Choose ur pwn adventure!!!!!!!!!

[Bradicus]

It was oxy-fest in the land of prance. This was the one day of the year that the prancians celebrated oxygen, and what it has done for them. Bradicus was in a particularly bad mood today, as he would be delivering the annual speech on how great oxygen is. The problem was that brad had no idea what to talk about! No matter how hard he racked his brain, not a single idea popped into his pumpkin! He decided that it would be best to take a walk to clear his mind.
The street was full of poeple on this oxy-fest-a-ween-mas-eve day, and the city looked great! Suddenly, Bradicus spotted that "dude ur gettin a dell" guy...

choose your onw adventure!
should you...
A) smash him in the face with a tire iron
2) ponder
or
B) bash in his knee caps with a hammer
or possibly even...
C) Challenge him to a dance off!!!!

[Uncle_bob]

A, and that's my final answer.

[Bradicus]

With a satisfied grin, you pull the bloody instrument from the evil mascots ruined face... something is glittering on the end of it
*you recieved the key of light*
After one final kick to the mancenter, you totter away.
then it hits you....
as you gain conciousness, a quick survey of the room reveals that you are blindfolded. A high pitched voice speaks close to your ear
"Cancel Oxy-fest if you know whats good for you"

Ch00se yo pwn thingy!!!!
A) tell the commie bastard nothing
B)Shat yo self
C)press down, right fierce to use Haduken

[Uncle_bob]

A!

[Allos]

I choose D.Richard Nixon. If I can't choose that then I pick E.The Korean War.

[Bradicus]

Ripping off the blindfold you yell,
"I aint sayin sh!t ya commie bastard"
in front of you is a clown in checkered clothing that is tattered beyond repair... A memory from childhood reveals him to be checkers the clown.
Suddenly, he yells "For lord Helion!!!" and swallows a giant novelty Cyanide capsule.

U Know teh drill
A) kick him in the nuts
B) Clown CPR (smack him in th chest with a novelty hammer)
C) Flip off his corpse and walk away

[Shattered_weasel]

C....all the way

[DarkShinjaru]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom, mushroom.

[Bradicus]

Flipping off the corpse, you turn around muttering
"badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom"
You wonder who this "Lord Helion" could be. that is then that you realize you are on a giant inflatable doll, two miles off the ground. A figure is sitting in the crater-like navel.
"who da fook are you?"
you yell. Slowly, the man rizes. he appears to have a giant safety pin in his belt.
"I am the sworn enemy of the Evil Lord Helion, master of helium. They call me the popper!"
Pulling the pin out of his belt, he raises it above his head.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
you yell
"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
he replies
"WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
you ask
"BECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSEEEEE"
he responds.
it was too late, he had alread driven his pin into the rubber skin of the derigible. The secs toy whizzed back and forth in the air in a cartoony fasion, untill it landed at the base of a mountain.
"I must find and destroy lord helion before he can ruin Oxy-fest!" the stranger said

Choose-izzil your own adventure-izzo
A) follow him
B)go your own way
C)Stop for a crap, and catch up later

[Kizaragu]

er.... C.

[Bradicus]

AH! sweet relief! (+1schmillion life points). After a quick jog, you manage to catch up with the popper. It appears that he has gotten into some trouble already. He is surrounded by what appears to be a small army of balloon animals (cant tell if they are dogs or lions) You rush into the frey just in time to save him, but just as you dusted off your clothes,and started wondering who sent the inflatable dogs/lions/girrafes/sausages a bizzar voice yells
"VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
"crispy crap" you mutter, but it is too late. It
appears that Ah'nold will be your next challenge
http://www.uta-arnold.de/arnold.jpg

BETTING BEGINS!!!
A) impail him with a steam pipe
B) Drop him off a cliff
C) Run away

[Uncle_bob]

Can I offer him some pie?

[JohanCC]

A!

[Uncle_bob]

On second thought, I'd just vote for him to be the Governor/Governator.

[Bradicus]

As you returned to the popper, he asked
"what happened to Ah'nold?"
"He had to let off some steam"
you replied
After looking at you in a peculiar way, the popper said "this is mount helious, the stonghold of lord helion... if you wish to join me, you may"
With that, he began to walk away briskly. Sighing to yourself, you follow. Oxy-fest was your responsibility after all.
Tune in next ime for chapter 2 "The Prince, and the Popper"

[Uncle_bob]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif When's new chapter?

[Bradicus]

Chapter 2: the prince and the popper

You stand at the gateway to the evil lord helios' lair, atop mount Cantthinkofaclevername. You think to yourself "hey, choose your own adventure books dont have chapters" but then of course, choose your own adventure books dont have this either...
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:B0tqQhZ1fscC:dfung.com/ambush/images/corine/retard.jpg
nodding to yourself, you push on.

You pass several highschool youths taking hits of helium, a few have even overdosed.
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:3Z21__tHkeoC:www.vaxcave.com/destefan/album/School%2520Misc/School%2520-%2520Zim%2520Passed%2520Out%25201_Lg.jpg
A tear springs into your eye. You vowed to yourself that Helios would pay for his crimes.
Gaurding a large door, is a particularly mean posse of clowns
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:SISXRzJ4NyIC:cashu.tripod.com/cashu14.jpg
well... they were not exactly mean, but they were in your way...

Its that magical time again kiddies!
A) you are pissed off and want to hurt something
B) go take a hit of "H"
C) Leave the clowns alone (Boooo)
D) kick em in the shins and run past

[Blanks]

D. Go for the shins!

[Bradicus]

The clowns whent down pretty fast, and kicking something in the shins definitely made you feel better. The popper only looked at you with one eyebrow raised, and asked if you had older siblings. As you pass through the door, you realize that you have been turned 2 dimentional. The floor seems to be made up of poorly animated blocks, seperated by pools of lava that look like tomato soup. As you walk forwards, a large object falls on your head...
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:GvP_KWhWo08C:www.frazled.com/~danny/jpg/thwomp.jpg
You have been thwomped! Luckaly, you had another life, but it was obvious that from now on, you should be more careful.

get huked on foniks!!!
A) pick up a mushroom to gain health
B) collects some coins to gain health
C) pull over and pick up a hooker to gain health??? 0_o

[Uncle_bob]

I'd go with A, Uncle has recently aquired a taste for mushrooms.

[Captain_Bob]

If there is a lot of coins, GO FOR B! If not, GO FOR C!!!

[Bradicus]

Sighing, you drive by the hooker... oh well, at least you got a mushroom... although, after you ate it, you had this messed up dream, where you grew four feet, and started jumping on turtles 0_o .
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:Ur38wIes8FgC:www.lemon.com.br/collection/softimages/jogos-spmario.jpg

After waking up (you think...) everything was back in three dimention, and in technicolour to boot!
It appears that you have reached the door of Lord Helios' chaimbers.
Bashing down the door, you and the Popper strike a pose worthy of any marvel comic (not including spiderman's trippy contortionest poses)
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:4crVallZ1bkC:www.screensavershot.com/animation/spiderman.jpg

The interior of the room seems to be one of those bouncy things at faires, and it is a struggle not to bouce off of the walls. In the center, is a large inflatable chair (you know those things that were the Shiznit for all of a year.... hehehehe... Shiznit....)
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:pXkroq6eDGUC:www.promotionsforyou.com/IMAGES/INFLATABLE_CHAIR.JPG
And on it sat a little man dressed in pitch black, and a mask covering his face. "I see you have finally made it Popper" he squeaked in the chipmonk voice of a helium addict "and you brought company!" Before either of you could respond, Helios pushed a large inflatable button next to his throne (which made a comic squeak like those hammers you win from midway games). Imediately, the room started to quake like jello. Your eyes bulged with shock as the entire room broke free from the mountain. It appeared that helios would get away, untill......

A) You whip out yo smooth pimpmobile
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:nEqS0BR0-b0C:www.ccccinc.org/1959%2520cadillac.jpg
B) Up up and away!!!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:-gkzCxVWZJMC:www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/Up_Up_and_Away.jpg
C) Fugu balloon!!!!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:5Afs0o37rPQC:www.worth1000.com/posts/image/19749_w.jpg

[Shattered_weasel]

definitely pimpmobile

[Bradicus]

With your pimpmobile's huge pneumatics, you manage to bounce up to the level of helios' flying bouncy funhous thingy.
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:i2URGchJyx4C:www.nopi.com/nn2002/hydraulics/Cool_Cars_Orange_PU_01_Balanced_on_tail_copy.jpg
(think this but way higher)

It appears that helios was not alone in his escape; his two remaining body gaurds still stand between you and him... Its that devilishly tasty cooking duo!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:CHqcgNMTilEC:www.saveur.com/get_picture/1,1049,40021920,00.gif

and

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:RZ8pBdxTl0YC:www.epier.com/stores/jazzejunque/images/uncle.jpg

As surprised as you were that your own aunt and uncle would betray you, the fight was enevitable inevitable unavoidable

Edit- oops... premature posting... i swear it never happens...

After a light battle, the two combine into some sort of rice-syrop combo, both horribly bland and sickeningly sweet.

How to defeat such a monster?!?!?!?
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:5imQtaczijgC:www.rit.edu/~aed8320/images/blob.jpg

A) Celine Dion *shudder* if that bitch cant kill it, nothing can!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:-F2mC3giwB0C:www.minke.com/plays/images/alien1.jpg

B) Hadouken!!!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:D7zagwpd8y8C:www.joeeigo.com/images/hadouken.gif

C) Double deuce!!!!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:Ofz5mV3xnLkC:www.operationsombrero.co m/forums/images/avatars/a7b50cc93db6fbefb8640.jpg

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Bradicus on 2003-09-19 21:59 ]</font>

[mimicr]

HADUKEN!
HADUKEN!
HADUKEN!
HADUKEN!
HADUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Allos]

Oh, it's you mimicr. We were all sad that you were gone, weren't we guys?

[mimicr]

On 2003-09-20 06:15, Allos wrote:
Oh, it's you mimicr. We were all sad that you were gone, weren't we guys?



I can tell you're lying...
well...
not really but yeah...