You shall bring forth.....

[Allos]

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

(Dun dun)


And after you bring us the second shrubbery you shall cut down the largest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiith.....A HERING!

[Allos]

Haven't any of you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail!?!?!??!?!?!?

[Bradicus]

We thought it would be best to let you get it out of your system...

[Allos]

Just like I got that vomit out of my system and you had to clean it up!

[Uncle_bob]

Oh, Denis, there's some lovely filth over here!

[Allos]

King? I didn't vote for you!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-10-06 14:58, Allos wrote:
Just like I got that vomit out of my system and you had to clean it up!


Oh man. I just ate a huge quantity of french (er... freedom to you americans) toast, and i think i might toss my cookies. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

[monkeyfist]

It's only a flesh wound!!!

what do you mean? you have no arms left!

yes i do!!!

[Allos]

-I'll do you for that!

-You'll what?

-Come here!

-Whaddya gonna do bleed on me?

-I'm Invincible!

-You're a loony....

[Captain_Bob]

The american who came up with the idea with replacing the word french with "freedom" is a pucking moron

[Shadow82]

-What is the average speed velocity of a swallow?

-A European or African swallow?

-Well I don't know..

*catapults into the abyss*


Forgive me if I butchered that scene,haven't seen it since I was like,13.

[Slicer238]

I was just watching it my 15th time on DVD such a great movie.

[Dime]

I watched it when I was only 12. And it wasn't even funny then.

[Slicer238]

Dude but you turn 12 next week man.

[Dime]

Laeiyme.

[Servbot41]

OMG I cant believe im not the only one! I saw that movie and I never stopped quoting it since 6th grade (9th grade now) and ITS TOO FUNNY! AAAAAAAAGGH! haha
I memorized most of the movie and my friends and I would rehearse it!
What I would say to myself if I was someone else who saw this movie:
Bet youre gay!
Me: No im not!
haah
*plays music as king A and patsy ride through forest*
*switches to screaming and fighting of green knight who pulls out huge weapons from nowhere*
*repeat a few times*
skip to fight:
Black: Wh-what?
King: You fight well sir knight but the fight is mine!
Black: Tis but a scratch!
K: a scratch?! Your arms off!
B: Ive had worse...
K: YOU LIE!
B: come on you panzy!
B: HHUUUURRRAAGGGG!
K: *holds out sword and knight runs into it*
K: *bends down on knee*
K: We thank the Lord that in thy mercy...
B: *kicks K in head*
B: Comon then! Have at you!
K: Look you stupid *BEEP* youve got no arms left!
B: Yes I have!
K: LOOK!
B: *barely turns* Its just a flesh wound...
B: Comon!*kicks K*
K: look Ill have your leg! *gets kicked* RIGHT!
B: Oh Ill do you for that!
K: What are you going to do bleed on me?!
B: IM INVINCIBLE!The Black Knights always triumph! Have at you! *hops at him*
K: *sighs*
B: Comon then! *gets leg chopped off*
B: *now a stump looks at missing appendeges* All right then we'll call it a draw!
K: Come Patsy!
B: Oh I see! Running away eh? You yellow *another BEEP* come back and take whats coming to you! ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!
hehe I remembered all of that no kidding!

[Mixfortune]

...

Oh yeah, and it's a great movie.
How lovely for you all to stage it just for the
benefit of FK.

[Servbot41]

haha thats me...the person who never stops quoting monty python and the holy grail...
*launches cow at you just because*