New and Improved!

[Monomate]

It's Monomate v.2! All new! (except for the old parts!) The new and improved Monomate no longer obsesses day and night over Asuka_chan! We used breakthrough technology to bring you the latest in new and improved Monomates! Buy one today!

[Allos]

*Sees the brand new monomates on store shelves*

*Knocks them all to the floor*

[Monomate]

WHAT!?!?!?!?! You don't like the new and improved Monomate?

But our survey of random people we call consumers clearly says that 4 out of every 200 people prefer the new and improved Monomate (and the other 196 are all Americans!)

How can this be?!?!?

[mimicr]

cool...
non-obsessant...

[Asuka_chan]

Yeah! No more obsessiveness!

[mimicr]

new monomate=http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/b/coolgleam.gif

[Uncle_bob]

Is it potty trained and able to give rubbies?

[Uncle_bob]

;o

[Asuka_chan]

Probably. Maybe it even enjoys it ^~

[Asuka_chan]

^^" uh-huh

[Uncle_bob]

Voip.

[Uncle_bob]

VOIP!

[Asuka_chan]

Wha?

[Asuka_chan]

I don't get it.

[Uncle_bob]

Neither do I, want a football?

[Asuka_chan]

Sure! *throws the football and Uncle_bob and knocks him out*

[Mixfortune]

Wait! N&I Monomate took HP from me when I ingested it...
stupid transportive oils...

[Symbios]

I doubt the new version will work, you are too dumb to stop typing idiotic things.

Btw asuka you realise you are the new president of fresh kills lol

[Shadow82]

How does it feel to be the first female AND Canadian(jk!) president?You could always be the First Lady of the Landfill.*shrugs*

[prismsub5]

*buys 10 N&I monomates* (there were sold out in the green shop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif )

[Kizaragu]

I dunno if this Monomate will be any better.
It still suffers graphical flaws, B/glitches alot and still suffers from slow connection/Mental speeds.

Wow I hope that didn't sound as lame I think it did.

[mimicr]

N&I=http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/w/thumbs.gif

[RavenTW]

On 2003-09-11 18:42, Uncle_bob wrote:
VOIP!



Christen, you look burnt, or dead.

[Uncle_bob]

ARROWED!

[Symbios]

glitch found: monomate starts to drain life after you use it, lol
change to version 1.2!!!

[Symbios]

glitch found: monomate starts to drain life after you use it, lol
change to version 1.2!!!

[Shattered_weasel]

but you are in my heads so how did you get an upgrade

[Bradicus]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:u5OnjQvxEK0C:pscave.com/pso/images/monomate.gif http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:7R094yt6UHUC:sebi.cyte.de/interfacebilder/new.jpg
....

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:V4kInkLUWREC:pscave.com/pso/images/trimate.gif ?

[mimicr]

On 2003-09-12 17:24, Bradicus wrote:
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:u5OnjQvxEK0C:pscave.com/pso/images/monomate.gif http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:7R094yt6UHUC:sebi.cyte.de/interfacebilder/new.jpg
....

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:V4kInkLUWREC:pscave.com/pso/images/trimate.gif ?


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
ROFL!
LMAO!
JXMKEUA!
...
so...

monomate+improvement=trimate?

[Bradicus]

makes sense... have you ever seen a trimate hit on asuka_chan?

[mimicr]

LOL!!!

[RavenTW]

On 2003-09-12 16:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
ARROWED!



OW! My skin!

[Monomate]

whoa...more replies than i expected...btw...i'm back from R&D testing...
(that's Research and Development...)

[Bradicus]

and?

[Monomate]

nothing...just...pants...

[Bradicus]

*burns pants*
does this mean you are now nothing...? IMPROVEMENT AT LAST!!!

oh i am so witty

[Monomate]

clever...

but no...

*gives more pants to bradicus to burn*

[Bradicus]

*glares*
it is my JOB... i dont do it for fun... jeebers!
*burns em anyway*

[Monomate]

DTPA...i'd join...but...i like pants...(combat boots look really stupid with shorts...)

[Symbios]

monomates cant hit on asuka, only monofluids http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif

[Bradicus]

it was agreed that no one will ever speak of that again UNDER PUNISHMENT OF TORTURE!!!!

[Symbios]

Its forbidden to torture me, im the vp!!!

[Bradicus]

Mods dont care what you are, they will eat you whole anyway.... who would want to be VP of FK anyway... everyone hates it...

[Symbios]

does that mean asuka hates herself!?!?!?