Kadavreski
Sep 14, 2003, 07:11 AM
Tell us what you need. We'll tell you how to live without it.
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DON'T PANIC! It's too late for that anyway...
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Quick! Put this URL on milk cartons everywhere!
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We don't understand...it was here just a minute ago.
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Would the person who took this URL please leave it here?
No questions will be asked.
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Send us a bag of small unmarked bills or this URL *stays* missing.
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This URL was last seen in a Florida Ballot Box.
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Note the date and time. You will be called as a witness.
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The requested page has been confiscated by the FBI.
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This page is no longer available. Modify rolled it up and smoked it.
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This page is no longer available. Cancer Omega ground it up and brewed it.
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This page is no longer available. It burned up upon re-entry.
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This page is no longer available. Punkis couldn't find the toilet paper...
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This page is intentionally missing in the interests of National Security.
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This page was granted a pardon by the last President and was free to go.
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We know nothing! Noooothing!
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There's no page here. Move along.
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00110100 00110000 00110100
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If you are seeing this page, one of us screwed the pooch.
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four oh four .. oh oh four oh oh OH OH OOOH OOOOOH! (Sorry, it excites me)
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If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
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Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.
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'I remember when the Internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
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Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens.
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This page has been voted off the Internet.
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Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.
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This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes.
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Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!
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If at first you don't succeed, type, type again.
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If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now.
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If we had a nickel for each time someone typed an incorrect URL, we'd have a shitload of nickels.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You lost my URL. Prepare to die.
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for each time Internet Explorer screwed up...wait a second, he does.
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Being a webmaster is like having a hundred dollars shoved up your ass...a nickel at a time.
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In my day, we had to wade the Internet!
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THIS SPACE FOR RENT.
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This page committed seppuku.
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Core dumped. (Your fault)
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Houston, we have an error.
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This error message is umop episdn.
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Another 404 junkie here for a fix!
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hahahahahaha look at them go
(not by me,another site)
--
DON'T PANIC! It's too late for that anyway...
--
Quick! Put this URL on milk cartons everywhere!
--
We don't understand...it was here just a minute ago.
--
Would the person who took this URL please leave it here?
No questions will be asked.
--
Send us a bag of small unmarked bills or this URL *stays* missing.
--
This URL was last seen in a Florida Ballot Box.
--
Note the date and time. You will be called as a witness.
--
The requested page has been confiscated by the FBI.
--
This page is no longer available. Modify rolled it up and smoked it.
--
This page is no longer available. Cancer Omega ground it up and brewed it.
--
This page is no longer available. It burned up upon re-entry.
--
This page is no longer available. Punkis couldn't find the toilet paper...
--
This page is intentionally missing in the interests of National Security.
--
This page was granted a pardon by the last President and was free to go.
--
We know nothing! Noooothing!
--
There's no page here. Move along.
--
00110100 00110000 00110100
--
If you are seeing this page, one of us screwed the pooch.
--
four oh four .. oh oh four oh oh OH OH OOOH OOOOOH! (Sorry, it excites me)
--
If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
--
Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.
--
'I remember when the Internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
--
Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens.
--
This page has been voted off the Internet.
--
Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.
--
This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes.
--
Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!
--
If at first you don't succeed, type, type again.
--
If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now.
--
If we had a nickel for each time someone typed an incorrect URL, we'd have a shitload of nickels.
--
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You lost my URL. Prepare to die.
--
If Bill Gates had a nickel for each time Internet Explorer screwed up...wait a second, he does.
--
Being a webmaster is like having a hundred dollars shoved up your ass...a nickel at a time.
--
In my day, we had to wade the Internet!
--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT.
--
This page committed seppuku.
--
Core dumped. (Your fault)
--
Houston, we have an error.
--
This error message is umop episdn.
--
Another 404 junkie here for a fix!
--
hahahahahaha look at them go
(not by me,another site)