Updated DTPA Roster

[Allos]

Well spammers, because the members of my organization have been in wonder of what their ranks are, and because the rest of you want to know who to assassinate first, here's the new DTPA roster:

Allos- Supreme Pantsless Commander

Guntz348-Admiral

Khabarakh(some of you may not know him, but he's not a noob, trust me)-1st Lt.

Kizaragu (that's right, you're still in)-2nd Lt.

Bradicus-Master Gunnery Sergeant

mechgun_mike-Corporal

And if I've forgotten anyone let me know. I'll add you. Keep burning those pants!

[Dime]

Die.

[Bit]

This has to be the weirdest organization known to man..

Hey, wait. Do you even have an organization cerfticate that allows you to actually operate as an organization and makes you legal?

If you don't then I'll have to turn you in the coppers.

[Allos]

Nah, I'm happy being alive.

And of course we have legit papers! Now Bit, come into the garage. I have a chainsaw I'd like to show you....

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[Kizaragu]

I thought I was first leiutenant?
First you don't give me a raise, then you give my rank to a Noob... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Dime]

AHA THE FUZZ'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

PIGS!

[Bit]

See? He doesn't care about you.

He just wants to use you, like a pawn. To him your nothing.

I suggest a mutiny.

[Allos]

Khab's not a noob. He's been here a hell of a lot longer than me, and he's related to me so I have too.

[Bit]

Bah, don't fall for such lies.

Remember, your nothing to him!

[Allos]

But if it makes you happy Kiz, I'll promote you to Captain.

[Kizaragu]

Captain please!
I know what all our weaknesses are now.
We've gotta protect ourselves from FF3 magic. We've been over equipped.

[Allos]

I think Bit wants to be a Major...

[Kizaragu]

Who should I trust!?
Allos - My bracve Leader?
Or Bit - Our beloved Mod.

Tune in, next post...

[Bit]

Sure, I'll be a major.

A Major Threat!

besides, who else can keep the lame puns going?

[Allos]

If Bit joins, we'll have two mods on our side! AND I COMMAND THEM BOTH! HA HA HA HA HA!!!



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[Kizaragu]

But Bit clearly wants the DTPA dead. If he joins, terror will spread amongst the ranks... sir?

[Allos]

Yeah, forget it. Burn his pants at once!

[Kizaragu]

It's 3am, I can't sleep, I'm 19 and I'm talking about burning Pants... I loathe my life.

By the way? Is this Pants as in Trousers? Or Pant pants?

[Bit]

There is no DTPA, it's all in your minds anyway.

DTPA.. Sounds like a disease.



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[Kizaragu]

*Picks up his Quality Low budget Pants-Burner and sets it to Frizzle. Available at all supermarkets at the low low price of 19.99*

[Bit]

*Yanks the cord from the wall*

So easily defeated..

[Allos]

He he he. It's only 10 PM here in Florida. RIGHT BIT?!?!?

[Bit]

Florida?

Where is that?

[Kizaragu]

Mwahahaha I charged it before hand.

10pm a? So that means it's October the 12th where you are and the 13th here in the Uk. They said it was impossible, but I've travelled to the future! Not6hing can stop the DTPA now surely!?

[Allos]

I'm waiting for you outside Bit......WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!!!!

[Bit]

So your stalking me now?

Scary. =

[Kizaragu]

Allos In an hours time you post that you drank a sour cup of milk.
Check it now before thou drinks.

[Kizaragu]

Yes he is. In two hours time, you won't post at all Bit. Ever again.

[Allos]

Jesus Christ......how did you know!?!?

[Allos]

I love you you psychic son of a bitch!!!!

[Khabarakh]

Greetings, my children. Many of you may not know me, so ill re-introduce myself. my name is Khabarakh, THE Khabarakh, for you who have witnessed my greatness before.Im not a noob, for those of you suspecting it.I've got more posts in trade than you've hair on your head. I was part of the Old Regime, and now I'm back. Happy to be on board.
- 1st Lt.Khab serves the DTPA till death or untill I hafta pee...


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[Bit]

My fortress of never-ending-shielding-that-in-which-will-win will protect me, Rest assured.

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-11 19:01, Allos wrote:
I love you you psychic son of a bitch!!!!


LMAO. Beware though, Tomorow Flares come back in fashion. Pre empt an attack on all stores whilst you still can...

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-11 19:04, Bit wrote:
My fortress of never-ending-shielding-that-in-which-will-win will protect me, Rest assured.


I know what your thinking.
Your fortress door isn't wide open. Don't go to check. I know this now, save your strength. You can trust me.
*Hums all psychic like*

[Bit]

If your so 'Psychic'..

What's my name? Hm?

[Allos]

We will use Bradicus's army of Prance to knock down the doors! But we must wait until the party is complete! Khab already has the right flank covered. GET READY TO BURN BOYS!!

[Bit]

Did you not see the name of the fortress? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Kizaragu]

*Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum*
*Checks bit's profile and curses*
This is not a wild guess at all this is pure psychikakasm (fear my made up word) Your name is...





...kent.....?

[Ketchup345]

What is the DTPA? And how do you join? Is their some kind of odd welcoming ceremony?

[Kizaragu]

I saw the name of your fortress. But every fortress has to have a door so You and enemies like us can get in.

Life finds a way... *Cue Jurassic Park theme*

#dododododo dododododo do do dododododo dododododo#

[Bit]

Kent? That's so not it.

The DTPA Is a figment of your imagination, it's not real.

As for the fortress. It's covered by.. uhm..

A Large Dome of Pure Energy!

[Kizaragu]

*Huuuuuuum* Ketchup will become a wise and powerful member to our group...

Allos will sort you out.
Sign the dotted line, don't read the small print.

[Allos]

Where in god's name is Bradicus? He's always late when we start assaults!!!

[Bit]

On 2003-10-11 19:14, Allos wrote:
Where in god's name is Bradicus? He's always late when we start assaults!!!



He's not killed in my dungeon, thats for sure.

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-11 19:14, Bit wrote:
Kent? That's so not it.

The DTPA Is a figment of your imagination, it's not real.

As for the fortress. It's covered by.. uhm..

A Large Dome of Pure Energy!



Still needs a door. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
Your Nmae IS kent. I'm psychic and what I say goes.
Please don't hurt me. Your a mod. (As if you needed telling!?

[Kizaragu]

dammit. Since when am I psychic!?
I'm just 5 hours in the future.
Damn sleep deprivation!
But alas, I must stay awake. Pants to burn...

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:14, Kizaragu wrote:
*Huuuuuuum* Ketchup will become a wise and powerful member to our group...

Allos will sort you out.
Sign the dotted line, don't read the small print.


How can you say don't read the small print when its barely visible. Even with my glasses http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nerd.gif , all I can make out are little grey/black blobs that look like theyy may be letters. Can someone tell me what it says before I join, I'm not dumb enough to know not to read all the fine print before I sign anything. O wait, you will probably hypnotize me before you start to read it and make me believe it says something completely different than it does; or you will have someone replace the orgional with a different copy with a modified fine print section. I'm onto your sceme! *falls asleep, hypnotized*

[Bit]

*Shakes his head slowly..*

[Kizaragu]

*Fakes ketchups signature on the contract form and hands it to allos.*

Congratulations, your now a member of the DTPA.
All Pants with be destroyed when this message ends.

By the way, I also signed you down as our 'sponsor'. You owe us 1.5 million pounds. Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



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[Ketchup345]

*Wakes up in Bit's dungon*

"Huh, where am I? I normally don't take naps, I don't feel sick. Wha, what happened?"

"Hey this looks like Bit's dungeoun."
"Hey Bit, can you bring me a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif ?"

Edit: What is 1.5 million (or was it 1.5 billion) pounds in American dollars?

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[Kizaragu]

Blasphemer!

Your supposed to burn his Pants! Not ask for refreshment!

[Bit]

Oh sure, welcome to the dungeon.

Video Games over there, and over -there- is the hottub with mini bar to the side.

[Kizaragu]

Ya know. I think I've finally snapped.



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[Kizaragu]

You have a mini bar in here!? Alcohol!
Alcohol will cure the pain! Also perfect for Burning things.
I'm gonna drink till I...I mean burn till I...?
Shut up.

[Bit]

Your not invited, DTPA member.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:27, Bit wrote:
Oh sure, welcome to the dungeon.

Video Games over there, and over -there- is the hottub with mini bar to the side.


Ok, thanks, is it fully stocked with http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif and Vanilla http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pepsi.gif doesn't count. Ok, now that I'm settled in for a Bit, is there anything I can do as a favor for letting me stay here until they stop the blockade of your house?

[Kizaragu]

Hey, ketchup was allowed some.
That's just plain unfair.

[Bit]

Yeah, we got that here.

They'll get tired of trying eventually, just relax in the hottub, it has a great massage function.

[Kizaragu]

Where's Allos? I'm not paid enough to train up new members. Plus He's letting the side down. It's just me and Ketchup Vs You and your fort thing.
Ketchups being less than menacing and I'm insane. This isn't going to work...

[Bit]

You being outside, and he being in here, doesn't seem too threatful.

[Bit]

Only if you agree to quit this pants thing.

[Kizaragu]

Please can I come in?

[Kizaragu]

But it's my livelyhood. I need to earn a living.
How with I feed my ficticiouse wife and children?

[Allos]

I was never in the dungeon. I went to look for Bradicus, AND I STILL CAN'T FIND HIM!!!!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:39, Bit wrote:
You being outside, and he being in here, doesn't seem too threatful.


What games you have in here? You have Trogdor the Burninator? Oh, and thanks for the http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif . Umm, anything you want me to do?

Oh, and I can be crazy, you just don't know me well enough.
*starts menacing laugh* *breaks into normal laugh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif * *starts chocking for air after a few mintues of the normal laughing* *starts laughing again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif * *starts chocking again* *repeats steps 2+*

[Kizaragu]

Dude. WTF u been? Look at all thats happened. It'll take you the length of time you've been gone to catch up with all this post reading. (A majority of them posted by me in my madness.)

[Allos]

By the way Underling Ketchup, I'm going to kill you!!!

[Allos]

Captain, get some sleep. Please. Put down the coffee now. I'll have Khab relieve your post and your men. That's right, walk away slowly.

[Bit]

While staying in the dungeon, you get a steady paycheck of cheese fries, so don't worry about that.

And Ketchup, just flip through the huge pile directed over -there-, I'm sure its there somewhere.

[Kizaragu]

Don't kill him. He owes me 1.5 million.
and of course by 'me' I mean 'we' the DTPA... yes.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:48, Bit wrote:
While staying in the dungeon, you get a steady paycheck of cheese fries, so don't worry about that.

And Ketchup, just flip through the huge pile directed over -there-, I'm sure its there somewhere.


Aww, do they have to have cheese? All I ask is for unlimited http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif and a 60.6 oz. of http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif with every serving of fries.

Oh, and Allos, so many people have tried to kill me, so many have failed. I let them have the chance, they always back down for some odd reason. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Kizaragu]

I'll go bed in a bit. But I'm needed here. Plus I drank like 6 cans of Cola (Designed to reach the spots, Other brands can't reach http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif) in 1 hour so I'm wired up like a dog in heat.

I'm not walking away, I'm not running away, I'm swaying side to side away. Damn minibar.



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[Allos]

I believe I told you to walk away slowly! Your walking normally!

[Bit]

Er, sure.

Coke for the dungeonees!

[Allos]

I'm serious you little bastard! Betray our organization after signing a contract will you!?!?

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:48, Kizaragu wrote:
Don't kill him. He owes me 1.5 million.
and of course by 'me' I mean 'we' the DTPA... yes.


How do you expect me to earn $1.5 million under the Bush economy, and only working one part time job and only working for 3 hours on Fridays? I can however offer, a 50/50 share of the fries Bit gives me, so you can feed your and Bradicus's armies.



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[Kizaragu]

Who's side is ketchup on? I'm lost.

[Bit]

Bradicus is over there, in the corne-

Oh wait. No he isn't, Forget that.

[Bit]

I don't want to know.

[Allos]

You obviously don't know of the land of Prance and it's abundant pizza trees.

That's all Bradicus and his people eat. And I'm not talkin bout the pizza...


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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:53, Kizaragu wrote:
Who's side is ketchup on? I'm lost.


Well, if Bit is giving me free http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif and http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif , and as much time as I want to play video games and relax in the hottub, I'm on his, you have to make a better offer.

[Allos]

Oh yes, Bit, look out the window...

[Bit]

*Looks out the window and sees a beautiful starlit sky, full moon glittering in the sky*

What am I looking at exactly?

[Kizaragu]

Aint my Problem.

I want my 1.5 mill or...
*Cockey North London Accent*
I'll send the boys wround.

[Allos]

WAIT!!! STOP YOUR MEN! IT'S A TRAP! Trap! trap! trap.......(trap continues to echo)

[Allos]

Bit, I AM THE SKY!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTY NIGHT!!!

[Kizaragu]

I'm on his, you have to make a better offer.

So that's your game a!?
I'll make you an offer!
Here's an Offer You can't refuse.
Join our side and narrowly avoid the Heavy ass kicking you are about to recieve!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 19:57, Kizaragu wrote:
Aint my Problem.
I want my 1.5 mill or...
*Cockey North London Accent*
I'll send the boys wround.


What would they do? I have scared people away with my uncontrollable http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif that would risk their lives for nothing. I also have caused many people to need to get psychiatric help (wait till you see Bit after I leave his dungeon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif ).

[Bit]

......

[Allos]

Didn't expect that did you Bit???!?!??!!??

[Bit]

*blinks*

Sounds like I'm out numbered. =

[Kizaragu]

Since when were you the sky dude?
Your just a crazy man with black favepaint on waving his arms around, making irritating bat noises.

[Allos]

SO WHAT??!?!?

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:00, Kizaragu wrote:

I'm on his, you have to make a better offer.

So that's your game a!?
I'll make you an offer!
Here's an Offer You can't refuse.
Join our side and narrowly avoid the Heavy ass kicking you are about to recieve!


Like my tite says (I think) Mercenary for Hire. Bit has the best offer right now. Oh, and let your "men" know that I don't have feeling in my arms.

[Bit]

Okay.

Time to unleash secret weapon, Ketchup.

Send out the SD Gundams!

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-11 20:01, Ketchup345 wrote:

What would they do? I have scared people away with my uncontrollable http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif that would risk their lives for nothing. I also have caused many people to need to get psychiatric help (wait till you see Bit after I leave his dungeon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif ).


Wait till we see bit after you leave his dungeon a?
So does that mean your on our side or not? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Allos]

Kiz, you're handling the situation well, so I'm giving you command of Charlie Company. If you'll excuse me, I have some more Bit stalking to do!

[Kizaragu]

I'll let you be my best friend?

[Bit]

You guys obviously under-estimate these Chibi Gundams.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:04, Kizaragu wrote:
Wait till we see bit after you leave his dungeon a?
So does that mean your on our side or not? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif


That means that I'm on his side for now, but he will eventually go crazy after hearing enough of my insane http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif . Man that smily doesn't laugh long enough to compare to what I do.


O and I hate that SD Gundam show. Just to get them out of here, what door are they behind Bit? And what door is the way out?

[Bit]

That's the point!

They're so annoying, it'll drive them away!

Doesn't anyone get it? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Kizaragu]

Dear god, we're on Page two!? (99 posts a page for me)
SD gundams don't scare me, Chibi Eva's do though...
I need sleep....badly.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:09, Bit wrote:
That's the point!

They're so annoying, it'll drive them away!

Doesn't anyone get it? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


Ok, I get it now, umm, why not just send me to work for them then, I'll drive them all insane within a half hour, around 11:40ish (P.M. of course) over here?

[Bit]

Hmm.

They're behind door 3.

While we're at it, the Chibi Evas are behind door 6.

Just for good measure, we also have Chibi Lupin, door 12.

[Kizaragu]

I'm off too bed. It's 4am and I have to go outside tomorow. Damn that sunlight. It makes my skin burn so.
I don't know if this mission was 'successful' but screw it. I'm tired. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bit]

Oh you failed, miserably. =

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:12, Bit wrote:
Hmm.

They're behind door 3.

While we're at it, the Chibi Evas are behind door 6.

Just for good measure, we also have Chibi Lupin, door 12.


Ok, now what door lets them out of my dungeon that I love so much?

(sorry for the delay in following your orders, I was beating Hard De Rol Lie with an underlevel {highly tweaked} RAmar)

[Kizaragu]

Well I learned something from this experience.

Never drink too much cola Too late.

Night. evenin' whatever.

[Bit]

Later.

-That- door lets them out.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:20, Bit wrote:
Later.

-That- door lets them out.


Dang things locked from the outside... odd :-/. Well, I'll be back tomarrow, (gotta pick my brother up from a band comp). O great, I hafta spend the nght with all these Chibi things. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

*Slowly going insane because of Chibis*



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[geewj]

And to think, this all started with a simple simpsons quote...

"Don'cha hate pants?!"

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:32, Prof_Frink wrote:
And to think, this all started with a simple simpsons quote...

"Don'cha hate pants?!"


Hating pants made me go insane? Man, this shows what a 5 mintue visit to Fresh Kills makes you do besides waste a good amount of precious time from your life.


Edit: Oh, and Prof_Frink, what is your new sig going to be? Ah'nold is the new Govenator (I love that word, Govenator hehe), and the voting is over.

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[geewj]

Actually if you spend 5 minutes in freshkills it wastes 10 minuets of your life. Don't ask me how, it just does.

And altho the election is over Arnold still demands your votes if you desire to live. You'll just have to find things in your daily life that you can vote for him in if you want to live.

For example:
Elections with your friends on who you think the coolest Govenor is.

Election on who the coolest terminator is.

Election on who could fit the most grapes in their mouth without actually seeing who could..

*at least until I decide to make a new sig*

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-11 20:45, Prof_Frink wrote:
Actually if you spend 5 minutes in freshkills it wastes 10 minuets of your life. Don't ask me how, it just does.

And altho the election is over Arnold still demands your votes if you desire to live. You'll just have to find things in your daily life that you can vote for him in if you want to live.

For example:
Elections with your friends on who you think the coolest Govenor is.

Election on who the coolest terminator is.

Election on who could fit the most grapes in their mouth without actually seeing who could..

*at least until I decide to make a new sig*


Ok, ya, I forgot about that every minute spent in Fresh Kills wastes 2 minutes of your life thing.

Ok, so there are more elections that he has to win.

[Allos]

*Yawns* That was a good sleep. OK let's-

*Looks around*



WHERE IS EVERYONE???

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-12 05:14, Allos wrote:
*Yawns* That was a good sleep. OK let's-
*Looks around*
WHERE IS EVERYONE???


Still in Bit's Dungeon, locked in with these stupid Chibis.

You know, this place is pretty nice once you get used to the frequent gassings. (I think thats how it went)

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[Allos]

We in the DTPA have a present waiting for you if you manage to make it out of his dungeon alive....

[Bit]

There is no escape..

When your having so much fun!



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[Obscenity]

On 2003-10-11 20:45, Prof_Frink wrote:
Actually if you spend 5 minutes in freshkills it wastes 10 minuets of your life. Don't ask me how, it just does.



It's because you spend five minutes wondering why you bothered.

[Kizaragu]

...I like you.

[Obscenity]

On 2003-10-12 15:27, Kizaragu wrote:
...I like you.



Join the club and take a number.

[Khabarakh]

Alright! I'm here guys! Ready for action...? *looks around bewilderdly* where is everone? Did I miss something? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Kizaragu]

I'm here. Although it say's I'm not. Damn Cookies.

It's LATE again. Please be nice.

[Kizaragu]

But I'm going bed now anyway.
I'm gonna get up real early tomorow. I have to sort out my sleeping pattern. It's screwed up.
Sorry Khabarakh.

[Khabarakh]

Well... euh... I'll just... wait here then, shall I sir? ...yeah...

[Khabarakh]

Hey! That guys wearing pants!!! Nows my chance to prove myself... *FWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH* (guys pantleg catches on fire) *AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAGGGGHHHH IM ON FIRE! GOD &@~# SON OF A %!%$#!* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

............ (note to self... have victim remove pants before incinerating...)

[Kizaragu]

You Disgust me.

[Kizaragu]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bradicus]

0_o i really dont want to read all of that... 9 freakin pages!!!

Oh well, i like this organization, so i guess i should post at least once.

I hope one day, my army will be assigned to lowrise removal duity!

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[Kizaragu]

U should read it. It's quite entertaining in places.

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-13 10:16, Bradicus wrote:
0_o i really dont want to read all of that... 9 freakin pages!!!

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Haha.
Go read the Ended Theory, Bradicus http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

[Allos]

And the moral of the story kids, is never P.O. the DTPA, and that the land of Prance has Pizza trees.

[Kizaragu]

Yes.

[Bradicus]

Im homesick already http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Kizaragu]

Homesick? What is this you speak of?
I've never ventured outside.

[Bradicus]

On 2003-10-13 12:42, Kizaragu wrote:
Homesick? What is this you speak of?
I've never ventured outside.


I long for the lush pizza trees of my country... *sigh* if only i could hear the bold call of the Fred Breasted Sap Monkey just once. Oh well, i made a comittment to the DTPA, and the prancian soldiers will not return home until our goal is complete.

[Kizaragu]

Hey while your all here. Can you see my New sig ok?

[Shattered_weasel]

i updated my care roster

I - the commander

don't - some guy

give - a dog

a - pants????

shit - blow me

[Allos]

I believe I wanted your sig to be a slogan Kizzy! Tsk tsk tsk....

[Bradicus]

DTPA accelerate your life


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif (what with the slogan thing... just thought i would explain... ya )



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[Allos]

Well, me and Khabarakh took U.S. military recruiting commercials and use thier slogans but we replace words so that it fits the DTPA. All that's left are:


DTPA, Cross into the Flames

and

DTPA, an Army of 6

[Ketchup345]

Umm, Bit, the door is still locked from the outside, and I'm going insane! Help, can I lock them back up now?

[Bit]

Yeah, seems all is clear.

Send them back.

[s.TiNgEr]

DTPA will die

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-13 16:29, Bit wrote:
Yeah, seems all is clear.

Send them back.


Ok, thanks, finally, after 2 days of being around them. They are more annoying than you think. They purposely corrupt you in whatever game you're playing (taking cartriges out, opening CD covers), and always stealing your http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif



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[Bit]

Then I've trained them well. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Allos]

You won no battles! We all had to pee! That's all!

[Bit]

Then what are with all the dead bodies of the soldiers you tried to send at me? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-13 16:43, Bit wrote:
Then I've trained them well. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif


Too well:
Me -> http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bash.gif <-Wall (best I could do, no smily of someone bashing their head into a wall, we need one of those)

[Bit]

Your the only one left, Allos.

[Allos]

1. Those are the Barbie dolls you won from my sister on ebay

2. Any soldiers that may be dead are surely dead from intoxication of smoke fumes.

[Allos]

Yeah, but that's cause I'm stalking you remember? The others went back to base.

[Bit]

Or am I stalking you?

[Bradicus]

Those were not dead bodies... the prancians got a little restless, and got drunk on listerine. They passed out after a little while, but they will be fine in a few days. Listerine hangovers are slightly more... painful than normal ones.

See you at the base Allos.

[Allos]

I'll be a while. Bit only takes showers twice a week if you know what I mean.

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-13 14:58, Allos wrote:
I believe I wanted your sig to be a slogan Kizzy! Tsk tsk tsk....


I was going to but then Bit held a gun to my head.
He's freakishly strong... for a girl. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Khabarakh]

Thats why ur below me, Kiz. Atleast I obay orders...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Khabarakh on 2003-10-14 06:20 ]</font>

[Kizaragu]

You lent him the gun.

Sounds like treason to me.


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[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-14 06:48, Kizaragu wrote:
You lent him the gun.

Sounds like treason to me.


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[Kizaragu]

Damn you and your play with my words! Curses!
I dare you to mess with this reply! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif



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[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-14 09:12, Kizaragu wrote:
Damn you and your play with my words! Curses!
I dare you to mess with this reply! :argh:



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[Kizaragu]

I hate you.

[Mixfortune]

Hmm I could edit that, but I might "offend the kiddies".

[Kizaragu]

And now...
I really hate you. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bradicus]

On 2003-10-14 11:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Hmm I could edit that, but I might "offend the kiddies".

[Kizaragu]

I like your style Brad. U and I could become real good friends. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



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[Allos]

So I was eating lunch today right, and this guy next to me says, "You like my pants?" Let's just say that I commited an act of assault and battery.



Oh, and Khab, I'd hate to say it but Kiz is your superior now. We promoted him to Captain when he started whining. lol

[Bit]

On 2003-10-14 04:53, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2003-10-13 14:58, Allos wrote:
I believe I wanted your sig to be a slogan Kizzy! Tsk tsk tsk....


I was going to but then Bit held a gun to my head.
He's freakishly strong... for a girl. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



You know it.

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-14 12:04, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-10-14 11:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Hmm I could edit that, but I might "offend the kiddies".





Thankfully you forgot the quotation marks.
I wouldn't want people to catch on to me...

[Khabarakh]

On 2003-10-14 13:46, Allos wrote:
So I was eating lunch today right, and this guy next to me says, "You like my pants?" Let's just say that I commited an act of assault and battery.



Oh, and Khab, I'd hate to say it but Kiz is your superior now. We promoted him to Captain when he started whining. lol

What!? Whats with that? I'M the one that serves you loyaly, that obays your every whim...... Ahhh... I understand lord... please excuse my lack of disipline... (lets see here... mages...no...mercinaries...... assassins! ahh, here we go...)



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[Kizaragu]

Shut and and be quite you female dog.

Anyways, I don't Whine, I tend to groan all manly like.

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-15 02:50, Kizaragu wrote:
Shut and and be quite you female dog.

Anyways, I don't Whine, I tend to groan all manly like.



....ummm....

k.

Putting that in your resume got you in, I assume? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kizaragu]

Dammit! it's YOU again.

I'm gonna hurt you reeeeeeeeal bad. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


Someone ban him. He's giving me grief. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Bit]

Speaking of banning people, guess who is on my 15 list for this christmas?

Hm? Guess, really.

[Kizaragu]

4get what I said about Mixfortune. Ban Bit instead. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Allos]

Today is my birthday men. Seriously it is. Thanks for the EB gift certificate and this fancy new lighter Khab! Seriously again, he sent me this stuff.


*Looks at Kiz*


Don't tell me you forgot my birthday AGAIN!

[Kizaragu]

It's your birthday? I share the same birth month as you? The horror.

Something similar to this didn't work with ABDUR, but Bit tends to post in here though and he's more gullible...

So Bit, er, Lollipoplolita said you'd arranged for some sort of Expensive gift to be sent to me for My Bday, being such a valued poster and all.
She said you'd better not have forgotten. She'll be real peed if you have. (If you can't get hold of a Rolex, Cash or Cheque'll do.)

[Bit]

More gullible?

What makes you think that?

[Bradicus]

Dont worry Allos, i got you covered. I sent you some "company" for tonight.... enjoy....

[Kizaragu]

Dammit. I dunno.
Thank you Bit, Thankyou. You've ruined my Day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
Now, about this present your going to buy me...




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[Bit]

..Riight.

I'll send you nothing, and you'll like it!

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-10-15 13:48, Bit wrote:
..Riight.

I'll send you nothing But a lot of Money, and you'll like it!

Edited By Kizaragu.

You really should check preview before you post. You missed out quite a bit.

[Bit]

Er, Okay =

[Mixfortune]

ZING! What a comeback!
Looks like Lightning Wit is in trouble, folks!

[Kizaragu]

Are you mocking me or Bits disapointing come back?

[Bit]

Sorry if I don't feel like arguing with anyone.

I have much better things to do with the time I have then to sit here and make come backs to everything someone has to say.

Thanks.

[Ketchup345]

Sorry, I can't get you anything, but as you know, I'm being tortured in Bit's dungeon by being forced to play every Army Men game ever created.

Someone please kill me:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif <- Me

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-10-15 14:37, Bit wrote:
Sorry if I don't feel like arguing with anyone.

I have much better things to do with the time I have then to sit here and make come backs to everything someone has to say.

Thanks.



I realize that http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Come on, humor me a little here http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kizaragu]

Gladly. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bit]

Aye aye,

Not feeling too great today anyway.

[Mixfortune]

Fresh Kills isn't going to make it better. :|
All it will do is give you a headache...

[Allos]

God dammit. I can't even open all my presents from my family until my dad gets back from Europe on Saturday! DAMN!

[Mixfortune]

Take your presents over there and open them.

[Bit]

On 2003-10-15 14:49, Mixfortune wrote:
Fresh Kills isn't going to make it better. :|
All it will do is give you a headache...



Heh, Can't let Frink get all the glory.

[Ketchup345]

Bit, how do you lock up this Chibi Lupin? He is the only Chibi still free, and the one thats making me play the Army Men games, please help! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif

[Bit]

It's Lupin..

You can't lock him up. Just persuade him with beer and strippers, he'll obey you then.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-15 15:51, Bit wrote:
It's Lupin..

You can't lock him up. Just persuade him with beer and strippers, he'll obey you then.


You don't have the mini-bar stocked with http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif and I don't know any escort services in Florida.

[Bit]

Then you haven't checked behind the third picture in the thirteenth corridor of the dungeon.. plenty of Booze to go around, but don't tell the other mods.. !

As for the escorts, The Yellow Pages, my good man.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-10-15 16:13, Bit wrote:
Then you haven't checked behind the third picture in the thirteenth corridor of the dungeon.. plenty of Booze to go around, but don't tell the other mods.. !

As for the escorts, The Yellow Pages, my good man.


Umm, you forgot to put a phone, and even a phone line outlet thingy down here. Also, he ripped the yellow page book into tiny shreds and ate half of them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif Umm, that painting is stuck, and when he finallly opened it, we found out that crazed Chuihuahuas drank it all, and need urgent medical attention. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Mixfortune]

Lure him into the cell with a cardboard cutout of Fujiko...

[klepto]

Fujiko sounds like a camera/hot azn stripper.