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Ambrai
03-28-2001, 09:01 PM
Allow me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Cheaters's many homicidal attributes. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that Cheaters doesn't care about freedom, as it can neither sell it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to it. Cheaters asserts that the laws of nature don't apply to it. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie.

Cheaters says that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. Yet it also wants to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its contrivances. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask, because its methods are much subtler now than ever before. It is more adept at hidden mind control and its techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. All I can tell you is what matters to me: If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Cheaters's activities, one is promptly condemned as scummy, soulless, superstitious, or whatever epithet Cheaters deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Particularly telling is the way that like a verbal magician, Cheaters knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak.

So maybe we must hold not only Cheaters, but also Cheaters's lieutenants, accountable for their lazy stances. Big deal. What's more important is that Cheaters's hired goons all look like Cheaters, think like Cheaters, act like Cheaters, and hijack the word "disadvantageousness" and use it to pit people against each other, just like Cheaters does. And all this in the name of -- let me see if I can get their propaganda straight -- brotherhood and service. Ha!

Look at what's happened since Cheaters first ordered its legates to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness: Views once considered unforgiving are now considered ordinary. Views once considered snivelling are now considered perfectly normal. And the most morally repugnant of Cheaters's views are now seen as gospel by legions of disruptive, resentful bums. I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Cheaters. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I clean up the country and get it back on course again.

No matter how bad you think Cheaters's hatchet jobs are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. Although Cheaters has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that it did anything illegal, it doesn't want us to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of ageism. We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Cheaters. Sorry for babbling so much, but I take seriously the view that letting catty, annoying prevaricators clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought is unthinkable.

Ambrai
03-28-2001, 09:21 PM
My complaint about Ambrai X`Viento
Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Ambrai X`Viento would prevent the real problems from being solved. And now that she has, we must indeed lift the fog from Ambrai's thinking. To get right down to it, Ambrai truly believes that her mistakes are always someone else's fault. I hope you realize that that's just an unruly pipe dream from a gloomy pipe, and that in the real world, Ambrai will probably respond to this letter just like she responds to all criticism. She will put me down as "ignorant" or "pestiferous". That's her standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about her except the most fawning praise. Griping about Ambrai will not make her stop trying to up the ante considerably. But even if it did, she would just find some other way to pander to insane wimps. As our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the types of people Ambrai preys upon.

I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that she is up to, the more shocking things, things like how she wants to inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but she maintains that she is known for her sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. Perhaps it would be best for her to awaken from her delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that I frequently talk about how it appears that, for her, "open-mindedness" isn't a policy or a belief, but a flag to wave when she feels like it, and one to hide when it doesn't suit her purposes. I would drop the subject, except that I can really suggest how she ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with Ambrai herself. Ambrai proclaims at every opportunity that she'd never empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will doubtlessly find that last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Ambrai that she, who has posed as Savior of the World, is nothing else but the world's seducer, its destroyer, its incendiary, and its executioner. As I expected, Ambrai was unconvinced. I would like to digress here. Allow me to explain. I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that I once told Ambrai that she is a card-carrying member of the Hypocrisy Club. How did she respond to that? She proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that Ambrai uses good motives as a cover for evil ones. But there's the rub; there are three fairly obvious problems with Ambrai's snow jobs, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to summon up the courage to oppose our human vices wherever they may be found -- arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on. First, Ambrai doesn't know the difference between right and wrong. Second, Ambrai knows perfectly well that her principles are in conflict with accepted morality. And third, she has gotten away with so much for so long that she's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a woman without any sense of limits could desire to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals.

It is certainly the height of ironies that there is still hope for our society, real hope -- not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of the most unprofessional crybabies you'll ever see, but the hope that makes you eager to condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who scar little children's self-image. Is it not positively the distinguishing feature of Ambrai's methods of interpretation to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of Ambrai's co-conspirators to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant? We need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Ambrai. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that in public, Ambrai vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, Ambrai never fails to cast ordinary consumption and investment decisions in the light of high religious purpose. No one can claim to know the specific source of her bromides, but I should note that she argues that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to keep essential documents hidden from the public until they become politically moot. To maintain this thesis, Ambrai naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which she does by the desperate expedient of claiming that she is omnipotent. In the end, whenever Ambrai X`Viento finds herself confronted by the law, she insists it needs reforming.

Gericault
03-28-2001, 09:34 PM
I see someone knows how to imp on a messageboard. Congratulations, sparky! A winner is you. However, every single point you attempted to make in that long, boring rant is completely and totally invalidated by the fact that you lack the scrotes to put a name by those views. So sorry.

Manifest
03-28-2001, 09:35 PM
shouldnt this be moved to the rants forum?

Omege12
03-28-2001, 10:05 PM
You guys, be nice for once.
Anyway, very true Ambrai. But in life there will always be cheaters, in everything. We just have to adapt to get around them.
Peace.

Ambrai
03-28-2001, 10:26 PM
ROFLMAO

first off I called what manifest would post.

Second I dont believe you read the entire thing O. hehe this is a joke, a complaint generator. Heres the link, have fun http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_cool.gif

www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint (http://www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint)

Acel
03-29-2001, 10:06 AM
Yeah. Knew about that right from the start http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Ps: complain generators rock. heh

Oronis
03-29-2001, 11:36 AM
I'm suprised no one noticed this is from the complaint generator lol