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Cerris
10-18-2003, 08:13 PM
!ME VS Kizaragu!
MY dear Professer FRink.. get in here and JUDGE!!!!
lolllllllllll.......






<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Cerris on 2003-10-18 18:18 ]</font>
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:16 PM
wow, I've never been challenged before. I feel honored. Yes my name is mispelt. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:25 PM
So, spam a?
Spam originated way back in 1993, the interntet was still fairly young then (I think? Don't jude, this is Spam!) and was full of valuable information available to all the masses whom of wanted to express themselves and make a difference in the world.
Sadly it wasn't long before the Net was abused.
Eventually the net became massively available to the entire population and this lead the way for Computer Nerds who felt unloved and laughed at to wreak revenge on the world by 'Hacking' other sites and making the owner of said sites a laughing stock.
But hackers arent the only problem the Internet has had to face, along came Spammers.
Spammers can either be very easy to spot or very difficult.
These ppl could be anyone from a complete geek wanting to feel big or get a cheap laugh or simply a 'Dude' who wants to annoy.
The Habitat of said ppl tend to be in forums. Forums such as this my friends. The trademark of a spammer is to overload each and every topic with pointless one liners or worse complete S***. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif This adds extra time of the loading of each page, and once a critical amount of spam has been implanted on a said page, You realise just what C**** they are.
So boys and girls, if you spot a spammer on the street don't be afraid to Kick the C**p outta him/her and give him/her an extra sumthing from me.

I'm kind of proud of that. Best damn spam I've ever written! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Safe to say, i think I'm winning.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2003-10-18 18:28 ]</font>
Cerris
10-18-2003, 08:31 PM
y u censor "crap"?


http://www.duke.edu/~bis/img/spam.gif
SPAM!!
Cerris
10-18-2003, 08:33 PM
Do you like my sig?

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NO FLAMING, EVER, READ FORUM RULES: http://www.duke.edu/~bis/img/spam.gif
Bradicus
10-18-2003, 08:34 PM
nice sword. i like it better than ness'
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:35 PM
I think I'm in a losing battle here. I'm in the spam section of the forum debating that spam is a bad thing!
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:36 PM
Must make every post count and not spam.
uh... I'm enjoying this topic.
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:37 PM
The above statement is not spam.
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:40 PM
I blanked out C**p because I consider C**p to be a swear word and I don't want to offend any kiddies as this is a PG13 site.
Cerris
10-18-2003, 08:41 PM
On 2003-10-18 18:33, Cerris wrote:
Do you like my sig?

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NO FLAMING, EVER, READ FORUM RULES: http://www.duke.edu/~bis/img/spam.gif


? than whas this???? ^
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:50 PM
I'm not flaming dude lol. Your scaring me... yes your sig is nice.
Cerris
10-18-2003, 08:57 PM
that is my sig...
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 08:59 PM
REALLY!? MY GOD I'D NEVER HAVE GUESSED!
Cerris
10-18-2003, 09:00 PM
score: 10/10/15*

*brad
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 09:02 PM
Even for spam. That made no sense. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Cerris
10-18-2003, 09:07 PM
That is the score 4 the spamm off since FRINK isnt here now...
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 09:12 PM
*Edit by that Proffessor Frink Fellow*
This is frink, yes. Kizaragu wins by a considerable Margin.

If you are a complete idiot, I'd like to point out that that wasn't Prof_Fink. I thought I should point it out incase I get yelled out for impersonating a mod. Good day to you.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2003-10-18 19:16 ]</font>
Bradicus
10-18-2003, 09:18 PM
Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin' -
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;
We're jammin',
And I hope this jam is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion;
Holy Mount Zion:
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation.

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha - wa),
Wotcha - wa - wa - wa, we're jammin' (wotcha - wa),
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied.
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,
So jam by my side.

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah - eah - eah!
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';
Hope you like jammin', too.
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna jam wid you now.
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).
Eh - eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.
I wanna jam it;
I wanna jam it.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:pc6gyDwXVTQC:www.stairway.org/images/ti-jam.jpg
Kizaragu
10-18-2003, 09:22 PM
...
Cerris
10-18-2003, 09:29 PM
If u read the following aloud, it will be soooo much better!!



oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jimm jimmy jiiimm jimmyjim
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
pleaze get the doktor, because jimmy's stomach has gone limp,
his pulse is dropping,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jiimyjim jimmyjimmijiim jimi,
boop boop beeop huzzah wheagla,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
kiloola kabula wheagla boeeoop,
kazza xafalla mamakiij,
kulrrlxog,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jimmi jimmy jimmymijimm jimjimmy,
jimm jimmi jimy jimijimmy jjimmi,
huzzah wheaglahuzzah wheaglawheagla huzza
huzzah wheagla huzzahjimmy wheaglajimmi i,
bum bom boghm bouhm bum bum,
but, it is my
but, it is my
but, it is my
but, it is my
friend, with a big fat cheeze birgor,
iz c u leighter,
this stuupid sung is over,
on-say,
dough-say,
tray-say,
naaoaooaaooo daaoaoaoaoaooooouuuuuuuu koill
kkkkkkcChavcacacaccccaaaacacaccaccacaccaccacaccaca cacaccaccacaccaccackacaccaccacaccakkklj


HA!!!!!
Cerris
10-18-2003, 10:06 PM
s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:10 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:11 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:11 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:12 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:13 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:14 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:14 PM
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s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:15 PM
you're getting owned
klepto
10-18-2003, 10:17 PM
I smell a ban. That was like 18 one character posts.
Cerris
10-18-2003, 10:19 PM
If u read the following aloud, it will be soooo much better!!



oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jimm jimmy jiiimm jimmyjim
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
pleaze get the doktor, because jimmy's stomach has gone limp,
his pulse is dropping,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jiimyjim jimmyjimmijiim jimi,
boop boop beeop huzzah wheagla,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
kiloola kabula wheagla boeeoop,
kazza xafalla mamakiij,
kulrrlxog,
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
oh no, jimmy has a hernia!
jimmi jimmy jimmymijimm jimjimmy,
jimm jimmi jimy jimijimmy jjimmi,
huzzah wheaglahuzzah wheaglawheagla huzza
huzzah wheagla huzzahjimmy wheaglajimmi i,
bum bom boghm bouhm bum bum,
but, it is my
but, it is my
but, it is my
but, it is my
friend, with a big fat cheeze birgor,
iz c u leighter,
this stuupid sung is over,
on-say,
dough-say,
tray-say,
naaoaooaaooo daaoaoaoaoaooooouuuuuuuu koill
kkkkkkcChavcacacaccccaaaacacaccaccacaccaccacaccaca cacaccaccacaccaccackacaccaccacaccakkklj


HA!!!!!
s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:19 PM
.

yay

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: s.TiNgEr on 2003-10-18 20:20 ]</font>
s.TiNgEr
10-18-2003, 10:20 PM
On 2003-10-18 20:17, klepto wrote:
I smell a ban. That was like 18 one character posts.



your nose is wrong
Cerris
10-19-2003, 08:45 AM
u no like my song?
Captain_Bob
10-19-2003, 09:50 AM
Pudding!
Cerris
10-19-2003, 11:46 AM
PIE!
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 02:01 PM
...?
Mixfortune
10-19-2003, 02:27 PM
On 2003-10-18 18:25, Kizaragu wrote:
So, spam a?
Spam originated way back in 1993, the interntet was still fairly young then (I think? Don't jude, this is Spam!) and was full of valuable information available to all the masses whom of wanted to express themselves and make a difference in the world.
Sadly it wasn't long before the Net was abused.
Eventually the net became massively available to the entire population and this lead the way for Computer Nerds who felt unloved and laughed at to wreak revenge on the world by 'Hacking' other sites and making the owner of said sites a laughing stock.
But hackers arent the only problem the Internet has had to face, along came Spammers.
Spammers can either be very easy to spot or very difficult.
These ppl could be anyone from a complete geek wanting to feel big or get a cheap laugh or simply a 'Dude' who wants to annoy.
The Habitat of said ppl tend to be in forums. Forums such as this my friends. The trademark of a spammer is to overload each and every topic with pointless one liners or worse complete S***. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif This adds extra time of the loading of each page, and once a critical amount of spam has been implanted on a said page, You realise just what C**** they are.
So boys and girls, if you spot a spammer on the street don't be afraid to Kick the C**p outta him/her and give him/her an extra sumthing from me.

I'm kind of proud of that. Best damn spam I've ever written! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Safe to say, i think I'm winning.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2003-10-18 18:28 ]</font>


Your first mistake was not breaking that into 52 posts.
Mixfortune
10-19-2003, 02:28 PM
Written in a 1337 Al-Bhed hybrid language, no doubt.
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 02:38 PM
Dag nammit.
The second I saw you were the last person to post, I cried. Nice to see those tears werent in vain.
Mixfortune
10-19-2003, 03:07 PM
Thanks, I think.
Bradicus
10-19-2003, 03:10 PM
0.o what is he talking about?
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 03:11 PM
You made me Cry dude. CRY.
Bradicus
10-19-2003, 03:12 PM
photon drops keep fallin on my head they keep fallin!
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 03:17 PM
Damn right they are. You've got a bad case of concussion. Your makiing less sense than usual.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 06:25 PM
Pie was only cause trogdor here said puddin...

on a serious note, did you like my spam song...
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 07:12 PM
HELL NO.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 07:20 PM
not u Kizaragu,
that foo,
hes a sittin in dat corna,
and he wont even move.

He lookin at meh funnae,
he says gimme all ya munnae,
so ill tell ya whad id do!

Id hit him in the face yeah,
Id gettim with my groove,
now mr t can really piddy dat foo!
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 07:34 PM
Now that poem I like. never had a poem written about me before... If I weren't straight, I'd be coming on to you now.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 07:36 PM
[odd look on face]
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 07:40 PM
Wow first time I've seen you speechless.
I didn't write the previouse post, Abdur Edited it and neglected to tell you.
*Fake laugh as sweat drips from Forehead*
Cerris
10-19-2003, 07:43 PM
[/odd look on face]

hi Abdur, did u forget to say you edited Kizagaru's post again?
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 07:48 PM
*Sqeeky voice* Yes I did. Sorry, wont happen again.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 07:50 PM
ok.... maybe we should get eRUPT to fix it so that your name comes up, I wouldn't want to see Kizagaru get banned by impersonating a Mod...
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 07:56 PM
It's not like I'm impersonating a policeman. It's worse.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 08:00 PM
AhaHA, you admit it! Come on boys
*opens door to reveal 20 LAPD in abdur masks*
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 08:07 PM
Abdur Masks? my eyes! Shield my Preciouse eyes! GOUGE THEM OUT!
Cerris
10-19-2003, 08:28 PM
*watch and laugh as the LAPD drag away the now blind Kizagaru is dragged away*

*pulls out yakinsmov 2000k, pegs all the LAPD in the heads, uses anti and resta on Kizagaru to restore his eyes*

The LAPD were out of juristdiction AND taking away my sole reason for posting in fkl, so they had to be punished.
Kizaragu
10-19-2003, 08:32 PM
Who said I wanted my eyes back? I requested for them to be gouged out.
Cerris
10-19-2003, 08:35 PM
That is y i restored them!
Cerris
10-19-2003, 09:27 PM
did i mention u were my sole reason of posting?
Kizaragu
10-20-2003, 07:37 AM
Are you stalking me?
s.TiNgEr
10-20-2003, 08:48 PM
I am http://69.57.141.218/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
Kizaragu
10-20-2003, 09:26 PM
I don't think he's kidding either.
Someone was watching me while I slept last night. I'm sure of it.
geewj
10-20-2003, 10:48 PM
I win

That is all.
Cerris
10-21-2003, 07:15 AM
I asked you to JUDGE
Mixfortune
10-21-2003, 10:37 AM
I think he just did.