YaY !! AIM spam !!

[Firocket1690]

I hate Instant messaging ads ......


h0tgurlz11970 wrote:
click here for p0rn !! !!



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Guntz348 on 2003-10-20 23:43 ]</font>

[Enyalis_Cho]

I really hate those. Especially the ones that say: "I'm naughty." with a link to their porn site and a stupid little smiley face.

So you're naughty, whooptie-shit. If you're so naughty then why are you reduced to spamming innocent bystanders with your mochary of sultry temptation? Why are you out here disturbing my peace instead of locked up in a studio somewhere spanking a cross-eyed midget while the ugliest man in the universe tickles your ass with a peacock feather?! Hah! If you were really naughty you'd be out there making the big bucks like Jenna Jameson instead of trapsing around on the net flashing your website at unknown people who could possibly be helpless eight-year-olds!! Hah!! Not as naughty as we thought we were, are we?!?!?!



I'm sorry, that came out of nowhere.... but I feel kinda better now....

[Aunt_Betty]

I got one that said I FOUND ADULT CARTOONS! warned him

[Guntz348]

In the future don't show the link because it may contain porn, and that would get you banned =/ Fortunatly, the link is dead and the website got taken down for spamming/TOS violations, but in the future becarefull because if it is porn you'd have to banned.

[Firocket1690]

the link WAS down when I posted it ...
that kinda defeats the irony of it all ...

That's how I got the IM directly, I wouldn't knowingly post porn where not allowed ...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Firocket1690 on 2003-10-21 04:07 ]</font>

[martian_man]

I used 2 get thise until this IM catcher started comin up but with it i accidently blocked my m8 -_-

[Firocket1690]

Yep ....
Aol 9.0 right !?

I kept my computer on all night and woke up with, like, 7 ~ 8 of them in the IM catcher. "Ignore All" puts them all on your block list ...

[Soukosa]

Just another reason as to why I block anyone that's not on buddy list. It's amazing how many idiots can get your s/n.

[Captain_Dude]

I always love the porn spam I get, not for the porn, but for the pure strangeness of what they say. I love trying to come up with silly little responses to the porn bots (you may not find them funny, but I don't care what other people think).

Here are some examples:

Hazel54321010686: See beautiful women having sex in public places!!!
RidgwayClock: I'd rather see them having sex in pubic places! BWAHA!
RidgwayClock: Gee, changing my profile to say "I already masturbate at a 12th grade level" has had all the porn bots flocking to me!
RidgwayClock: *Huggles Hazel54321010686*
RidgwayClock: Well screw your porn site then! I don't like a woman who doesn't hug back!

Michelle32106033: Hey, this is Michelle!
Take a look at my shaved pussy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
RidgwayClock: No, I demand a meaningful relationship! A shaved pussy is not enough for me!

Lois654321076211: Hi my baby!
My live camera will show you my sex...
ill be there...
RidgwayClock: Well... I wouldn't expect your live camera, depicting your sex to not have you in it.
RidgwayClock: Now go, Lois, FUCK SUPERMAN!


And has anyone noticed the number of porn spam bots on AIM who are using engrish? I have. More examples:

Helen65432104000: hi ridgwayclock!
im happy!
i increased my titses! Look!
RidgwayClock: I'm not gonna dignify that with a response...

Danielle32109325: Hello ridgwayclock. Im Danielle... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
i am fond of this pics...
RidgwayClock: I'm am happy enjoy this pics!


Hehehe, I sooooo love my quotes.txt. It's like my own personal bash.org. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif


EDIT: OMG OMG OMG! I accidentaly wrote "pron" when I meant to write "porn". NOO! BAD INTERNET! STOP CORRUPTING ME WITH MY ACCIDENTAL USE OF INTENDED ABUSES OF ENGLISH! And I'll put the quotes in italics to make them easier to tell apart from the regular text.

Oh, and since this is a topic on spam, I'll include this quote (also featured in my txt).

EnyalisCho: Sure, I'd like a loan, but instead of wasting it on college, I'd just buy up all of the porn at this great discount site so I can have stuff to whack off my newly enlarged penis too.



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[Kizaragu]

That was so stupid... but very funny.

[Firocket1690]

On 2003-10-22 05:03, Kizaragu wrote:
That was so stupid... but very funny.



That's kinda the idea ... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Black000Moon]

On 2003-10-24 07:29, Firocket1690 wrote:


On 2003-10-22 05:03, Kizaragu wrote:
That was so stupid... but very funny.



That's kinda the idea ... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

ya kinda dumb but funny.. Nice replies...

[person]

now your not lonley http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Firocket1690]

Actually, I found it funny because the original link lead to a broken page which read something like:

This page has been removd due to violation of TOS rules of [forgot original webhost] SPAM, etc

[polishedweasel]

I don't ever get those things...I guess I can consider myself lucky? Oh well...that's all I could come up with.