Ultimate Quiz of Total Accuracy

[Cynosure_Zen]

These online quizzes you see, they're meaningless. The data you input is worthless, and the results have no bearing on you at all. It is rubbish. That's why we here at LabCorpTecMax have developed a new and visionary online quiz system, one guaranteed to provide true and accurate insight into what you really are, deep inside. Just answer the following questions to the best of your ability, and together we'll discover the filthy secrets hiding deep inside your cadaverous heart.



1. What does the monkey represent?

2. Why are rocks?

3. Flag on the moon, how did it get there?

4. What is the punishment for two-timing in this state?

5. Do you like bagels?

6. Where did I leave that damned thing?

7. If Train A is leaving the station at 37 miles an hour, and Train B is hurtling through the air at 120 kilometers an hour, then how many inches are in a breadbasket?

8. Which is better: Robot or Ninja? Explain your answer.

9. Under what circumstances is it acceptable to fake the funk?

10. Essay Question: Explain the root causes of Cynicism.

Soon, we will know what you really are, you awful little monster.

[geewj]

1. What does the monkey represent?

More monkeyss

2. Why are rocks?

More importantly, why aren't rocks?

3. Flag on the moon, how did it get there?

The only way it knows how.

4. What is the punishment for two-timing in this state?

Your location info is blank, so there must be no punishment.

5. Do you like bagels?

12

6. Where did I leave that damned thing?

In the last place you'll look for it.

7. If Train A is leaving the station at 37 miles an hour, and Train B is hurtling through the air at 120 kilometers an hour, then how many inches are in a breadbasket?

See question 5

8. Which is better: Robot or Ninja? Explain your answer.

Robot ninjas, I can only assume.

9. Under what circumstances is it acceptable to fake the funk?

Only when in the service of mother Russia

10. Essay Question: Explain the root causes of Cynicism.

No

[Bradicus]

1) Le singe
2)If they weren't... who would be?
3)In a ship powered by love, flying on the wings of a dream
4)having to time another two tmes, thereby cancelling out the previous two times
5)Only a smidge on cold days
6)behind the furnace, near the cat.
7)at the seventh parallel
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gifA bear holding a shark
9)when the third member of the second party is out of funk, it is acceptable for the second member of the second party to pass on his funk, allowing him to fake his own funk untill new funk can be found.
10) Tapeworm/blood in the urine

[Cynosure_Zen]

Prof_Frink, the Analyzar 35000 has produced your results. You are...



Electric Rape Snail.


Bradicus, you are...

http://members.lycos.co.uk/superpang/1062975147528.jpg

Rocket Kitten.

[Don't post images like that]


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Prof_Frink on 2003-09-18 10:18 ]</font>

[Kadavreski]

On 2003-09-18 10:00, Cynosure_Zen wrote:
Prof_Frink, the Analyzar 35000 has produced your results. You are...



Electric Rape Snail.


Bradicus, you are...

http://members.lycos.co.uk/superpang/1062975147528.jpg

Rocket Kitten.

[Don't post images like that]


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Prof_Frink on 2003-09-18 10:18 ]</font>


kitty fart!!!!!

electric rape snail?
lol,now we know

[Bradicus]

Kewl *ahem* i mean cool... i am rocket kitty!!!

[Kadavreski]

On 2003-09-18 12:04, Bradicus wrote:
Kewl *ahem* i mean cool... i am rocket kitty!!!



you mean farting kitty??

[Bradicus]

no sir, i dont. logic dictates that such a flame could not be created by methane therefore it could not be a fart. Also, a kitten of that size could not produce, or contain enough methane for such a blast, and still be alive (as it clearly is).















































pwned

[Kadavreski]

On 2003-09-18 12:19, Bradicus wrote:
no sir, i dont. logic dictates that such a flame could not be created by methane therefore it could not be a fart. Also, a kitten of that size could not produce, or contain enough methane for such a blast, and still be alive (as it clearly is).















































pwned



true true.
what if
who-set-its-fart-on-fire-on-the-gas-heater-kitty

EXPLOSIVE!!

[Bradicus]

Doesnt really roll off your toungue though....

[Kadavreski]

On 2003-09-18 12:26, Bradicus wrote:
Doesnt really roll off your toungue though....



yeah,but is logical!!!

[LamerPanda]

1. What does the monkey represent?
Inner turmoil.

2. Why are rocks?
Martians left them.

3. Flag on the moon, how did it get there?
Also martians.

4. What is the punishment for two-timing in this state?
WE WON'T NEED EYES WHERE WE'RE GOING

5. Do you like bagels?
Depends.

6. Where did I leave that damned thing?
You're holding it.

7. If Train A is leaving the station at 37 miles an hour, and Train B is hurtling through the air at 120 kilometers an hour, then how many inches are in a breadbasket?
African or European?

8. Which is better: Robot or Ninja? Explain your answer.
Space ninja robot pirate samurai cookie with a side of fries.

9. Under what circumstances is it acceptable to fake the funk?
NEVAR.

10. Essay Question: Explain the root causes of Cynicism.
The freemasons and the majestic twelve are sending rays directly into your mind by use of passenger pigeons. The only way to protect yourself is to wear a tinfoil hat and to unplug your modem since the rays are also beamed through your monitor.

[Cynosure_Zen]

On 2003-09-18 13:20, LamerPanda wrote:
1. What does the monkey represent?
Inner turmoil.

2. Why are rocks?
Martians left them.

3. Flag on the moon, how did it get there?
Also martians.

4. What is the punishment for two-timing in this state?
WE WON'T NEED EYES WHERE WE'RE GOING

5. Do you like bagels?
Depends.

6. Where did I leave that damned thing?
You're holding it.

7. If Train A is leaving the station at 37 miles an hour, and Train B is hurtling through the air at 120 kilometers an hour, then how many inches are in a breadbasket?
African or European?

8. Which is better: Robot or Ninja? Explain your answer.
Space ninja robot pirate samurai cookie with a side of fries.

9. Under what circumstances is it acceptable to fake the funk?
NEVAR.

10. Essay Question: Explain the root causes of Cynicism.
The freemasons and the majestic twelve are sending rays directly into your mind by use of passenger pigeons. The only way to protect yourself is to wear a tinfoil hat and to unplug your modem since the rays are also beamed through your monitor.



LamerPanda, you are...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/superpang/1057001286819.jpg
Bob Sapp, trapped in the body of a potato.

[Obscenity]

3. Flag on the moon, how did it get there?



It was stapled to the chicken.

[Dime]

Set up us the bong.

[Monomate]

1. Horny Bastards
2. Why not?
3. Drove
4. Three timing
5. With lots of cream cheese
6. Right there.
7. Depends on how long the bread is.
8. A Stealth Ninja Robot Assassin. Because it pwnz j00 411
9. Nevah.
10.Me.

[RavenTW]

On 2003-09-18 12:19, Bradicus wrote:
no sir, i dont. logic dictates that such a flame could not be created by methane therefore it could not be a fart. Also, a kitten of that size could not produce, or contain enough methane for such a blast, and still be alive (as it clearly is).















































pwned



And yet, it was all Photoshopped, making you edited picture kitty!