube (meh), and another where a group gets on a raft. On this raft I ended up with a happy couple, but I sat on the wrong edge. The lucky lovey doveys were able to get swung up in the air. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Probably the last thing anybody would get their kicks would be this pool where the deep end is 6 feet deep. Now, there'z this strange security measure where people are kicked out of it for 15 minutes per hour. I have no idea why it's so long. Anywho, before their time is up, the pool is thrashed with waves that can get you knocked about pretty good if you're not careful. Fun.

And thus, ended my time at Six Flags. Still haven't taken a shower to get that chlorine smell off me. I'm just too damn tired, especially with the trip to a nearby shopping center with a Toys R Us and Wal Mart.

I came back...as a 17-year old nut. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


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DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:12 PM
Exactly..

Bit
Aug 26, 2003, 11:12 PM
If you ever get the chance in Florida, go to Blizzard Beach. They have the biggest water slide I've ever seen in my life.

It looks like your going to die, if you down it, seriously. It is high.

>_>

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:15 PM
I dislike water parks, too many children. Me+loud places= not good mix.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:17 PM
On 2003-08-26 21:15, DarkShinjaru wrote:
I dislike water parks, too many children. Me+loud places= not good mix.



Actually, where I went, I never felt my testosterone flowing through my body so much before.

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:21 PM
Yep...

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:22 PM
Oh, you're 17.


Cool.


Hope you didn't get your bra wet.

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:23 PM
Lmao.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:24 PM
The slide got my knickers in a knot. >..<

What bra? Those cup-ped devices? I wear them on my head.

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:26 PM
Were there any pokemon?

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:28 PM
On 2003-08-26 21:24, Reenee wrote:
The slide got my knickers in a knot. >..<

What bra? Those cup-ped devices? I wear them on my head.



I wear em on my nuts, they're so heavy I just need the extra support.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:29 PM
@Shinjaru: You're killing it, man. STUF.

Edited 'cause Dime's marble restraint keeps falling off, making him impatient.

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DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:30 PM
You brought it upon yourself, lol. Noone else is replying.

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:30 PM
Heh, I'm sure you'd like to STUF a lot of things. Like fudge.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:33 PM
*reads Dime's post*

I'd like to "shut the up f*ck* a lot of things.


*stares*


*slowly* Yeeeeeesssss...

I shall adopt a hamster and name him Pepsi.

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:37 PM
On 2003-08-26 21:33, Reenee wrote:
*reads Dime's post*

I'd like to "shut the up f*ck* a lot of things.


*stares*


*slowly* Yeeeeeesssss...

I shall adopt a hamster and name him Pepsi.



Aw, you're just a little girl at heart!

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:41 PM
Or Crazed Perverted Intelligent Femenine Maniac.

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:42 PM
I'd agree with the first choice.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:43 PM
Fine by me.

*plainly meows*

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:44 PM
You just don't learn, lad.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:47 PM
To each their own, pervert.

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:47 PM
Fucking christ, tell me he didn't just meow...

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:50 PM
Urge rising..mods gathering..

Dime
Aug 26, 2003, 11:50 PM
Argh, damnit reenee...stop breathing!

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:52 PM
Or stop being so inverted.

Reenee
Aug 26, 2003, 11:53 PM
Cripes. And Dime called _J a wussy.

Nice move, slugabed.

DarkShinjaru
Aug 26, 2003, 11:55 PM
Nice retaliation, flippy.

Asuka_chan
Aug 27, 2003, 08:39 AM
On 2003-08-26 21:12, Bit wrote:
If you ever get the chance in Florida, go to Blizzard Beach. They have the biggest water slide I've ever seen in my life.

It looks like your going to die, if you down it, seriously. It is high.

>_>



I'm going to Florida in September! ^^ I'll be sure to find that waterslide. ^^