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mimicr
Sep 25, 2003, 04:59 PM
These are weird questions I found on the net...
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If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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Could God heat up a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it?
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Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin
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Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
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Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
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Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
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If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn?t we now be seeing people from the future?
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Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"?
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If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
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Can crop circles be square?
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that's it for now...

Uncle_bob
Sep 25, 2003, 05:19 PM
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Well, regular "silverware" isn't always silver, so yes.


Could God heat up a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it?

God doesn't eat...I think.


Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Because...I dunno.


Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Because they want your spleen.


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

So you'll have to buy a new one because you just broke the old one


Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Government conspiracy.


If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn?t we now be seeing people from the future?

Haven't you ever watched "Back to the future"? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif


Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun
sizes"?

To make you think you're getting a good deal.


If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?

Probably not.


Can crop circles be square?

You just answered your own question.

Firocket1690
Sep 25, 2003, 05:21 PM
o_O

mimicr
Sep 25, 2003, 05:30 PM
Don't they boggle your mind?