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Aunt_Betty
Oct 25, 2003, 11:34 AM
Got from friend
top 5 things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Make a trail of Lemonade on the floor to the rest rooms.

2. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

3. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

4. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
'Mission Impossible'.

5. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD!, "We're out of toilet paper in here!"

Wal-Mart is waiting for your visit!
Bit
Oct 25, 2003, 11:55 AM
Keep spam in the spam forum.
Bradicus
Oct 25, 2003, 12:28 PM
A spud no longer.
ABDUR101
Oct 25, 2003, 02:24 PM
Yeah, actually if you did most of those you'd be kicked out of the store. o_O
MasterJoel
Oct 25, 2003, 03:25 PM
last time we were in wal-mart, my brother screamed really loud, "MOM! DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR PURSE! THAT'S STEALING!" haha, crazy 18-year-olds... fun li'l tykes...
Kizaragu
Oct 25, 2003, 03:34 PM
My younger brother does that to me all the time.
Was funny at first. Now it's just embarressing.
Mixfortune
Oct 25, 2003, 07:27 PM
On 2003-10-25 12:24, ABDUR101 wrote:
Yeah, actually if you did most of those you'd be kicked out of the store. o_O



If you did most of those I don't think you'd have anymore people talking to you ever again.

Those are the kinds of things that don't really show off your intelligent side, imho.
geewj
Oct 25, 2003, 07:36 PM
Don't forget...

playing basketball in the sporting goods area

and setting up pringle cans as pins and bowling with the round thing nearest you
Mixfortune
Oct 25, 2003, 07:41 PM
Sir! That round thing just happened to be my crippled brother! I am applauded!
geewj
Oct 25, 2003, 07:43 PM
He should have stayed away from pringle bowling town.
Mixfortune
Oct 25, 2003, 07:44 PM
*sigh* I know, I warned him about those questionable types.
Of course, she never could quite resist candy from strangers...
Cerris
Oct 25, 2003, 10:45 PM
go to the store manager and ask "where is another walmart?"
NKOTB
Oct 26, 2003, 12:21 AM
When i was in college a new Super Wal*Mart opened in my town. The first time I went i picked up a phone and dialed a random extension. I said "I'm new in sporting goods and forgot the extension to use the intercom" the person on the other end said "#96".


You cannot imagine the fun I had for years with that little info.
pixelate
Oct 26, 2003, 02:28 AM
On 2003-10-25 09:34, Kokekirby wrote:
1. Make a trail of Lemonade on the floor to the rest rooms.


1. Get married.
Zaneatron
Oct 26, 2003, 07:26 AM
stand somewhere quite open, preferably with lots of customers around, mabye near the checkouts.
Then shout out really loudly 'DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!'
An all time classic http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif