View Full Version : Today....
Allos
Sep 23, 2003, 05:17 PM
Today at my high school, I learned that my English teacher is a dictator. She said so herself. A dictator with probable cause (I know Hitler said something like this). She also speaks German. Coincidence? I'll let you decide....
mimicr
Sep 23, 2003, 05:21 PM
AHH!
SCARY TEACHER!!!
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/v/spidereek.gif
Uncle_bob
Sep 23, 2003, 06:01 PM
This is the only time I agree with the burning of pants. Have at her.
Bradicus
Sep 23, 2003, 06:04 PM
my english teacher is a machine, she told me so after chasing down a student that was skipping!
Captain_Bob
Sep 23, 2003, 06:52 PM
My english teacher is a grammer nazi. She corrects everyone who says "ain't," uses double negatives, and whatnot. It's kinda irritating.
Shadow82
Sep 23, 2003, 07:01 PM
Is she a mother in law?Cause switch the letters,and mother in law=woman hilter
I think with both of our logics we can stop the woman hilter from killing us all!
Allos
Sep 23, 2003, 07:10 PM
Ok, who voted dance? SPEAK UP!
geewj
Sep 23, 2003, 07:17 PM
On 2003-09-23 17:01, Shadow82 wrote:
Is she a mother in law?Cause switch the letters,and mother in law=woman hilter
I think with both of our logics we can stop the woman hilter from killing us all!
This is indeed a disturbing universe
Shadow82
Sep 23, 2003, 07:29 PM
I voted dance.A DANCE OF DEATH!!
Followed by a waltz and maybe a brief sonnet.
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Shattered_weasel
Sep 23, 2003, 07:36 PM
and then we can do the macarana
Captain_Bob
Sep 23, 2003, 07:45 PM
On 2003-09-23 17:36, Shattered_weasel wrote:
and then we can do the macarana
And then the electric slide!
Bradicus
Sep 23, 2003, 07:49 PM
cha cha real smooth!
two hops two hops!
carlie brown yall!
Uncle_bob
Sep 23, 2003, 07:58 PM
Then you can all give me a rubby, or wizz on the electric fence.
Shattered_weasel
Sep 23, 2003, 08:07 PM
i would rather whiz
Mixfortune
Sep 24, 2003, 12:09 AM
Umm that toaster had a burning poptart in it.
Anyways, the answer is 39.
Allos
Sep 24, 2003, 02:32 PM
*Starts to do the monkey. Then realizes....*
Wait a minute. This thread is about my English teacher that's part of the Third Reich! Everyone, stop dancing! NOW!
Kadavreski
Sep 24, 2003, 03:23 PM
On 2003-09-24 12:32, Allos wrote:
*Starts to do the monkey. Then realizes....*
Wait a minute. This thread is about my English teacher that's part of the Third Reich! Everyone, stop dancing! NOW!
kills shaterred cause he is still danceing*
Shadow82
Sep 24, 2003, 05:43 PM
I'm willing to form an alliance for now to bring down this hellspawn.In return I demand my pants are spared when DTPA rules.
Shattered_weasel
Sep 24, 2003, 07:01 PM
if i wanna dance i can....and you cant kill me.....only i can kill people
and so can mods
Captain_Bob
Sep 24, 2003, 07:04 PM
On 2003-09-24 15:43, Shadow82 wrote:
I'm willing to form an alliance for now to bring down this hellspawn.In return I demand my pants are spared when DTPA rules.
I say we bludgeon bludgein beat her with a large blunt object...
...like my bass drum...
Allos
Sep 24, 2003, 07:10 PM
An alliance......hmmmm....at the cost of pants I don't know. I'll have to run it by Colonel Guntz, see what he thinks.
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Shattered_weasel
Sep 24, 2003, 07:11 PM
*shoots shadow*
no alliences while im around
mimicr
Sep 24, 2003, 07:24 PM
On 2003-09-24 17:11, Shattered_weasel wrote:
*shoots shadow*
no alliences while im around
no allainces?
meh
Shadow82
Sep 24, 2003, 08:53 PM
If I wasn't internally bleeding,Id slap you.
mimicr
Sep 24, 2003, 08:55 PM
On 2003-09-24 18:53, Shadow82 wrote:
If I wasn't internally bleeding,Id slap you.
WHy don't you just call 911 or something?
Shadow82
Sep 24, 2003, 09:10 PM
*blinks*
Wow mimicr,that's the wisest thing you've ever sugge...*falls over unconcious*
mimicr
Sep 24, 2003, 09:25 PM
On 2003-09-24 19:10, Shadow82 wrote:
*blinks*
Wow mimicr,that's the wisest thing you've ever sugge...*falls over unconcious*
Haha sucker...
I knew It would take a while to respond, and in that time you would slowly die!
HAHAHAHA!...
well, not really but you should've called 911
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