Weakness....

[Bradicus]

Today my english teacher asked us whhat our weaknesses are.... one kid said he had bad knees and a bad wrist. It took Mrs L ten minutes to stop laughing.

[ABDUR101]

I love teachers who have their heads in the gutter. All the inuendos and off-handed comments make the day go so much faster when you can joke with your teacher like that.

[Rotis]

My psychology teacher likes to tell us incredibly random stories, but he also likes to talk about sex.

"And who were Freud's patiennntttsss? Yesss, they were all WOOOMENNNNN. And WHYYYY were they going to Freud? Because they were having trouble reaching ORRRRRRRGASSSSMMMMMM"

(He's got this sort of nasal drawl, which makes everything he says sound ten times as hideous.)

Today, he talked about how when we fall in love, we're really just getting high off our own brain chemicals, and that the only reason married couples stay together is because of emotional neediness or frequent and varied sex.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Rotis on 2003-10-16 16:53 ]</font>

[Robo47]

I like pie.
(thinks of what Shattered Weasel said in a different
thread)

Cake is good too!